Message Box =========== To: KEI/CRN: Fm: K!LL!t/Cybertek Here you go some articles to play around with and place in the virtual bin! ============================================================ To : Elf / NFA Fm : DF0: / NFA Hoi,ya bast! You've still got one of my jiffys! How are the A-Levels going ? We`ll have to get together again sometime,it`s been a long time since I last saw you,how about a piss-up sometime in the near future ? Oh yeah,Get "Demanufacture" by Fear Factory - It`s Fuckin' brilliant!! ============================================================ To: LOZ/ELTECH: Fm: K!LL!t/Cybertek Hiya m8, got ya cat to purr yet? ============================================================ To: LOZ/ELTECH: Fm: Freak of NFA What the bloody hell was that about? Have you been "Stroking your Pussy" (fnaar fnaar, gyukk gyukk!!!)??? ============================================================ To: BUFFALO EULA: Fm: K!LL!t/Cybertek C'mon get back in touch m8! Havent heard from you in months! ============================================================ To: FREAK/NFA: Fm: K!LL!t/Cybertek That password for the adult section was not a good idea ;) ============================================================ To: Rich n' Kev/Mon P.D. Fm: Freak of NFA Smarn kor mus dehrn phorr bu ni tola? Dim pur Pex te sen phorr hae, mi den phat (ni!) si ne, ne burr!!! Kel par de humbre (hombri?) me naan to de Pex nu se gerha, Heather? Meuhir GHANSEI!!! (dirty bastard). _ _ Ni Pex--> oooO / ) ( \ Oooo ( )_/ (¯Y¯) \_( ) \ (¯( )|( )¯) / <---Heather nu! ----\_)-oooO-Oooo-(_/---- De pura ASCII hest ahai nour ghansei burr, dih Pex jesi me naan! You started it... ============================================================ To: ANDY/INDY: Fm: K!LL!t/Cybertek You have a serious problem......... I am not joking.......Get off the fucking scene you wanker! ============================================================ To: Spicoally/Indy Fm: Zebedee/Carnage Hi mate! How's life down under? I've sent you disks but I've had no reply!! I've moved now to: 72 Hessary Drive Belliver Plymouth PL6 7DQ Tel: +44(0)1752784262 ============================================================ To : EVERYONE ( Well,anyone interested in grafitti,that is..... ) Fm : DF0: of NFA Does anyone out there 'write' ? ( If you do,You'll know what I mean by this... ) If so,could you please send me your pieces or photos,etc. to me ( Address in the adverts section... ) If anyone who writes lives elsewhere in Europe,get in touch with me,I want to see some foreign graf! Especially any Swiss writers,I've seen some TWS graf when I was there and it was fucking amazing! Oh yeah...brief word of warning,the BTP are crawling all over the fucking place this time of year,so be careful if you go on the tracks....... ! DON'T LET THE ART DIE ! ============================================================ To : Kei of Carnage Fm : DF0: of NFA I see from Phreaking Only #4 you are a Ceasar the Geezer fan- Rock on! Don't you think those pathetic cunts at TRUK are bang out of line firing him like that? Once again censorship rears its' ugly head.... Still,it's their loss,I wonder what their ratings are like now ? Oh,and Speccys' were fucking cool! Did you have any demos for yours ? If you ever saw 'NMI' you would be amazed - Fuckin' A! Colour clash for all ! Speccys rule 0 OK,0:1 !! ============================================================ To : Point Blank of Live/Rise/NTA Fm : DF0: of NFA Hmmmm....NTA.....Now,what does that sound like ? Nice talking to you mate, cheers for all the philes,etc. Give The Big Hard One a buzz,I'm sure Deck could find something to do with all those H/P/A philes and execs you have lying around..... Oh yeah..... Speccys rule,man! I want to come round and have a butchers at your +3. Still got the disks for mine!!! ============================================================ To: Purity/Cybertek Fm: Zebedee/Carnage Can you send me some more modules? The last lot were brilliant! How's your BBS getting on? Have I coded you an exe file for it yet? ============================================================ To: Mr.Slug From: Kei/Carnage Hi. My call level is low but I think I can beat everyone on the chatometer anyway! If you ever turn your BBS off for 5 mins to read this you can now say your famous! Maybe. ============================================================ To: WiZzard/Carnage From: Kei/Carnage Hi WiZ, all these gathering's and we don't seem to get much done do we? I still drink BELNOR whenever I can get it. It's maybe a cheap sparkling white but it sure beats some of the crap wines I've tasted over the years. I guess nothing can beat a pint of Guinness though. That cool creamy head.. ahhhhh... I think I may pop over to see Tummo some time to see what the real thing tastes like! 8) ============================================================ To: Tummo/TVG From: Kei/Carnage Hi mate. I've noticed you've managed to fit almost everything in your house into my jiffy as jiffy junk. Do you think a pint of guinness will fit? ============================================================ To: Killit/Cybertek From: Kei/Carnage Did you see that documentary on phones? See that phreaker use a dialler to dial a number he punched up with a Psion 3a computer? What I wanted to know is why he never used the Psion to dial the number? As I recall the one I was shown in Dixons did that very well. ============================================================ To: Dooba/Carnage From: Kei/Carnage The Sharp IQ8920 is a smart organiser with many features but it is not PC compatible which is a shame as it looks really cool. I think I may opt for a Psion series 3 palmtop computer with probably 2MB memory as it does everything I need. Can I connect it to my A1200 is the question though... ============================================================ To: Amida/Carnage From: Kei/Carnage So you have an A4000 040 10MB RAM, 17MB VMEM, 3 drives, CDROM, 560MB HD etc etc.. what I can't figure out is why you painted