TITLE:HIDDEN AND MYSTERIOUS SCENE DIALOGUES PALETTE:0223 099b 08ba 0cc9 3 SOME VERY SHORT, VERY MYSTERIOUS AND VERY TRUE SCENE DIALOGUES 2Colorbird/Razor 1911 3and 1Zinkfloid/TRSI 2Your mag has not a good design... What??? You fucking bastard what do you mean with that??? 2Well... My mag is very cool, that's sure and you are an idiot, Propaganda suxx more than Complex! 2Yes but... Still insulting me? You fucking asshole! Suicid is a real elite mag! Much better than your! Your mag is not a mag! It's a pile of shit! And you are a piece of it! 2Aren't you exaggerating? What? Shut up idiot! It's not easy to win the Spandimerda awards! 2Perplex/Spaceballs 3and 1Lord Helmet/Spaceballs 2Why don't we release RAW more often? What? Are you joking? An issue a year is enough. 2Well, Upstream is coming up... Who cares, we are still on the top, if we see that we risk our charts' supremacy we will make more issues. 2Ah. Oh. Do you find this dialogue funny? Nope, I wonder why these lamers are reporting it. 2Maybe their sense of humour is vacillating. Maybe their reason is not that stable. 3Macno: Well, maybe it's just to make this article longer ;-> 2Mud/Magic12 3and1 JGC/Majic 12 3(Four months ago) 2Hei! Look here! A long article! Really? Let me see... 8 Kylobytes! Wow! 2Er... I am a bit tired... could you read it to see what it's about? Read it? Uhm... well, if it's that long it must be also good... 2Yes, yes... it's useless to read it, it's cool for sure! Ok. We have got another article... How many are there? 2About 60... Uhm, maybe we should write some others... 2Yes, let me see... I have a free hour... It's enough for six or seven articles... Yes, but try to be more prolix! We can't use too much 1500 bytes long articles! 2Uhm... I'll try what I can do... for example I can write about the importance 2of intros for the scene... Yes, yes... it's something new and orginal... About that long article... 2Yes? Don't you find it a bit too long? You know 8 K.... 2Sure, what do you suggest? Well... er... we could divide it in two parts... 2Colorbird/Razor 1911 3and1 Zinkfloid/TRSI 3- Part 2 2Ehi! Zinkfloid! You are a piece of idiot! Oh? Me? 2Yes, you! Fucking idiot bastard asshole spandimerda faggot! Ehi! Not so hard! 2Yes! Yes! You little piece of shit, have you dared to spandimerda me? Take 2this old bastard! Old? Listen softly smelling piece of fecis, I can get upset for your juvenile words... What about making peace? 2Oh? Really? Don't you know that this war is very popular? You shithead! We 2gotta continue! Yes, yes, but I'm getting bored! 2Sure, me too! But if we stop those assholes in Scenarium won't talk about us 2any more... Right. They have contributed in making our quarrel popular... 2For this reason we should continue... We could make peace and choose somebody else to spandimerda... 2Who? Well, Scenarium for example! 2Yes! Great! Those bastards have broken the balls! Sure... by the way, congratulation for you spandimerda interview... 2Thanks, thanks... you know, I've learnt from your great one... have you liked 2my spandimerding against you? Of course... good quality, I'm looking forward to hear more of that kind... 2Oh Thanks, I'm happy you liked it... 2Cesium/Balance3 and1 Wolfman/Balance 2Yesterday at the party I've met some members of Kefrens... they told me that 2RWO has problems with his girlfriend's ex... Really? What kind of problems? 2Well, this guys seems quite angry with RWO... he has cut his car's tires... Wow! That's a great news! 2Well... We MUST publish it! That's what the people want to read? 2That RWO has stolen the wrong girlfriend? Sure! People want to know everything about their idols! 2Yes, but this is quite pointless... Who cares? It fills pages and it's something RAW hasn't still dared to publish! 2Well, there must be a reason, then... Sure there is! Lord Helmet hasn't still had this great idea! 2Er... what "great" idea? C'mon! Wake up dumb norwegian! To publish gossips about the VIP sceners' life! THIS is journalism! 2Listen, very clever dane, I've big doubts about this... Oh, you just don't understand! Yesterday for example I received a letter from a contact of mine... 2So what? He told me that he saw Heatbeat writing on a BBS some racistic comments! 2So what? Don't you understand? This is a scoop! I already imagine the title for our article: "Heatbeat - A Racist?!" 2Well, but that's his business... How can you say that? These VIP are symbols for everybody! Younger sceners always try to imitate the most famous ones... They should be an example for everybody! 2Hum, I don't think we have to wear the cloth of morality... Yes, yes... but that's a good scoop the same... and remember: it fills an article! 2Kingpin/Spaceballs 3and 1Lord Helmet/Spaceballs 3 after RAW 6 So what do you think of this marvellous issue? 2Uhm, maybe we have tried too hard... Oh, C'mon! This is just the beginning! 2Are you sure that you aren't exaggerating! Yes! The scene must be influenced! Report some words with the right comments and the game if accomplished! 2Are you playing the Master of the Scene??? Hehe 2But don't you know that diskmgas editors are just Priests of the Scene, they can 2obviously modify the scene's opinions but they aren't the real Masters 2controlling everything... So what? Can't I climb the masonic piramid? 2Well, you should ask to the Masters, before... How? Do you know who are they? 2No, nobody knows... So I climb! 2By the way, I was told that some of the articles were already published in 2Abnormalia! What??? 2Yes! We recycled the texts of a lame mag! Impossible! 2It happened... Maybe a misunderstanding... Uhm... Maybe I've better to load my UZI! 2Are you going to start a spandimerda war? No. I'm going to start a war. 2Filippetto/Silents3 and 1ACBS/Ram Jam 2Porco di un cane! Ti spacco la faccia! Vieni qua, testa di cazzo! 2Certo che vengo, nano grasso bastardo! Ue', cazzolaro, ti faccio vedere doppio adesso! 2Provaci! Cazzo se ci provo! 2Allora? Vengo, cagnaccio! 2Beccati questo! Ma va a cagare, stoccati sta pedata! 2Ouch! Terrone! Tie' e tie' a anche tie'! 2Cazzo fai? Picchi? Beccati questo pugno! Ahia! 2Arriva un calcione! Te l'ho evitato! Maglio perforante! 2Alabarda spaziale! Calcio in culo triturante! 2Ahia! Cazzoe'? Una nuova arma? Bo, mi e' venuta cosi'... 2Credi che ci stiano credendo? Certo che ci credono! Continua a colpire! 2Guarda che secondo me hanno capito... Oddio, gli stranieri non avranno capito un cazzo di certo... 2Si ma gli altri, gli italiani? Be', insomma, noi ci abbiamo provato. La Cattro non era leggera... 2Anche la board non era uno scherzo... Guarda Executor poi, lui ha continuato... 2Certo, ma lui sapeva? Non credo. 2Cazzo, ma allora non scherzava! Non credo. 2EXECUTOR! Bastardo! Vieni qui che ti spacco il culo!