TITLE:THE INTRO OF THE CENTURY by HOTRAO
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                            3THE INTRO OF THE CENTURY

                                   2by HOTRAO


The  argument  of  this  advertisement (It was cunning to put it in the articles
section, wasn't it?) is........A NEW STUNNING COMPETITION!

Are you going to vote for the best demo ever?        NO!
Are you going to choose the best musician?           NEIN!
Are you going to elect the coolest gfx-man?          NIET!
Are you going to find the hottest swapper?           NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And so....WHAT?

Let's vote for the silliest intro on the scene!


2RULES:

It's  pissy  easy:   HAve you, or your group, written a gnuntro, puntro, zintro,
lintro,  lantro,  hashtro,  poltro,  fucktro, boingtro or anyother like-sounding
shit??
If the answer is a stunning YES, you must fustigate yourself for a week and then
after  a  long  night  of  penitence  and starving you will acquire the right to
participate to this brand new competition.


2PRIZES:

For   a  great-looking  competition  such  as  this  you  may  expect  wonderful
prizes.....HERE YOU ARE FOLKS:

1st  PLACE)  The  winner  will  be  awarded  with  the last discovery of Virtual
             Reality:  the "Virtual Leg", a true leg (EH,EH,EH!) that kicks your
             ASS/STOMACH/TEETH 24 hours a day for the rest of your life.

2nd  PLACE) A free ticket for taking part in the most cruel game of "JOHN MADDEN
            FOOTBALL"  (Logically it will be a complete virtual experience, with
            all breakings and livids included)

3rd  PLACE) Do you mind if I train myself for the Vietnamite Kung Fu world cup?
            (QWAN KI DO RULEZ OK!)

The new entry is that a partecipation gift is also provided:  for those who sent
their  intro's  on  disk,  i  will send them back just right in their heads; for
those who voted by letter a new letter full of sneezing powder.


2HOW TO VOTE:

With:  Modem.....call 6545646436447564647644797.1223132<5sen(X+5)
       Telefax...dial the same number above + yer sister age and name
       Letter....ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
       Phone.....call yer telephone agency and ask for HOTRAO
       TAM TAM...tum tam tam tom tam tim + yer choice
       Smoke signals.. PUFF PUFF followed by a big fire in the middle of
       yer houze.


2PRIZE CERIMONY'S PLACE:

I  know  a  very  beautiful  place  where  people wear stunning white coats with
sleeves cut together and nurses are so kind injecting VALIUM in yer veins.


3CALL FOR FURTHER INFOS!