$500|1-Message Box Continues... $530 -=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- $00d To: D!ck Fm: Dave Diamond SHIT!!!!!!!!!! Just read your message in issue 14. WHAT THE **** did I do to get such a word thrashing???? Sheesh,I recently sent you some Jenny Powell pictures `n` all and there you were calling me a sad, pervert all along. Oh deary me, was this a bit of fun or was it serious? Whatever it was - that HURT man. To: "Correspondant" Fm: Dave Diamond Yeah,yeah VERY funny I`m SURE! I am of course referring to the `Diamond Fakes It` article in TW14. Some funny parts but you got it wrong! The cameras were full size - not minis! I dont think miss Hart would take too kindly to your comments either - that`s slander that is! To: All readers Fm: Dave Diamond After reading TW14 and finding out that D!ck has some sort of death wish against me for some bizarre reason and thet the MYSTERIOUS `Correspondant` pokes fun at my depressing situations I`m starting to think that you dont like my adult articles that contain all this self praise. Well if that`s the fact then dont read them! I write articles for The Word to help keep the magazine at the number one spot. Consider this my `friends` if you didn`t have me then you would have SO, SO many articles pouring in through the months now would you? To: Kei Fm: Dave Diamond Sorry there weren`t many articles for issue 14,they just didn`t get there on time by the sounds of it. Besides I was holding back at one stage so you would have about 50 articles to include. To: Kei and everyone else reading. Fm: Dave Diamond. Just to let you know that I have just counted how many NEW articles I have to send to The Word disk-magazine. 100 baby! 100! Surely I AM the king of article writing! They`ll reach your tv screens...soon! To: Kei Fm: Dave Diamond In future to save you work and for more people to SEE my articles, dont bother in adding any color to the text. Just the bog standard color will do. To: All readers Fm: Dave Diamond Just to say that if you weren`t able to read my articles in past issues of The Word because of color code clashes then you can obtain whatever articles you want from me personally. This also includes the `adult articles` although you still have to be 18 - or have already have had sex to read them! Send a s.a.e plus a disk to my usual address to get them! To: All readers 2! Fm: Dave Diamond Hi again! This time I`m here to tell you that if you want to print out ANY of my articles past, present or future and distribute them among friends or pin them up in your college or school then by all means do so! Just remember to delete my address from them first! If anyone has these disks then please send them to me as soon as possible £1 per disk will be given to anyone who has them. RISE OF THE DRAGON DISK 4 ONLY SUMMER OLYMPIAD T.C.K ART WAXWORKS CRACKED DISK 1 If anyones interested I think Phantom has them but he`s stopped trading with me now and I`ve been looking for these disks for over 4 years!!! $530 -=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- $00d To: D!ck Fm: kenco/carnage Y'know, I prefer calling you Freak than d!ck. It's kind of a psychological thing that says "Whatever you do, never call anyone dick." I mean, it's like, Freak, baby, inna house, respect to tha man, yeh, well 'ard sorta fing, ya gettin' ma vibe? But..er.. dick? You can't get away with saying "How's it hangin', dick?" It sort of implies a direct question, rather than the usual indirect one, as in "Does your todger lay to the left or to the right, my friend?" Say this to anyone and it's guaranteed they'll avoid you for the rest of their life. Anyway, in answer to your views last issue, I changed my handle for a good reason, I finally got the system I had been longing for and it was going to change the way I worked with my amiga, so I felt the need for a change of identity, as you do. I wanted a handle to have a "c" or "k" in it, so that it had alliteration with carnage. When you say "Kenco of Carnage", it kind of rolls off the tongue. Besides, I love alliteration, apart from it being a long word. To: Phantom/Syndicate Fm: kenco/carnage Where are you? I sent some disks a while back in the hope of getting some more stuff off you (for a price ;) Could I at least have the disks and maybe a letter back? Please note the change of address in the text ads! To: Amida Fm: kenco Heheh, cool system you've got lined up for yourself m8y! Wouldn't mind seeing it all running! Send in a snapshot of your workbench in cid when you've got it all!! To: Kei Fm: kenco Soz about the vid m8. Hope the vids compensate for the lack of trust I have in Tony now. Ah well.. nice job on TW14. Now that The Word is net-bound, it really is gaining a lot of recognition! People are starting to take it seriously as a disk mag! Plus with the Carnage name tagged on, we'll start to be recognised as a uk group world-wide! Yeh! I reckon Iceman or Eon should devote some space for Word issues by nfa/crn and crn. Then there's Phreaking Only, Sensual Kittens (the coded ones would be best put on). Also the new things up and coming - once Ruiner gets his head screwed on, the House Megamix Demo will finally be released. It really is coming together now, eh? To: The inventor of the laser-pen Fm: kenco Cheers for such a cool..er..thing! I point mine through the curtains at night into peoples bedrooms and see how far it can go before I lose track of it. Cool! To: Kenco/Carnage Fm: Kei/Carnage Todays the day I start copying the Word onto all those diskback jiffy disks but I find a jiffy from you on my doormat instead so feeling generous I take the time to go back into the Word and insert your stuff. Let's not cut it so fine next time ok? ;) $530 -=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- $00d end