your CDROM with enamel paints because it was 2 shades of white out from the 4000's case. If it was sky blue pink with orange spots it wouldn't matter to me as long as it worked. Deary me... ============================================================ To: Eon/Carnage From: Kei/Carnage Long time no hear! I am still working on my BBS. It's not easy to configure it just how I want it as I always find something else to tweak. I guess when I get the money I'll opt for the USR 28.8 Courier modem as it's the most recommended. I'll wait and see I guess. ============================================================ To: Jay/Ultima From: Kei/Carnage I don't think you know what you've let yourself in for signing up for a HND course. I'll be into my second year when you read this. I was one of 17 out of over 50 which passed the first year. I've still got a way to go yet though as I intend to do the degree course as well! If you do get internet access you will be addicted believe me. It's life Jim but not as we know it... ============================================================ To: Cheesy Fm: Freak of NFA Waaaaaaahhhhh!!!! I miss you! Please Please Please can I see you again cos I can't sleep at night knowing you're bloody miles away! Boo Hoo, Sob Sob etc etc etc. |2-381 - Always! ============================================================ To: Everybody who read the above message... Fm: (A rather embarrassed) Freak of NFA Er... sorry chaps, don't know what came over me! ============================================================ To: Junior, Finland Fm: Freak of NFA Hahahahahahahahah... You should have known better! What I don't get is why you bought a Pentium 90 in the first place!?!?! Several fundamental differences in the hardware and software architecture mean that your PC is, and always will be, |1- A Bag o' Shite! ============================================================ To: Aladdin Sane/iNDi Fm: Freak of NFA Come and play, everything's A-Okay. Find my way to where the air is sweet? Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street? ============================================================ To: Main Man/QuI Fm: Pex le Sex/QuI Where the bloody hell are ya? We've got your disklist proggy 90% done and we're waiting for some suggestions from you, but you're nowhere to be seen, have the aliens got you? Did you give 'em a slap? Can you buy No Frills beans where they are? ============================================================ To: Mon P.D., Llanfairpwll... Fm: Freak of NFA and Pex le Sex/Quantum Inc. Did you like your super jiffy lads? Heheheheheheh! Hope the postie didn't knock you up (oo-er!) TOO early, har de har! Was the Banana/Love Aid alright or did Mr.Postie play footie with the parcel (let's face it, the thing was big enough, fnaar fnaar!). According to the 1865 rules of combat for jiffy junk you are honour bound to try and surpass this jiffy for quality and variety of content and complete silliness. ============================================================ To: Mike/QuI Fm: Pex le Sex/QuI Where are you? What's happening with the group, as both Main Man and myself haven't heard anything from you in ages, also when is the next newsletter available to see? =========================================================== To: ßudda/NFA Fm: Pex le Sex/QuI That Sega scam is a bit naughty isn't it, shame on you... =========================================================== To: Stone/LOC Fm: Pex le Sex/QuI Will the LOC branch out from Erotic Stories into other areas of articles for the ninth issue onwards? =========================================================== To: Madman/Data Division Fm: Pex le Sex/QuI Have you and Panead conquered the world, well cracked AMOS yet? I can't get my head round it I'm afraid, but you are probably brainy than me... =========================================================== To: Canada/G$P Fm: Pex le Sex/QuI How's Bryony keeping? Keeping you busy I recon. Shame about Carlisle United eh? Still one say they might be as good as Grimsby... =========================================================== To: Furrball/QuI Fm: Pex le Sex/QuI Not heard much from you, are you ill, busy or what? =========================================================== To: Alladin Sane/iNDi Fm: Pex le Sex/QuI What a suit man!!! Maybe they saw you coming at £120.00 I think. I mean it is just a deck chair really without the wood ain't it? Maybe I don't know what fashion is, but if that is what fashion is nowadays then I am glad that I keep with my jeans and T-Shirt style. ============================================================ To: Rude Boy/iNDi Fm: Pex le Sex/QuI Where's my picture of your missus? She keeps writing me letters and phoning me on the side, oh bugger, I'm not supposed to mention them, please ignore! Tell her to bring the KY next time! ================================================== To: Kei/Carnage From: Aladdin Sane/iNDi The origin of my little moniker - apart from the obvious A LAD INSANE - is a song and a character created by David Bowie in the 1970s. Around that time he was vary big on creating alternate personas to use in his stage shows, like Ziggy Stardust and the Thin White Duke. So, now you know! ================================================== To: Freak/NFA From: Aladdin Sane/iNDi LAGER IS A GIRL'S DRINK! ============================================================ To: WorkBench/iNDi From: PeX le SeX/QuI Right... you started it with that nasty vicious article about me and Heather. I mean it was bad enough with you and Freak heckling me to do one. When I did then you started ripping the shit out of me. All I can say is that you've been warned. You are a marked man, I know where you live.... ============================================================ To: WorkBench/iNDi From: PeX le SeX/QuI As I said above, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED - SEE THE WORD 9 FOR BACK-STABBING REPLIES!!!!!!! ============================================================ End