CONDOM - USER'S MANUAL


              (HIV/Scum)

 Kiedyő,   jak   się  miaîem  ciupciaç
kupiîem  sobie  parę gumek.  Przeţyîem
wtedy   niezîy   szok,   bo   3  gumki
kosztowaîy    53    tysićce   polskich
zîotóweczek.   Musiaîem  je  kupiç, bo
nie  byîo  innych,  a panienka czekaîa
very  napalona.   Po  caîych  zawodach
spojrzaîem  na instrukcję i nieűle się
uőmiaîem   z  tekstów.   Jeţeli  znasz
trochę  angielski,  to  teţ będziesz z
niej   polewaî.    Instrukcja  wyglćda
mniej więcej tak:

51>1Open  the  foil by tearing along one
short side, making sure that you don't
rip  the condom inside. Gently squeeze
the  other  side  so  the  condom will
slide  out.  Athough  condoms are very
strong,  they  can  be  torn  by sharp
finger-nails  or  rough  skin,  so  be
careful.

52>1The 3 penis1  should be hard and erect
before  the  condom  is  put on. Fluid
which  is  often  released  during the
early   stages   of  an  erection  can
contain   sperm.  Put  the  condom  on
before  there  is  any contact between
3penis1 and vaginal area.

53>1Expel  most  of  the  air  from  the
closed  end  as you put the condom on.
Squeeze  the  closed  end between your
thumb   and   foreigner,  placing  the
rolled  condom on the end of the erect
3penis.1

54>1Using  your  other  hand, unroll the
conddom gently down the full length of
the  3penis1 as far as it will go, still
squeezing the closed end.

55>1During  sex,  make  sure that condom
stays   in  place.  If  it  rolls  up,
quickly  unroll in back into place. If
it  comes  off  completely, then a new
one   must   be   put  on  before  sex
continues.

56>1The  3penis 1 must  be  withdrawn soon
after  climaxing  (coming), because it
will  quickly  go soft and sperm could
leak  out  of  condom. Hold the condom
firmly  in  place  at  the base of the
3penis.1  While  doing  this remember to
keep  the  condom and 3penis1 clear from
contact  with  the  woman's body. Wrap
the  condom in a tissue and dispose of
it hygienically (not down the toilet).

Tak   oto   wyglćdaîa   ta  pouczajćca
lekcja.  Chyba nikt nie dowiedziaî się
z niej nic nowego, no ale moţe jednak.
Jeţeli jeszcze nie wiesz jak to jest i
nie  znasz angielskiego, to lepiej nie
bierz  się  za  ciupcianie (hehe).  Na
koniec   jeszcze  jedna  bardzo  waţna
wskazówka:
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REMEMBER:1   Never  use  a  condom more
than once.
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                 wklepaî HIV of SCUM