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3    THE PARTY II VERY REAL NEWS THAT NOBODY IN THE WORLD WILL EVER GIVE YOU!

     but also: 3WHATEVER YOU THOUGHT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE AND HAPPENED THE SAME

                     in other words: 2BELIEVE AT YOUR PERIL


The  dancing  shape  in 2 Spaceballs'1  State of the Art is not a girl.  Lame mags
around  have reported that she was a 15 years old school mate of some Spaceballs
members.   BULLSHITS!  What you see dancing on the screen is Lone starr himself.
He  just watched himself dancing in front of a mirror and immediately translated
his movements into vectors data, the rest is history.
Read  Lonestarr's  Very  True Interview in This Very Same Issue for more details
about the fact.

2Pure Metal Coders1's Alpha and Omega II is a fake.
Of  the  three  disks it claims to run on, only one is used for the demo itself,
the  others  are  blank  disks  used just to impress the audience.  The infamous
idea,  of  course, is of Lord Helmet who had even proposed to make a seven disks
demo, just to beat Alcatraz's Odyssey.

After the return of2 4-mat1 on the scene the community of the editors of the main
diskmags have gathered to decide what to do with him.
"We have to support him in his return", said Amphetamine.
"We have to celebrate him for the glorious come back!", said Judge Drokk.
"We have to destroy his image again!", said Mad Butcher.
"We have to review his musics", said Filippetto.
"We have to ignore him", said Pazza.
"We have to support and celebrate him, to review his modules, to destroy again
his image and then ignore him.", smiled innocently Lord Helmet.

The 2 Shining 1 40k  intro  which  won  the  2nd  prize  is a clamorous fake!  The
ray-traced animation at the beginning is not a well packed and framed anim!!!!
It's a mere real time calculated one.

The  Great  Secret of the Existence, of Universe and the solution of the Paradox
of  the Seven Fat Sisters is no more a secret!!!  The Ultimate Answer, the Final
Response,  the  Fucking  Important  Word,  is  written in the hidden part of the
hidden demo of the hidden and only group of Tanzania.
Just find it and possess the Things.

The Paradox of the Seven Fat Sisters.
In the Bateman family there are seven sisters:  Anna, Ann, Annette, Hanna, Hana,
Annah,  Caroline.   They are all fat, very fat, every one of them is fatter than
all the other sisters.  Who is the fattest?

The big skandal of the party graphics competition has shocked the scene.
After  the  discovery that ALL the pictures were just retouched and NONE of them
was really pixeled and original, the Scene Ultimate And Very Dangerous Court had
declared that all the graphicians involved in the bad affair had to paint, pixel
by pixel, their own self portraits in Ham laced mode.
At the end all the pictures were gathered in "Their finest faces" slideshow,
which was then shown to bad pupils as pedagogic cure.

2Moby1,  winner  of the Party music compo, is the exact copy of Jeff Minter.  They
have  the  same long hairs, the same musical tastes, the same thoughts, the same
face,  the  same love for llamas, they wear the same kind of clothes, they drink
the  same  things and they use to go to sleep at the same hours.  Maybe they are
the same person.

When asked about his financial income thanks to the party, 2Trix1 answered
"Money? I dunno what you are talking about".
He was noticed the day after driving a Ferrari at Montecarlo.

2Hannibal/Anarchy1 3d demo II doesn't exist.
If  you have seen it, you were doped; if you have read about it, you were blind;
if  you  have  heard  of it, you were fooled; if you are sure to have it in your
disks  and  you can load and see it at your will, whenever you want and whatever
the  weather,  you live in another dimension so don't blame us for that.
If you are Hannibal, send me your demo cos I haven't it.

This mag is made for fame and money. Not everything in it is true.

2Zine1 is back in the scene and it's kicking hard!
The  whole  first  issue  of  the  new  Zine (featuring 8 channels music, 24 bit
simulated  B/W  graphics  and a revolutionary "Write your Zine by yourself" Text
Editor implemented) will be dedicated to the WAR with RAW.
All  the  readers  are  invited  to  write their opinion about the dirthiest and
roughest mag of the scene.
The  most  insulting  texts  will  be  published  for a serene, mature, detached
consideration on the whole affair.

Strange  rumours are crossing the scene.  Sinister voices about some Old Masters
of the Puppets who control the scene are heard around.
Wars, parties compos cheats, fake charts, diffusion of illegal software and many
other  dirty  aspects of this dirty world are supposed to be in the filthy hands
of  few dangerous, tremendous, very bad, quite evil, Old Masters of the puppets.
Did you know that you have a future in a puppet theatre?

After  the 2 Kyd-Balle1  concert at the party II many people have finally realized
that  once  you  have  heard Hardwired's music, you have heard all the musics of
Jesper Kyd.

After  the  joke  of  the 2Patsy1 existence, the scene, desperate, sad, fooled and
left  without  a  woman has tried to find another girl to fulfil its wildest and
most  pervert dreams.  Many have already fallen in love with the dancing girl of
State of the Art.  Who dares to tell them that she is Lone Starr?