TITLE:INTERVIEW WITH ZINKFLOID of TRSI PALETTE:0223 099b 09a9 0c99 3 A GREAT SPANDIMERDA INTERVIEW: ZINKFLOID HIMSELF! 2After having slaughtered the Spandimerda Awards with his presence and having won 2most of them, leaving to other valuable spandimerda just the crumbles, we 2thouhgt that it was necessary to interview Zinkfloid/TRSI and hear directly 2from Him some enlightening words. 2The result is powerful and tremendous, Zinkfloid seems to foresee a grand 2spandimerda future for his mag... we were even a bit afraid at a first moment, 2this man seems not to know limits or obstacles, but then we realized that many 2the hopes for the spandimerda community are in hands like of guys like him, who 2say what they think and say it bad. 2Macno: Here we are Zinky, it's with trembling hands and emotioned heart that I 2give you the Spandimerda Award of The Year! How does it feels to gain such a 2prize? Zinkfloid: Mmh, I feel very honoured by this award but it was given to me too early! SUICID 6 was the right way and direction but you can not compare it with issue 7 because this one will be the most randy ever! It really kills you and a lot of people will be insulted kicked and fooled in a perfect way! The only thing you probably would miss is the attack against this fart called Colorbird/CIRCLE, who is too uninteresting to be attacked. But also our slaves `Chester, Oli and Orlando` are again in the contents. So see, believe and hate! If you give me the award after this issue I will say: `Yes, I am suitable for it and I will be the right one and...I will be more cruel to scene in order to win this highly awarded prize next year too!! 2Your spandimerding capabilities have exploded at the eyes of the scene with the 2sixth issue of Suicid (Spandimerda mag of the Year!). What's happened with that 2issue? Were you nervous for some particular reason? Nervous? hahah, I guess the victims should be nervous and fearing not myself! No, I just was a bit pissed about that boring people in scene and those boring diskmags consisting of such articles like: Hi, my name is Chester, I am 14 years old and I tell you my story about swapping...` Nobody is interested in such a crap - so I decided to change SUICID and it consists mostly of such articles: Hi, my name is Chester and I deserve to be your slave! I love pain and punishments and tell all dirty words to me coming in your mind - I need it`!! You see what is more interesting? It`s a style where people have to suffer for their weak points but I simply love it! It`s a game but it looks like reality! As I said - wait for SUICID issue 7 and you love it or hate it, just these two possibilities! For sure it will have a new design, just to keep Colorfuck/CIRCLE silent and to keep the idiotic masses silent! It will also have some serious things, a fast code - simply everything to become a number one mag but it will just be number one for people having a high IQ, people with low IQ should read Propaganda, Satanic Rites and brainless people with no IQ (I call them also members of MANITOU, hahahaha ) should read MIDNITE MESS - a masterpiece of wasted time and devotion! Simply the mag to laugh about its misery! By the way the mag has nothing to do with my personality, don`t think because the MAG hates you that I hate you! I am a friendly guy who loves fun and peace but mags are saying what reality is and in reality you are hated by somebody - its better to understand it in this way than e.g. being killed by a mass murder because you asked him if he has a cigarette or something! Yes, mass murders can be everywhere? Probably I am one too, a small Jack-the-Ripper or a satanic Hannibal Lecter? Or am I just a stoned Main-ed pulling the scene and all its serious thinking people? Only god knows but beware calling me a god, I would start roaming and as a result thunder and lightning would swep the earth! 