TITLE:SPANDIMERDING CONCERNS. MARCIONE MERDAM PANDIT PALETTE:0223 099b 08ba 0cc9 3 THE SPANDIMERDA AWARDS! Friendship. An horrible word. We are so damnly bored to read it in every scene text that at a certain point our patience has exploded. Friendship? What's the meaning of all these friendly writings? The power of a slogan? 2The Spandimerda awards1 are the reply to this friendly madness, the prize for who says what he thinks, without losing himself in nice, sweet, friendly chats. For the first time, since the birth of our Awards we have had problems in finding good candidates. What's happening to the people out there? What's this disgusting wind of peace? With our hearts pouring desperate tears, we have had to introduce a new annoying category in our awards. 2The Anti Spandimerda Criminals1. These guys... persons... beings... heaps of meat... shitless heads... had underlined their unwanted presence in the world with strongly offensive and fatuous declarations or acts harmful for the name and the dignity of the Spandimerda Community. We are finding a certain irritation in wasting our words for such creatures and for this reason we have better to come to our healthy food. Here they are then, THE OFFICIAL SPANDIMERDA AWARDS! 3 SPANDIMERDA PRODUCTION OF THE YEAR 2 TEKNO MERDA II by Executor of RAM JAM A remarkable spandimerda work featuring horrible musics with wonderful digitized spandimerding. The Committee has particularly appreciated the sentence "Filippetto ghei" (Filippetto faggot) which could flame again the decaying war Filippetto-RamJam. For unknown and terrible reasons, things didn't proceeded as everybody wanted. More about this in The Anti Spandimerda Criminals File. 3 SPANDIMERDA GROUP OF THE YEAR 2 ZINKFLOID ZERMALMERS While the Committe is deciding if it's fair to award who spandimerda a spandimerda star, the Zinkfloid Zermalmers HAVE to receive the premium for their audacious spandimerda spandimerding. Just future will reveal us if this group will actually release interesting spandimerda productions and if it will stand Zinkfloid's wrath. Good luck boys, may God help you. 3 SPANDIMERDA NEWS OF THE YEAR 2VISUAL INTENSITY 2 by Dual Format In the scene news of this mag we find the following remarkable spandimerda news: "LSD are releasing Jesus on E's II soon for £10 a copy and is on three disks. Don't blame me if it is a load of shite (and it probably is) but this is what I heard and it is news!". Just lovely. 3 ENCOURAGING LITTLE SPANDIMERDA 2 WARZONE section in Upstream by Balance The 2Little Spandimerda1 is a minor award which the Committee has invented in order to give some kind of recognition to amaterial spandimerda. Of course it hasn't the prestige of a real Spandimerda Award but it could be a first step. For this first time the Little Spandimerda goes to the Warzone section in Upstream which is supposed to be a real spandimerda corner, where everybody can spandimerda everybody. The Committee approves and loves such an idea but it has to underline that the Warzone is still far from being an accomplished spandimerda zone. The Warzone of Upstream 7 had even more anti-spandimerda articles than real spandimerda ones. That's a sort of coup d'etat who has worried us. The future can't be bright if even in a declared spandimerda place you find anti-spandimerda texts. 3 SPANDIMERDA MAG OF THE CENTURY 2 R.A.W. No words are needed. RAW is spandimerda and spandimerda is RAW. It beats all the opponents without moving a finger, there's simply nothing that can be compared with the true spandimerda power of its pages, you can feel it breathing from its pages, screaming or humming according to the cases, murmuring low subtle voices or shouting raw aggressive howls, cutting the edge with sharp remarks or destroying opponents with calm mortal statements. The latest issue, number 6, has been even better than before, maybe the military service is making of Lord Helmet even a better spandimerda! If this supposition has just a shade of reality there'll be a far better future for our community. 3 MEMORY FOR A SPANDIMERDA LEGEND 2 STORM of DIVINA Storm was a hero. Everybody was terrified by him, probably he has been the biggest spandimerda in the whole italian scene. What has remained of him? We have had the occasion of meeting him at the last SMAU computer fair in Milan and he even didn't insult us! That's really terrible. We found him calm and somehow distant, as if the spandimerda world was something he didn't attend. What has happened Storm? Is the civil service changing you? Where are the times when you menaced to smash our face for a unprofessional spandimerda news? All our greetings, master, let us hear again that lovely "Abnolamia!". 3 SPANDIMERDA STAR OF TOMORROW 2 PARSEC of MYSTIC For the promising spandimerding abilities in the original spandimerda meaning (self centred). A wonderful example of full accomplished and self made spandimerda. The Spandimerda Committee is open to every kind of bribes. The decision of awarding Parsec has been "helped" by the musics he has done for this issue of Abnormalia. The Spandimerda Committee, anyway, is democratic and fair, whoever you are you are allowed to bribe it with music, articles or candies. 3 NICEST SPANDIMERDA WITTY REMARK 2 KRIS of MIRACLE He writes on the pages of his diskmag (2Eternal1), after the votes of his reviews to diskmags: "Some guys from R.A.W. staff wonder how I find these numbers, hehe these are of course the production of my proggy called 'RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR V32.69', it will be on the market very soon so you guys in RAW can leave the die-throwing-system. What a primitive method!" 