TITLE:SPANDIMERDA INTERVIEW WITH COLORBIRD OF RAZOR 1911 PALETTE:0223 099b 08ba 0cc9 3 SPANDIMERDA INTERVIEW WITH COLORBIRD OF RAZOR 1911 Macno: Scenarium is a objective mag, it stays above the contenders of every spandimerda war and it intends to stay above the contenders also in the most exciting spandimerda war of the moment: the more or less friendly exchange of point of view between 3Zinkfloid of TRSI1 and 3Colorbird of Razor 19111. In the last issue of Scenarium, believe it or not, we interviewed Zinkfloid for his powerful and grand spandimerda declarations. Now, for the joy of the whole spandimerda community, we are having our exclusive spandimerda interview with Colorbird himself. Here you are Colorbird, we know you are deeply stirred and happy and proud to be here replying to our questions so you haven't to repeat that. Tell us, instead, what is your definition of a spandimerda. Let's see if you've studied. 2Colorbird: 2First of all I am not proud to be in a mag that has awarded the biggest idiot on 2the scene a price that belongs to ME! He is not a pro spandimerder, he is a 2fake beginner! A real professional spandimerder cant be a looser like that 2little boy Zinkglubb. Talking about little boys, I know a diskmag editor who 2likes small boys so Zinkflop should be happy to mess with me who is just 2embarrases him instead of fistfucking him like another editor of our mag should 2have done... Needless to say that the only reason why we are interviewing you is due to your entertaining war with Zinky, our Spandimerda hero. How have you dared to engage such a war with such a Spandimerda master? Don't you feel all the odds against you? 2I do not fear the biggest looser in Ostmark (hehehe.. you guys in Austria 2perhaps don't like that name that Hitler had for your country). I am a true 2Viking and he is nothing. Zinkglubb have maybe BEEN a master of spandimerding 2but its Nothing compared to what will face him in Propaganda#3, by the way what 2has happened to Suicid? Havent seen it for a while. Has Suicid committed 2suicide????? Has he finally realised that he is nothing compared to me and 2remade his mag to a Worship-Propaganda Mag??? We must say that we didn't like your reply to Zinky's powerful spandimerding against you and your mag in his Suicid. We expected hard words and pure back spandimerding but you simply stood mute, leaving to the other editors the reply. Why have you done THIS to us? Are you afraid, after all, of a direct war with Zinkfloid? 2Hmm... I liked the article by Some1&Prime and I thought that it would do but 2then I read the articles in Abnormalia #3 and then I thought what the hell.. So 2if you check Propaganda #3 you would find a complete "Spandimerding Zinkfloid 2Section" just for spandimerding Zinkfloid. Its made by several of our editors 2and will suit everyones taste of spandimerding... It will just kill the poor 2bastard forever... And I am not afraid of a so called "coder" who cant even 2code a diskmag routine for himself... What wasn't written by you in Propaganda 2, was anyway written Some1 and Prime in an open letter to Zinkfloid/TRSI. They made a good spandimerda reply, cold and detached, less violent than Zinky's one but somehow more ironic. The Official Spandimerda Committee hasn't disliked it at all (they've even won some Awards!). Are they inventing a new spandimerda style? Is there your shadow behind their words??? 2Since I didnt want to waste time on Zinklame as I thought that he was just a 2poor little kid with no contact with reality and when Some6&Prime did a nice 2reply I thought it would be enough.. BUT time has proven that for once I was 2perhaps wrong so the next time someone messes with us he will get spandimerded 2by me and all the rest in Propaganda! You still haven't earned the benevolence of the Committee, most of its members consider you a zero-level spandimerda, in other words a lamer. What can you say to the Judges? Have you got any sensible justification? 2Hmmm.... You cute little faggots in the committee are loosers so I dont care 2about what you think. The only thing I care about is me, myself and I! What you haven't done in the past, it can be done right now. This is your chance to become an interesting spandimerda! Write whatever shit you what upon whoever you want, let's see if you are tough enough! 2Due to my lacking english abilities we could write one sentence in two other 2nice languages like swedish and russian... Vi ne lublite mne, idite ktchortu! 2Gillar du mig inte sa kan du dra at helvete? If you don't love me then fuck 2off!! I must be mercyful to that little kid Zinkflop so I will just say, check 2the fucking charts! Propaganda is before Suicid in 90% of them!!! Ok, it's time to ask the usual questions: - Favourite Spandimerda Guy: 2Me of course! But Some1/RaZor is also a talent... - Favourite Spandimerda Group: 2Razor 1911 - The One and ONLY! - Favourite Spandimerda Mag: 2There are only ONE mag and thats PROPAGANDA! - Favourite Spandimerda Demo: 2I havent released it YET! As you don't know one of the fields of discussion of the Scenology, the new science about the scene, is right the Spandimerda movement and its influences on the single's psyche. What is your opinion about the matter? Can a Spandimerda campaign damage the subject's real life? 2Well, Spandimerding is an art that has to be practised by professionals only 2(not like kids like Zinkfood) so it could be danger.. Just a message to all 2readers.. "We are trained professionals so DONT try this at home!" Some boring books have related that a there should be limits to spandimerding. In other words they ask for a sort of Controlling Committee on every Spandimerda action. What do you think about this flood of morality? 2Interesting indeed.. Laws and controls are good but I dont have to care about 2them since I am supreme and above it all... Let's tell the truth, the spandimerda atmosphere is not that healthy nowadays. All this bullshits about friendship and love have convinced the poor scene nerds to be all nice and friendly. This annoys us quite much. What's the future of the Spandimerda community according to you? Where can you find interesting spandimerda fires we could feed and raise? 2War is the thing that makes the winning society prosper so.. The scene needs 2more WARS! Its more fun! Another dude you ought to look out for is the ever 2"popular" 3Duffy/Ex-Midway,X-trade,Iris2, etc... He seems to be in war with 2everyone (And if he uses my sources he stole he will be DEAD!) so he should be a 2forthcoming joy to the Spandimerda Committee! You have revealed that behind the fake name of 3Wingman/Resistance1 who wrote an hard racist article in The Jungle 3 there was you. What has been the real reason of such move? We think that you actually did it in order to raise rumours and ultimately to get more famous. Comments? 2Actually the truth is that I am a pure neo-nazi and... Well, just kidding I 2hate nazism but I wrote it for fun actually and just to get people to write 2articles so I could get some for Propaganda.. And as my friend Gustav (also 2known as Lizardking) always says.."ALL publicity is GOOD publicity!" Do you believe in the theory about the Masters of the Scene, unknown and mysterious guys who control the scene's life? Who could be these Masters, according to you? 2Damned! You have found out! Its ME! I must kill you now! You seem to have found Official Spreaders for Propaganda without even asking for them. What's your secret? Don't you think that somebody could have confused Propaganda with Abnormalia, which always asks for Spreaders? In other words, what about thanking us for Your Spreaders? 2hmm... perhaps that swappers are too unintelligent to understand the greatness 2of Abnormalia and just like Propaganda because its not so much stories and has 2much more scenearticles... About thanking you lowlife scum, NOWAY! (or 2norway?) I never thank anyone for anything!! Well, that's all. After this almost interesting interview our opinion about you has changed a bit. That's not a good reason for thanking you, anyway, so thanks us for this interview and don't waste our space with your greetings. 2Fuck you, I will send my complete greetings list here as I am a giga-mega 2swapper also!!! GREETS to me, myself and I (and some small to Macno and Ripper)