TITLE:BAD NEWS AND WORSE NEWS - FOR EVERY TASTE PALETTE:0223 099b 08ba 0cc9 3 ALTERNATIVE NEWS? 2Hardly collected by Marcio 3Zinko "The Melon Thrower" of Kefrens1 is the living evidence that 2Kefrens1 and 2Melon Dezign1 are the same group, as we stated in previous news. That's another evidence of how our news are trustworthy and of how Kefrens and Melon would die one without the other. We have an incredible news which will shock the scene! From well informed source we have heard that 3Spaceballs1 are falling apart! The group could die even before than expected. 2Lonestarr1 is too busy with his lego spaceship for Mars, 2Travolta1 is following dance lessons, 2Perplex1 doesn't count, 2Lord Helmet 1is too involved to play the soldier and 2Kingpin1 is sleeping. All the others have lost concentration. Are Spaceballs really going to die? In order to prove the contrary we suggest them to make an AGA trackmo in 2 disks stating the contrary before 15 days, 15 hours and 15 minutes from the publishing of this magazine. Readers, if you don't get this trackmo before 21 days, 21 hours and some minutes you can consider Spaceballs officially dead, as they would be too lazy to deserve the survival in the scene. 3Alcatraz1 definitively can't live without mags. They have tried everything: to strike back with 2MC disk1, to grab the publishing team of 2Propaganda1, to take over 2ICE1. When they finally realized that all the attempts were failed, they decided to make 2Compass1. Look out for it, despite the disgusting name, it'll be a Scenology dream. 3The Ripper of Nightfall1, after having stealt the new Freedom Crack code from the same hands of its ex editors and from the interested sights of Macno/Abnormalia, has decided to find a mag to merge with. The insane choice has fallen on 2The Outer Limits1 from Polaris and soon you'll see a Freedom Limits from Polaris. Nobody has told to Ripper that it's not enough to merge two mags to make an upstream. After the troubles with the ex of his girlfriend, 3RWO of Kefrens1 has decided to leave his girlfriend and go with her ex boyfriend. This are Scenarium news - 2What Upstream will never dare to reveal. After some geologic eras of delay and some hard meditations, 3Rod of Polaris1 has confided us the new slogan of the mag 2The Outer Limits1: "We don't try at all." News about disagreements between the 2Eternal1 editors and the 2Cemetery News editors is false. The latter have just stolen code, ideas and maybe money, but they were already their. After the brilliant and very unique idea of making a multitasking mag (see the Random Pearls), 3RAW1 has started to publish articles about system programming and hardware coding and to rate demos also in their system friendlyness. This time the moves of our favourite Priest of the Scene have been a bit too evident... 3Eternal1 strikes back and it doesn't disappoint its fans. The second issue features only news and articles older than 10 months. The secret slogan of the mag is: Eternal delays for Eternal readers. 3The Party III1 has been cancelled. What you've visited has been a fake. When 3 Rokdazone/Infect/AssociateOfArts/Speedy/TheMagicGuild/RawStaff/AbnoStaff will decide to leave the scene, many will miss him. One day a Scenarium correspondent was at 3Astaroth/Phenomena1 place just while he was watching the issue of 2RAW1 with a scandalously fake interview to him, he got quite pissed to see his name there and he declared: "This is totally untrue bullshit!". A news quite similar to the above reported one has filled a full article in 3Sledgehammer 121. That's how they manage to obtain 93 articles per issue (chip tunes and ads included). "So, for another couple of months you sink back to the greyness of boring weekdays, but be aware, SH 13E comes IN THE SPRING OF 1994." (Final words of 3Sledgehammer 12E1, Dicember 1993) "Issue 12E will be available around JUNE, 1993" (Final words of 2Sledgehammer 211E1, April 1993) After complex studies the Scenology Academy has forecasted the release of Sledehammer 13E for November 1994. Again on 3Sledgehammer1, I love this mag. They have stolen the work of the 2Big 2Questions Official Wonderers Club1. Here are some of the questions they've asked to the scene: "Do we need old legends in the Scene?" "Do you drop a famous contact, if he usually has long delays?" "Or should you do that?" "Which is better, to have nice contactlist or have average, but fast contacts?" "To be legal or illegal?" "Have you made your scene-job drunk?" "Do you think that drugs or alcohol can give inspiration for a music, graphic or routine?" After Such list of Big Questions, we have decided to remove humbly the Big Questions article from this issue. It merely asked "Are there too many diskmags?". Lousy. In 3Freedom Crack issue 61 by 2Vega1 released the 330th of May 19911 we have found the article which could give a reply to our aborted big question. It's "Too many diskmags?!" by 2Sterling/Savage1. Three years ago there was a guy who moaned about all those guys declaring that there were too many diskmags, stating that actually more choice couldn't harm. Maybe our Big Question was a bit outdated? With issue 6 3RAW1 has continued and greatly enhanced its own game "The Master of The Scene". Whoever is interested in taking part in the play has just to try to influence the scene in the wanted way, reporting interviews and quotes in the right, provocative way. That's a pain for the scene, as a huge number of articles is going appear in every diskmag polemizing with RAW, which with issue 6 has tried too hard, according to some sceners. Whatever it may happen, we'll love it. RAW justifies the existence of the whole Spandimerda community. We should all adore its editors for this and for even provoking marvellous spandimerda attacks towards themselves!