TITLE:ITALIAN NEWS - SOME ARE BAD, SOME WORSE PALETTE:0223 099b 08ba 0cc9 3 ITALIAN NEWS 2 Collected with fatigue by Marcio 2Deathbringer1's historical sentence: 3"L8r flesh ket it kruck not memory is"1 is still in the center of a worldly debate. Filologists and Semiologists of the whole planet have conveyed in Geneve for the second International Conference on Deathbringer's Language to state clearly and finally the mysterious meaning of the disquieting quotation. We have heard around witnesses and opinions from the common people, nobody thinks that the arcane will be solved, though. We've received from 2Storm of Divina1 the following declaration: "Kazzo! Porko Zio! I haven't seen my name in the last Scenarium! Write your excuses immediately or I'll delete your mag from half world boards!". We apologize with Storm for the unforgivable mistake. We can't find any good reason of our bad behaviour, let's just hope to earn his benevolence with this issue's Spandimerda Awards. 2ACBS of Ram Jam1 seems finally to have given up with the plan to make an unique italian big group. He has stopped to ask to every Amiga user of the country to join Ram Jam. 2Executor1, the Bloody Sucker of Ram Jam, has announced for the next Smau the release of Tekno Merda 3. The World Censure Council is already alerted and has planned a huge spandimerding campaign for the Spandimerda Hero of the Issue. Filippetto, as the President of the Council, has declared that he hasn't anything against Executor, he just would like to divide him carefully in eight pieces. "Why EIGHT pieces?", has darely asked Beppe. "One for each year", was Filippetto's evil answer. 2Xad1, spiritual leader of 2Nightfall1 has decided to change the group's name. His very original proposal was 3Overnoize1, shocked of such an idea 2The Ripper1 has decided to join Polaris. The other members have just left the scene. The last voices have revealed us that 2Virus /ex-Zenith1 has joined Overnoize. Now they have two members. 2Demko of Skandal1, spiritual sub leader and only active member of the one-intro-group Skandal, has dropped from his contacts list (five names) 2Seen of 2Melon Dezign1. "Not enough elite", he declared. 2Parsec of Mystic1, after the release of his musicdisk "NightMasterPiece" featuring three modules one hour long each, has assured that he's gonna making the music for the next Abnormalia. "Just leave me 576 K of disk space for my first module", he grinned. For unknown reasons 2Macno1, main editor of Abnorlamia, has recently said: "Abnormalia 5 is going to be on two disks and it will run only on machines with 1 megabyte of Chip Memory. We would like to make a mag with more and better articles, we don't care of good music and graphics". 2The Ripper1, fixed contributor of The Charts, Abnormalia, Propaganda, Suicid, European Top 20 and The Outer Limits has decided to take over Freedom Crack and become its main editor. Half of the editors of the above mags have breathed in relief, the other half has cried desperately. Here is their reactions: 2Posdnuos and MASE1: "Yeaah! Finally Cippa Rippa won't write anymore for us!"; 2Macno1: "Cazzo, gotta start a massive spandimerding against the traitor"; 2Colorbird1: "Aaargh!"; 2Zinkfloid1: "Aaargh"! (Thanks God he has left Propaganda too)"; 2Jackpot1: "Hurra! No more lame soccer articles!"; 2Dr J1: "Ripper? Who or what is Ripper?". After the success of 2The Charts1, The Only Chart Where Abnormalia Is Voted, 2Ram 2Jam 1have decided to ride the horse of diskmagazines. They want to continue the production of 3Total Panic1, of which they have made (luckily many years ago) only a issue. To make you clear what you risk, we have to remind you that Total Panic (for the readers?) issue 1 had THREE (3) real articles, of which one was the instructions on "How to depilate", written by Ram Jam's Patsy. 24-ward1, the new (er...more than half a year old...) group made by some ex-members of Italian Bad Boys hasn't still released anything, and if something was released I haven't seen it. More than two or three guys in Italy have wondered what's the meaning of such an interesting move, interviewed by Bruno Pizzul a spokesman of the group has declared: "You know, the ball is round, they were strong, we were tired and the referee was a big asshole". The 4-ward mystery is far from being solved. 2Virus1 has left Overnoize to join 2Arise1. 2Xad1 has left Overnoize to rebuild 2Nightfall1. 2Overnoize1 has remained without members. Maybe it's dead. 2Phoenix1, marvellous girl co editor of 2Abnormalia1, has left 2Heresy1 and has lately declared that "I'll dedicate myself just to Abnormalia!". You can see the evidences of such devotion in this same issue. 2DDT of Half Brains Team1, another very active co-editor of Abnormalia, has decided to give a break to his enormous writing activities. As you can see the whole magazine is severely feeling such absence. 2Pitagora1 is on the army! This issue was supposed to be dedicated to him, but it's too bad for our poor brave coder. The real reason of 2Filippetto/Silents1' peaceful words towards 2Ram Jam1 in The Jungle 5 have been explained by his friend 2Case1. "He didn't want to be beaten up by Ram Jammers at the next Smau". If ever you doubt about this declaration just know that in the last Smau (italian computer fair) all the 2937 Ram Jam members had a black Ram-Jam t-shirt, a big black Ram-Jam flag and their own Ram-Jam "Filipp'O'Blaster". 2ACBS1 has also a very personal Ram Jam "Filipp'O'TiSpaccoLaFaccia" of terrific power. 2Macno1 found this last one quite crap. 2Marcio1 found it not enough spandimerding, 2Beppe1 found it an interesting example of "News collectors filling space syndrome". 2The Ripper1 will comment it in one of his critical issues. The italian representation at 3The Party III1 was composed by 2Android/Talent1, 2Demko/Skandal1 and 2Virus/Arise.1 No wonder then if foreign people have a bad opinion of italians. 2Billy the Kid of Skandal1, after having stopped all the swapping activities and interrupted all his relations with the scene has recently declared: "It's all dead, no new demos, no good mags, where has gone the scene? Where is everybody? The good old times are passed, I don't receive any new letter, it's all dead." Maybe someone has to suggest him that fishes keep on swimming in a lake even when the fisherman is at home. After these last disquieting and mysterious news 2Macno1 has decided to stop to collect news about the italian scene. He commented sadly: "It's always harder and harder to find news here, you can't be sure of anything, you can't know if your informers are trustworthy, it's chaos, I can't even know if what I publish is totally true or not!".