TITLE:THE LAST JUDGEMENT - THE VOTES PALETTE:0223 099b 09a9 0b99 BRUSH:04 3 THE LAST JUDGEMENT - THE VOTES 2 by G...!? What are the FIVE reasons for which is worth having an Amiga? Some guys in the world have been condemned by us to reply to this lousy question. Here is what they said. 2 33 votes1: Demos 2 23 votes1: Music 2 22 votes1: Games The scene 2 21 votes1: To have fun 2 19 votes1: To code 2 18 votes1: Friendship 2 14 votes1: Kickoff It is the best 2 12 votes1: To send articles for The Bad Tongue 2 10 votes1: It's Cheap 2 9 votes1: Protracker Graphics 2 8 votes1: Sensible soccer Parties 2 5 votes1: To box Multitask Money To crack Dpaint Formula 1 Grand Prix 2 4 votes1: To make gfx To hack 2 3 votes1: Word processing Dungeon Master To trade Techno music Cos PC is a shit! Productions To spend time It doesn't stink 2 2 votes1: To chat To see porno pics To shit Cygnus Ed Imagine Devpac Tetris It's gray-beige Amos It's cool Cos I hate PC machines Guru Meditation To card Helps me with homework To Phreak Software Abnormalia To swap Copper I meet a lot of other Amiga users Pinball dreams To waste money Contacts Modem It's good to have sex with It's easy to code Street Fighter II It's my hobby Great gfx and sound capability Follows the list of reasons who received just a vote: 2The very important reasons... My dog likes it My mum likes it too The red power lighted Nice color Because it's there It doesn't melt It's well-bred Nice slim-line! Can't beat the feeling You can paint it black It suits my table You can cut cheese with it You can watch it You can listen to it You can't eat it To rest Fun to make lamps blinking when the drive is working 2The mysterious reasons... It is good to sit on It makes damn good coffee To eat Free drug Pussy a lot Good saucer for beer For you to know me Just for the taste Just for the smell Better than a dustbuster Because life stinks To meet a lot of the nice girls in the Amiga scene To meet Amiga girlies and play sex with them! To get girls Women Beer You can spray your Amiga yellow You can pour beer into your Amiga You can be lame? Life is so boring To have a new girl friend 2The heavenly good reasons... You can prepare to real life with the scene life To know foreign people A lot of wonderful friends all over Europe The computer world is a friends' circle To know more people Most people who own an Amiga are interesting persons worth to talk to To make the people united 2The infernal evil reasons... Porno Slideshows To blackmail Macno for Abnormalia's code To fuck the drive entrance (so thin, so fast... woooow!) To fuck lamers To masturbate in front of Strip Poker Masturbation is nice with amiga drives You can laugh about your brother's C64 Makes my parents crazy Sexy diskdrive 2The suspicious reasons... Too much money Not enough cash to buy an 486 PC Otherwise I bought a Falcon Boredom Can't afford to buy a PC Don't like fast computers I couldn't sell it You find all extensions at parties The monitor works fine with a Super Famicom 2The scene reasons... You can join ICE Mags To make packs Rahien/Amnesia and Virus/Grace Sabine of Alphafligth To leech from "The House" To read the latest Ripper's articles To chat with DrG/IBB I met Skyline because of my Amiga Pleasure Skid Row 2000 A.D. Benjo I write a free papermag (Opus Mag) To see Hardwired at 2 A.m. drinking beer and smoking cigarettes To be in IBB To see all the ham images of the Carpe Diem manga zone Phantasmagoria Terminator's demos Flagman's gfx Cos Axe exists Cos I love Stormy To leave messages for The Ripper and Dudad To fake Raffa's ULs Just to have a look at "The Bad Tongue" To go as fast as Shark To have a reason to say "Divina Suck!" Cos there are the Skandal *Since 1987* And real friendship will never stop! Because Scoopex don't make demos on 64! Calyspo's brain (2 cells fighting each other) To smash it in the face of a STORM of assholes There is no better scene for any machine To keep the scene alive Cos I'm in da scene "Substance" by Quartex To listen to new 4MAT/Anarchy tracks To be able to say "oooh" looking latest Nightfall prods It's the platform where Skandal work on! Cos I won't leave da scene The stuff To be cool To get famous 2The ones we have bribed... The friends I've found through the Scene are invaluable. In the front rank of grand friends is MACNO! Abnormalia is an Amiga diskmag To be a member of DDT's Fans Club To use Transwrite for Abnormalia To read Suicid and Abnormalia To write letters to Macno 2Our hero the Guru... Guru in a stripe! To meet the Guru live and hang him from the balls To cry seeing the Guru What else would give you "Gurus"? Follow the voice of the Guru 2A huge bunch of other reasons... The only computer with thousands of legal disks Good to write letters on To learn for school and job Cheap disks Easy to build hardware within it To Spend a lot of money on disks and stamps Something to do in the spare time Loads of hectic to answer every letter I receive Being nerved by strange kids at strange locations (like Aars) and receiving mad letters from lunatics all over the world Being told by my girlfriend and my family that I'm a stupid guy because of not making money out of composing and writing How would a wizard like me survive without the Amigian Crystal Ball?! The Amiga gives me a chance to abuse poor, unsuspecting freaks all over the world with my weird stories of the wizards of The Magic Guild. In what other forum can one find great games like "Dungeon Master", "Civilization", "Railroad Tycoon", "War Lords" & "Wax Works" - without actually having to rob a bank to be able to obtain the ultimate wonder machine! Cool assemblers BBS Ray Tracing The turboraketti Design Cos I bought it The people who own an Amiga are sooo cool Buy it! They pay me :-) It's creative Something to do Banging around No girl friend gifs Cool warez The samplers I love juggler It's interesting To destroy your sight To be a PRODUCTIVE computer nerd To see decent animations To not allow the brothers to play A good 4000 hope It's fatter than the others It makes blow jobs Copiable software To play Pangofum Multitasking jammer rulez! It doesn't speak ill of you 2The never ending calm discussion about the other systems... I hate all other systems It's not a PC Cos every lame guy has a PC! Easy to use (instead of a PC!) It's better than atari Amiga > Atari It's not called "Sega" It's a lean mean killing machine It's a bad mother fucker It's much better that fucking PC PS doesn't have a good module player/maker Amiga scene works better than PC's To kick ass PC's Cos PC sucks! Cos Atari ST is mega shit Directory Opus doesn't exist on PC PC compatible? PC hasn't a joystick Cos Megadrive is too expensive Cos I haven't got money for a serious PC To make PC people cry What I'd buy...An Atari?? Cos a friend of mine has said that it's better than Vic 20 Cos it has Infinite colors for a graphic that it's also better than Vic 20 Once you have tried it, the rest doesn't exist anymore One can hate all and (the already death) atari users To be able to say "The rest is shit" Easier to use than a macintosh, and use your savings to buy a nice car IBM To emulate the bastards A game console WITH an hard disk and printer! 2What mummy Commodore can use as slogans for its commercials: Quality To Have something worth more than 1 dollar Real Professional buys the best, not the same as neighbour I love the computers This is the future world To meet people who really know what a computer is Easy, good and cheap way to make great music (if I could make it) Open system architecture Good GUI Commodore = quality (in former days...) Easy expandable There is no better OS for any machin that can be afforded by everyone There is no cheaper machine with the same abilities in sound and graphics Most kinds of standard software are available, so whatever a "common" user wants to do could be done. No other machines needed. The only one that gives you chip custom integrated on the motherboard Complete power to combine graphics and sound without adding "horrible" peripherals The fastness of real multitasking, not an awful soft emulation! The GFX speed beats all Built-in easy multitasking: no waits between programs! Fantastic graphics products, both hardware and software Offer comman line OR icon interface simultaneously You can do everything more It doesn't dirty and it doesn't stink 7mhz clock 2What Commodore could happen to dislike... Commodore is a fucking shit To be able to understand the bullshits Mother Commodore does GVP Products To bring him to assistance whenever I have free time 2Coding and hacking... To try to code To make Glenz vectors The end of Glenz Vectors To code at 3 A.M. The blitter clears the screen faster than a cleaning paper Assembler 68000 68000 It's the only who has The Blitter It has the coders more... and with the... To sell games to lamers To trunk Sprint express lines To format Deathbringer's board Cos I run a BBS To box fooling Sip To fuck Sip To fuck MS Dos All BBox programs WhiteBox final By Quasar! (RIP) 2Some other nice reasons... You have something to complain on when you are supposed to shuffle snow To feel powerful Because I said so It has a nice name Cos Amiga is composed by five letters Amiga logo has a nice font To rip fonts To grow stupid Cos my mummy said "OK" It has 2 Joystick ports The joystick port has 9 pins It is an Amiga 2The programs and the software that justifies Amiga: Wayne Gretzky Ice Hockey II Stunt car racer Directory Opus Lemmings 2 Jimmy James Indy I Spectrum emulator Elite Real 3d 2.0 Chess Player 2130 Ripper 2.3 Audiomaster IV Asm-one Dyna blaster Pinball fantasies TV Sports Basketball Kick Off 3 Indiana Jones 4 Turrican Turrican II Stunt car racer Pinball fantasies. That's what you have imagined just in your fantasies So many cool Advanced Dungeons and Dragons games All useful utilities Abundance of good Public Domain software Games that will blow your mind Public Domain Original games Amiexpress 2A final possible reason... I like the Amiga