WHAT'S UP ON TV?


              (HIV/Scum)

What  day is today? It's monday. Every
monday  is  so  boring. Maybe there is
something  cool  on  TV?  Oh,  I don't
think  so.  But  hope is mother of the
most  stupid  men in the World. Let me
see.   Wow!   My  favourite  programm:
"Sesame Street". I didn't know than it
was on Monday. Wow, Cookie-Monster, go
go!  Yeah! He's fucking his own sister
and...  of course some biscuits, hehe!
No, it's boring. There is "Hospital at
the country side". Wuahahahahaha! That
was  cool  dialogue:  -Doctor,  we are
double-eggs  brothers. -So, -said doc.
-And  I've  both!  No  comments. Maybe
something   interesting   on  MTV?  Of
course,  there  is Bryan Adams' "Can't
stop  this  thing we started" - Lovely
song.   I   like   it,  but  i  prefer
Guns'N'Roses'  "Cry". Long time ago it
was  good song to grope girls at their
asses   and   perods,  or  pussies  or
something,  hehe! Now, I'm too old and
rather   I   don't  like  these  dirty
tricks.  I'm  18, and I must searching
some   stuff  for  long  life  without
treason.  Every  age has got own rules
and  nobody is able to change it. What
happens  now?  I  don't  know  what is
this?  Who's  singing this song? Ohhh,
It's our old friend-Scooter. After big
success  with  "Hyper, Hyper" he wrote
"Move  your  ass".  What a pity. In my
opinion it's big shit! Every song will
be  the  same?  I  don't like if every
song  is  the same! So, Scooter is the
biggest  lamer on the World! What? Why
do  I  think  so?  Because!  That's my
opinion and thanks! No more TV. I must
turn  off  this  black-shit.  Uffffff!
Yep,  what  a  silent. What is it now?
Stupid  box  on  my  desk, huh? Nobody
needs  this shit! It's only a piece of
plastic  with  some glass and it has a
few  stupid  stresses.  And  the  most
important  in  TV set: Remote Control.
What  a  ...(censored).  My  prick  is
bigger  than  this shit. It's so ugly,
like  all  people out of Polish Scene,
except  of  you,  of course, hehe! Oh,
I'm  so boring. I must watch something
(click).  House  Kindergarden, it's my
life  - I said, and than I was singing
song    "House   Kindergarden,   Every
children Loves, and House Kindergarden
Every  children Knows, lalala". I'm so
excited,  I'm  sorry  for my tears but
tears   don't  lie.  (Here  was  small
break)  Good  morning my lovely-honey!
What day is today? It's Tuesday. Oh, I
want  to  kick  some  ass. Your ass is
good,   no,   your  ass  is  too  much
overgrown. If you won't shave your ass
than   you'll   pay   double   at  the
hairdresser,  hehe!  Just  joke, don't
take offence at this! What's the time?
It's half past 10 (P.M), so... I know!
Mtv's  Beavis & Butt-Head hehe hmmmmhe
hmm  hmm hehe. Don't try this at home.
These  words  are  cool  or something.
Where are they today? Let me see... in
"Couch    Fishing".    We    (me   and
Beton/Delight)   did  small  slideshow
about  this  part  with magic programm
called  "Scala  IV". Ooops! Nevermind,
there  was  no theme, hehe. Don't tell
this   no   one.  It  could  discredit
myself.  Theme  is  empty.  Maybe I'll
change a subject of our investigation,
hehe!  So,  I  want to sleep. I turned
off  my TV set and I'll throw out this
shit, but I must turn it on because my
computer  want  to  live. Oh my God! I
won't  throw  you  out! Let me be your
Master. No, no, nooooo, please.
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                      HIV of DELIGHT
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PS:  1Sorry for my poor English but I'm
still learning and working over top of
it.  Have  you  seen  any mistakes? If
yes, then write me. My addy lower! And
now,  my  very important announcement:
Aj  dont  lajk  Inglisz,  Aj dont lajk
lrajt  artikuls in dis lenglidz bat Aj
los wery bolring. Fenks!
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              HIV / SCUM
          Tomasz Tomaszewski
     ul.Legionow Polskich 119/20
       41-310 Dabrowa Gornicza
          or dial my number:
          +48 +32 1-621-351