TITLE:FUNNY QUOTES (HOPEFULLY!)
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3                                  FUNNY QUOTES


 542 Not to boast myself, but today it's a beautiful day 
     2(Giuseppe Giaocchino Belli)

 545 The best revenge is to revenge 2(Alberto Molinari)

 554 To play golf it's not necessary to be stupid, but it helps 
     2(George Bernard Shaw)

 566 "I love you, I have always loved you, I love you since generations. My
      father loved you before me, my grandfather before him."
     2(Alessandro Bergonzoni)

 567 In London, besides the Pope, there's everything.
     In Rome, besides everything, there's the Pope. 2(Pino Caruso)

 578 Rain is something that makes flowers grow and taxies disappear. 2(Anonymous)

 593 In the battle between you and the world, stay with the world. 2(Frank Zappa)

 607 I never forget a face, but in your case I'll do an exception. 
     2(Groucho Marx)

 609 Women don't know to be sitting on their fortune. 2(An Hollywood producer)

 612 To be considered a classic a movie has to make yawn three generations of
     spectators. 2(Marco Ferreri)

 626 If you have a father poor, you are unlucky. If you have a father-in-law
     poor, you are fool. 2(Proverb)

 630 A woman needs a man as a fish needs a bicycle. 2(Seventies' feminist slogan)

 647 The least you can ask to a sculture is to stay still. 2(Salvador Dali')

 668 Child: A creature in the middle of a man and a televisor. 
     2(Herbert V. Prochnow Senior and Junior)

 676 Has really God forgotten what I made for him? 2(Louis XIV)

 728 Life? Better than nothing. 2(Pino Caruso)

 742 At the times of fascism I didn't know that I was living at the times of
     fascism. 2(Hans Magnus Enzensberger)

 745 I don't want to reach immortality with my movies. I want to reach it not
     dying 2(Woody Allen)

 761 Beat your child every day. Maybe you won't know for what reason, but he
     knows it for sure. 2(Anonymous)

 786 To fight for peace is like to fuck for virginity. 
     2(On the walls of half world's toilets)

 805 It's not said that the majority is always worng. 2(Ivy Compton-Burnett)

 835 Who finds a friend... has a pretty sister. 2(Paco D'Alcatraz)

 871 Wisdom follows me, but I'm faster. 2(Anonymous)

 886 My wife has married me to tease a man. After a year I've understood that 
     that man was me. 2(Mario Zucca)

 902 We are going towards a multiracist society. 2(Vip)

 904 The giraffe has the heart
     Far from the thoughts
     it has fallen in love yesterday
     and still it doesn't know it. 2(Stefano Benni)

 913 Chicken is the only animal which can be eaten before it is born and after
     it has died. 2(Leopold Fetchner)

 917 I pray my heirs to proceed with my autopsy and and submit my body to every
     kind of analysis, because I strongly want to know the reasons of my death.
     2(Jean Charles)

 930 Let's leave beautiful women to men without fantasy. 2(Marcel Proust)

 934 I will never forgive Noah for having brought with him also a couple of
     mosquitos. 2(Enzo Costa)

 947 There is something I would like to tell you before starting to talk. 
     2(Raymond Smullyan)

 951 There is nothing enough ridiculous that hasn't been said by some
     philosopher. 2(Cicero)

 978 Honolulu has everything. Sand for the children, sun for your wife, sharks 
     for your mother in law 2(Ken Dodd)

1005 Half of the lies told about me are true. 2(Raymond Smullyan)

1008 If you want to send a message, wire a telegram, don't make a movie. 
     2(Samuel Goldwin)

1014 And God created the light, considering that the first photos were dark. 
     2(Egidio Moretti)

1034 Ehi! I don't find hairs on your clothes. You betray me with a bald woman!
     2(Tiziano Sclavi)

1044 Actors recite to fuck, actress fuck to recite. 2(Daniele Formica)

1047 I am alive. Even if to live is not my speciality. 2(Walter Fontana)

1088 I hate war. They ruin conversation. 2(Fontenelle)

1093 Where was I when I needed myself? 2(Max Hodes)

1100 If you steal to an author it's plagiarism.
     If you steal to many it's research. 2(Wilson Mizner)


All quotes translated from:
"Anche le formiche nel loro piccolo si incazzano - Atto secondo".
Don't ask also for the transation of the title, please.