$500|1-Message Box Continues... $530 -=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- $00d TO: Mammoth/Syndicate FM: Don Juan De Marco [J. Powell actually - BB/TrF] I take exception to your comments about the mighty N.C.F.C. I mean how can you slag a team off that Ian Crook chose to stay with us over your bunch of handbag wielding pansies. So o.k you finished the season in the playoffs and we finished lower than you, but we had almost all our first team out injured for half the season. It will be a different story next season, with the yellow and green army promoted to the premier league and the crappy blues relegated to division 2. Anyway what a bag of total shite James fucking Scowcroft is, he doesn't even start to compare with the talents of Dazza Eadie and Kieth O'Neill. And that fucking Alan Brazil, Sky TV should tell him to sling his fat fucking biased hook, if they can get him to remove his slimy cock from George Burley's warty arse. So next time the mighty City crush the puny Town 10-0. I will remember your slimy jealous comments and laugh a evil sadistic chuckle to myself and whisper under my breath "Choke on that you fucking oversized cheese mould". By the way BootBlock agrees with me 100%. $9ff [Oi, don't bring me into this yer bag of beef dripping, I don't even like turdy footie. Anyone that says "Soccer" needs a reet f'kin KICKING! (ie. Americans) - BB/TrF]. TO: Kei/Carnage FM: BootBlock/TerraForm Yeah, but Dave Diamond is supposed to fix the car and that Chinese bloke is telling him the instructions, right? But, where do you come in? .... Chinese Geeza = PeeCee game Dave Diamond = CPU Kei/Carnage = Emulator? So, you are the translator (the emulator), which means Dave can't fix the car without you, as he can't understand Chinese. My point exactly! I know what you mean about the architecture (spelt right?), but I just came out with the example while I was typing away, and anyway, it would've turned into an article if I had typed anymore! :) Chinese Porno mags? Yes please! :P TO: D!ck FM: BootBlock/TerraForm Look! You're turning into a PeeCee owner! Why? My Matrox blah blah DirectX blah-dee-bloh 512k bluergh, caches bloop IRQ bleeoph I luv paph Bill Gate's, bleeph rectum phoophy. Argh, shat it! You power supply killer, pink day-glo slinky fondler, thumb cutting, fusing blowing, trapdoor lid nabbing bag of LARD! You're the cheap lard from Netto's, I'm the dead expensive stuff, me. Hey, got any nice pix of Chloë Annett or Belinda Carlisle in Bodyshop Central ? Hmmm... wait till I get me cable line and modulator/de-modulator, I'll be raiding the bloody place! TO: Zee Germans (or "Fuzzy Wuzzies") FM: BootBlock/TerraForm Oi, you said you would like a game of football for deciding things? I vote we should have a WAR! Héi Hitler! TO: Mammoth/Syndicate FM: BootBlock/TerraForm Where are you m8? And why are you sending me 17 disks? Are they blank or is there some good pervy stuff on them? :) An 8-bitplane scrolltext in 1 frame? Easy! TO: BattleAngel FM: BootBlock/TerraForm Soz to hear about your pooter dying. It'll take you months to reply to my 72k letter! (yes readers, that was 72k !). Mine was big, but how big will yours be? :D TO: Kei/Carnage FM: BootBlock/TerraForm Kei, I'm thinking of moving groups and was wondering about trying to join Carnage. What is the criteria for joining? I'm a coder (Blitz 2), beginner-ish ray-tracer (Cinema4D II), sampler dude and a swapper. And obviously an article writer (fer The Word only - I pledge my eternal support). Any good? Oh, I'll also be getting a cable line & modem soon, so I'll be nobbing every board I can find (I've got to get to know how to use a modem/board first!) ! To: Bootblock/Terraform and Anyone Fm: Kei/Carnage Just send examples of your work to me. All we really require is that you own a computer that can read either a PC or Amiga disk and that you love computers so much that you sometimes forget you have a girlfriend. TO: All my contacts FM: BootBlock/TerraForm Sorry, I'll reply to you all soon, as I've got loads of coding/article writing to do. I may stop swapping... until I get a modem. TO: Anyone FM: BootBlock/TerraForm Can someone tell me what the hell (AmigaShell) pipes are? All I know is, they are used for storing things. Also, you know them Doc disks that used to be about (full docs on commerical programs, etc) ? Does anyone know of anything similiar, but for PlayStation games? If anyone is willing to write a PSX doc(s) out, then send it/them to me and I'll create the ultimate diskmag interface for them! TO: Any females that read The Word FM: BootBlock/TerraForm (or Clitty Flicker) Write in for Venus's sake! Let yourself been known! Are there any women out there that know how to use a text-editor? If so, then WRITE IN! No articles about knitting or "Does He Really Love You?" type pooh flakes, thanks. Although, info on how to create an imitation fadge will be gratefully appreciated by Dave Diamond. TO: Dave Diamond/The Invaders FM: BootBlock/TerraForm Reasons for my cack-like jiffy .... 1. Are you sure disks 1 and 2 wasn't in the pack of QB'd disks? 2. I didn't include the Big Time Sensuality mod because I couldn't find it! Anyway, I've found it now. 3. Yeah, I forgot about the postage. 4. TransWrite spell checker? Whoops! Be with ya soon m8. 5. There ain't any Cinema4D docs!! I had to learn it myself! (There's no way AmigaFormat were gonna give the manual to C4D II away!! It'll be at least twice as big as the main mag!) The reason why I "took my time" (I didn't, did I?), is because I've got LOADS of coding to do (BlitzAMC, etc). By the way, I'm NOT A CRACKER! Er... my sister is 17 yrs old. No, I ain't got a recent photo! If you're serious about doing a diskmag, then get BlitzAMC when it comes out, as the rest that are currently out are crap! Tit sucking is not a bad thing!! :) Wales has got some weird sounding places.... like Ebbw Vale (how the hell do you say `Eddw' ?!), Brynmawrm, etc. $530 -=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- $00d To: Case Fm: Dave Diamond "Thanks for sending me that Missy Hart picture!" To: Case Fm: Everyone reading this "Thanks for sending Dave Diamond that Missy Hart piccie, perhaps now he`ll shut up about her!" To: Everyone reading Fm: Dave Diamond "No chance matey! I`ll never shut my mouth when it comes to talking about the babe with the wave!" To: Everyone Fm: Diamond Logos Inc "The phrase the babe with the wave is copyright 1997 on behalf of Mr.Diamond" To: Dave Diamond Fm: Dave Diamond "Hi this is your brain calling here,just to say that your fingers are so busy typing countless articles that you haven`t noticed that you have just wrote a message to yourself!" To: Melissa Joan Hart Fm: Dave Diamond "Hey darlin`, think I`m funny? Then get in touch with the bloke that`s no joke!" To: Eveyone reading Fm: Diamond Logos Inc "Yep you`ve guessed it,The bloke that`s no joke is also copyright of Mr.Diamond!" $530 -=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- $00d end