2We all long for a good spandimerding war between Suicid and Propaganda in the 2future. Are you prepared for the battle? Don't tell us that you want to 2minimize the matter! Minimize it? No way - but I don`t think that Colorbird has any chances, because farts have normally no high IQ (or have you ever seen one exept Rioter/Equinox? Hahaha,)So I am afraid that I could be bored because COLORBIRD is no serious opponent, the same goes for his mag PROPAGANDA - it is too weak, pratically non existing so don`t expect any high quality war - let`s do it better and fool Colorbird a bit - but not too high standard jokes, just some simple jokes which he can understand like `Who is the biggest idiot in the world - he starts with C and ends with D` I bet it takes one our that he checks that he is it himself, hehehe hes is just a poor lame guy who is frustrated that he has a deep paranoia against SUICID! So let`s wait and see what comes out, probably he is not soo silly as I think but that would be a surprise. But he is just 12 years old, where you so skilled with 12 years Macno to compete with a real `fanatic` in fooling and pulling lamer legs? It will take Colorbird at least 20 years to have the same IQ than my right shoe - what a shame for my shoe, I have to buy more intelligent ones afterwards, I can not live with such a shame! 2In Upstream 6 has appeared a section called Warzone. What is your expert's 2opinion about this possible spandimerding section? Yes, I have read it because it sounded quite promising but it has not the quality I expect! The only guy being a little `hero` there is Tiger who always writes good letter (look in the Midnite Mess mag!) The fact that his english language is not that good is not important, he has some brilliant thoughts and I would be happy to count him to the SUICID stuff! He TIGER, write to me and let`s have some fun...FLT rules, you are right!! Probably WARZONE can be good in the next issue but in this one its quite boring, let`s wait and hope, Tiger was the only Ray of Hope! The rest...SUICID does better and more efficient, hehehe 2We have all been surprised by the geniality of your spandimerding remarks on 2Chester, Orlando and Oli of Brainstorm. What is your real opinion about them? As long as they continue serving the SUICID ed`s warm coffee and tuna-oyester pizza I like them but.. To be honestly, I never liked ZINE because I am a true fan of ROYAL INFO by RAF and this still holds on! ZINE was not too bad, but boring and I don`t understand why people say`I hope that ZINE will return!~ Why, be happy that ZINE is dead, now better mags entered the mag scene and new ages have come! Chester, Oli and Orlando are just three kids who had too much fame and simple too less opponents! I like too fool them in SUICID, because I have too much respect of their work anyway so I stay at a level where they should also laugh about some lines! They belong `invisible` to the SUICID stuff and they love it to be our slaves! I love it too, to be a real master having some servants! Anyway they did a good job with ZINE, but its far away from my personal top five, sorry! 2You also won the Spandimerda award for the most offensive sentence. How did you 2find inspiration for such a brilliant and direct statement? You would like to know my secret of inspiration? No chance - but I smoke a lot and being stoned is the stone of the wise, didn`t you know that? Sometimes I get some inspirations by the genious NEGATIV and Rio/TRSI or by some friends who are absolutely crazy, but also my stoned cat has good ideas, I like them because my cat is shizophrenetic and paranoid but sometimes when I ly in my bed and I gaze at the dark walls in my appartment my cat comes to my ear whispering words of wisdom and faith - I say that only this CAT can say such things....I don`t understand that either and it should be not documented here... 2Do you think that the scene needs The Spandimerda Awards? Of course, there are always people who must be honoured for their noble deeds! The spandimerda awards are cool and absolutely nescessary! If they would disappear I would look out for another scene where they have been introduced! 2What are your Spandimerda masters? (If any!) There are just a few who are brilliant - the best one is CHAOS/SANITY for his brilliant interviews and for his amazing style, I am simply a big fan of CHAOS because he is the only in scene who is coding good routines as well as talking good about bad routines without talking shit what people does not recognise! He is a genious! Then there is `IKILLEDHER/JETSET` who is writing best texts ever! (deep throat competition rules!!) MACNO is also quite good, the rest is average ahh, CYBERSONIK/ALCATRAZ is really talented too (he Niels, I loved Dr. Legal, it should be showtime for him again!) 