3 SPANDIMERDA OF THE YEAR 2 ------- The Committee has came to the grave, historical, decision of 2NOT ASSIGNING THE 2SPANDIMERDA AWARD OF THE YEAR 1 in order to protest against the intolerable popular tendency of considering every spandimerda activity a BAD and unfair act. In order to shake these filthy friendly waters and stir the coscience of every sincere spandimerda the award remains at the Committee. 3 ANTI-SPANDIMERDA AWARD 3 FOR A NICE SPANDIMERDA WITTY REMARK BRUTALLY RUINED 2 KRIS of MIRACLE He writes on the pages of his diskmag (Eternal), after the votes of his reviews to diskmags: "Some guys from R.A.W. staff wonder how I find these numbers, hehe these are of course the production of my proggy called 'RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR V32.69', it will be on the market very soon so you guys in RAW can leave the die-throwing-system. What a primitive method! :-)". The final smiley has ruined a nice wicked spandimerda remark. The Spandimerda Awards Committee is officially against the use of any kind of smiley in a spandimerda declaration. Be warned, aspirant spandimerda, a smiley can ruin your whole spandimerding! 3 SPANDIMERDA BET FOR THE NEXT EDITION 2ZINKFLOID of TRSI - SUICID Main Editor This is not exactly a real spandimerda award, it's just our prediction for the winner of the next issue's Spandimerda Award of the Year. To say the truth we are almost sure that there won't be doubts, as we have already had a little sight of the contents and the spandimerda power of the next issue of Suicid (7) which will come on 2 disks to give you even more spandimerding satisfaction. Zinkfloid has assured us that he will blow up every possible opponent and we haven't doubts about that. After all the accuses against him (read the same interviews of this issue) we are relieved to know that Zinky is still kicking hard and he is ready to destroy whatever can be destroyed! 3 SPANDIMERDA AWARD HONORIS CAUSA 2DOMINO of TRSI This is not a real spandimerda award as it doesn't give a premium to a guy who has distinguished himself for a particular talented spandimerda move. It's the Award Honoris Causa, which the Committee has decided to give for the brilliant and moving words of Domino in an article appeared in RAW 6 called: "Scene: A bunch of boring bitches!". He moans about the absence of new hatetros or hate demos, of powerful wars and tough drinking and puking contests in parties! He even writes that it should be spreaded more blood and shit in the scene! We almost wiped when we read that! It's so comforting to see that out there there is somebody who thinks like us, that even uses our same words! Domino has given us some hope, after the disasters of this issue (just read what follows to understand the sad truth). 3 THE ANTI SPANDIMERDA CRIMINALS 2FILIPPETTO of SILENTS We all had had good hopes in Filippetto, his personal war with ACBS of RAM JAM was developing in a nice way, it even included the whole Ram Jam group and it provoked a wonderful spandimerda production like Tekno Merda II. In other words we were all happy and merry of how things were going. Then, suddenly, like a knife on the back, Filippetto writes an Open Letter to Ram Jam which appears in The Jungle 5. Prepare yourself for his strong words, when we read them, we fainted. 2"I say SORRY to all Ram Jam members"1 ... 2"I hope that the future will bring 2better relationships between me and Ram Jam, I know that it's not easy, but I 2think that friendship1 (AAARGH!) 2is very important, especially between people of 2the same country"1. We have no words. We can't imagine how we could reply, comment, conceit such words. They are the end of the Filippetto-ACBS war, and, even worse, they talk about f********p! That's really too much, the Official Spandimerda Awards Committee, after such a low blow, has decided to revoke the award given to Filippetto in Abnormalia 2. At the same time we revoke also the award given to ACBS in the same occasion (it was a prestigiuos Spandimerda award for the best WAR going on in the italian scene). We have reached this decision because we are sure that the same ACBS will agree with this filthy peace! We are disgusted by such behaviours which have their damn roots in the horrible custom of these italians, always ready to finish quarrels in a friendly way! (We don't like tarallucci e vino!) 2 KHUL of NERVE AXIS There are persons around whose arrogant behaviour is really annoying and irritating. We can't stand, for example, the ones who consider the noble spandimerda art as something dirty and immoral. On the pages of Upstream 7 we noticed a pair of articles from a quite dangerous person, this Khul of Nerve Axis. We are, in particular, talking about 2"To sue or not to sue diskmags?"1 and 2"Nuke 2the warzone"1. They are a low attack to the spandimerda territories which we cannot accept. In the first text, the Criminal, wonders if it may be possible to sue diskmags for false news or accusations. Needless to say that the simple question, even without a positive answer, is a sign of a dangerous and terrific plan to cut the wings of every good spandimerda move (based on wonderful false informations, subtle remarks, evil suggestions and similar other juicy low methods). The rascal anyway doesn't stop himself to such abstract questions, he even writes, in the second mentioned article, silly words against a good possible spandimerda war ongoing in the Warzone. He even writes "Stop the war or I'll nuke the war zone!" which actually is a good spandimerda sentence but it's against the wrong target. We'll discuss deeper, sooner or later, the delicate matter if it's moral and bearable to spandimerda a spandimerda but for sure is criminal to spandimerda the spandimerding!