TITLE:PIPPEROS OF THE WORLD, UNITE! PALETTE:0223 099b 08ba 0cc9 3 I WANNA WIN A PIPPERO! 2 By Marcio You should really be an absent-minded bird of Venezuela not to know about the presence and the importance of 2The Pippero of the Month1 award monthly granted by 2Ram Jam's The Charts1. As we have good odds that you aren't from Venezuela we have not to explain that the Pippero is an award given to the silliest articles or statements appeared in scene diskmags. "The only place where you can see how low can people go to be able to release a mag", this is the official and original explanation of the important award, whose fame is equal to the one of our Spandimerdas. Well, I've had the honour of meeting, in October 1993, 2Rocketeer1 of Ram Jam, the hidden man behind every Pippero, at the Smau computer fair in Milan. In that occasion I warmly invited him to award me with a Pippero. In order to remind him better my name I handed him a little monetary contribution which I believed to be enough. Well, 3Rocketeer has taken the money and hasn't awarded me! That's a terrible and nasty move which the world MUST know. It seems that some guys in Ram Jam are not serious as the ones in Abnormalia. Here when we receive the proper contribution we write wonderful articles and reviews (Just read the 2Reviews On Sale1 to have a proper example) and even the Spandimerda Committee is not insensible to some kind of "help" (just contact them to know more about fees and shares). Some nerds in Ram Jam are not like us! At first they smile and they assure you that they'll pippero you, then they just go away and forget all their promises. In the meantime you have already told to your friends to look out for the next issue of The Charts where they can read with their own eyes how good you have been in conquering such an award. It's obvious the humiliation when this doesn't happen and for this reason I've decided to reveal to the World the dirty plays of Rocketeer! I don't wanna to offend with this article all the guys in Ram Jam, after all they have made a good work in other fields. The Charts by Ram Jam are the only one where Abnormalia ranks in the top five mags, their reviews about us are always benevolent and the fact that we have bribed them is right the prove that they are serious and trustworthy dudes. I've tried everything, I even tried to win a Pippero in a legal way, I've written dozens of silly scene articles and I'm sure than many of them deserved the award, but the nasty boy (Rocketeer) has preferred other articles (crap things like racist texts, whose stupidity was none compared to my masterpieces) and I'm sure that he was bribed for them! Yes! Not only he doesn't accept my offers, he even accepts the ones of the others! What's wrong with me? Don't you like my face, Rocketeer? Was the money not enough? I even awarded you with a Spandimerda award! 2What could you ask more? I'm really pissed off with what happened, maybe my vent has been exaggerated but I simply couldn't bear the situation. I know that Rocketeer after all, maybe, perhaps, with some restrictions, could be an almost good person, but my will to enter in the Pippero awards was too great. Anyway I've an honour to defend. Maybe the Ram Jam chaps, moved by this article, will award me a Pippero honoris causa, but I can't accept that. I can't see me as reduced to beggary, if you want to award me a Pippero do it, but do it because I earned it! (Wait for an envelope with some extra motivations, hope they are enough) At this moment the article is finished therefore I should write that: 1- I'm waiting for the opinions of other readers; 2- I haven't anything against Rocketeer (it's not true!); 3- I've to stop here becoz I gotta go (where??!); 4- I'm sorry for my bad english (what BAD english??); 5- The End (as if it doesn't seem that); 6- Ciao; 7- Pippero Rulez!; 8- I hope you've enjoyed my article; 9- Enjoy life. So, I'm waiting for the opinions of some other readers, after all I haven't anything against Rocketeer but I have to stop here because I have to go. Sorry for my bad english, this is the End, Ciao eh? And always remember, Pippero Rulez! I really hope you've enjoyed my article, don't forget to enjoy life too.