2Your review of Propaganda 1 has been strongly influenced by your wrath towards 2Colorbird. Someone in the Spandimerda Awards Comittee thinks that that had been 2a weak move. He is for Detached and Objective Spandimerding. How do you defend 2yourself from such accuses? Do you really think that Propaganda deserved that 2treatment? Propaganda is the twin fart of COLORBIRD and I am god for those two! Don`t try to make this god angry or he will blow you away or kicking out of paradise! They are non-existing in my eyes and every treatment is welcome! But I should be more detached and objective? Ok, I say right now, detached and objective, that Colorbird is an idiot and Propaganda a shit mag, is that detached and objective enough? 2Suicid's new style is getting more aggressive and hard, surely harder than RAW 2and miles harder than Upstream (for now a big disappointment for the 2spandimerding comunity). Do you fear a spandimerda campaign against you? You 2know, who spandimerda is often spandimerded! You can just love us or hate us! I suggest to love us because when the day of decay is present you will be on the right side! A slogan of SUICID is: NO FEAR OF CRIME AND THREATMENTS, so you see what hard facts I suppose and deliver! I have only fear that the sky is falling on our heads but as it don`t seem so I just laugh about insults against SUICID - The scene is by no means serious so why having fear of somebody who is just an unimportant coin in the slot? 2And now the usual questions... 2Favourite spandimerda guys: 1IKILLED HER/JETSET, NEGATIV/TRSI, SLAYER/SCOOPEX and the best is CHAOS/SANITY!!! 2Favourite spandimerda mags: 1MIDNITE MESS, SATANIC RITES etc.. 2Favourite spandimerda scene productions: 1MANITOU RELEASES, BECAUSE THEY ARE SO POOR, HAHAHA 2Just a comment on the Spandimerda Slogan of the Issue: Crush Down Inferiors by 2Infect. We have strongly appreciated it, and you? I like more the secret SCOOPEX slogan called `ERRECTIONS AHEAD`, it sounds more sexy... 2Have you got any suggestions for the guys out there willing to win, somewhen in 2their life, a Spandimerda Award? What are the requested qualities? Having an IQ higher than that one from Colorbird/Circle, smoking every day, being steadily stoned, listening to reaggae and being a friend of MACNO because ITALY is a corrupt country and if all politicians are corrupt why should ABNORMALIA be an exeption? SEND MONEY AND WIN, hahaha that`s why I never have cash! 2Here is your chance to give a demostration of your spandimerding skills. Write 2whatever you want about whoever you want! If you are interested in my private and secret infiltration plans of `how becoming leader of MANITOU` just send your application, 100 US$ and a photo of your sister to me and you probably get the chance! RULES: You must be lame, you must be ugly and you must be member of CIRCLE or DARK DEMON, but as all members of those groups fullfil the rules you are allowed to join MANITOU! He, everybody out there who is able to turn off an external drive is allowed to join one of those groups! The upper limit is 1000 lame members (for every lamer one US$!) Get my addy out of SUICID!!! 2Thank you, Zinky, for this brilliant spandimerding interview! Have you got any 2final word to say? Yes, some greetings to the members of the best group ever -TRSI- and to all our friends in SANITY, SCOOPEX, FAIRLIGHT, ALCATRAZ, AGNOSTIC FRONT, FUSION, RAZOR 1911 and the rest.. .also some greetings to the best coder ever: Chaos/SANITY who is REALLY the best coder and a very talented author and novelist! Also some hellos to my favourite mags: ROYAL INFO, RAW, UPSTREAM and ABNORMALIA for being so corrupt to interview me! 2Here it is... 2Has Zinkfloid exaggerated? 2Have we created a monster? 2Is Zinkfloid born with innate spandimerda power? 2Has he actually bribed us? 2Has he managed to show the hidden meaning of his aggressive style? 2Has he all the right brain cells? 2Is he a genius? A prophet? A mythomaniac? A God? A dog? 2Will be there enough space on the disk? 2To these and other questions Future will hopefully answer in his wisdom. We, 2from our limited horizons, can just award him with the prestigious Spandimerda 2Awards, hoping to hear more, better and stronger words from Him. 2Thanks Zinky, just thanks to guys like you the Spandimerda Awards can survive!