$ff5 |1-Would you like... |2-Free E-Mail? |1-Well now you can - read on! $900 Article by D!ck $ff8 |1-(Dick@emarkt.com) $faa It was Valentines day, I had split with my girlfriend and so there was nothing on the doormat for me, and while waiting for my lift into town so that I could sign on I happened to glance at C4 Teletext P651. There was a single-page article about absolutely FREE E-Mail, and I mean 100% F-R-E-E: free to join; free to log on; free software and, most importantly, a free-phone number dial-in! What? Too good to be true? Well... sort of. The company is called Electronic Market and they make their money by running adverts for any company who wants them. On the internet this would cost about £300 a month, I can only guess what it would cost on a captive E-Mail setup (you get the ads whether you want them or not), but it must be enough to allow users to dial in for free. How do you get your free account? Dial 0990 993322, and tell the woman on the other end of the phone your name, address and telephone number, the CPU of your PC, amount of RAM and speed of modem (she will ask you for all of these in turn), and whether you want your Mail software on disk or CD-ROM, and that is IT, you're registered! If she asks where you heard about Electronic Market, make sure you tell them it was in "The Word", and offer them my E-Mail address. Your software will arrive in the post in a few days time, install it on your computer, run it, and enjoy completely free E-Mail! Isn't that worth the teensy-little-bit-of-hassle of a few adverts? And you might actually see something that you like anyway, in which case it's a bonus! Okay, I confess. While I was composing my first few mails I didn't actually notice any adverts! On closer examination I discovered that the tiny loop anim in the top-right corner (hidden BEHIND my notepad) was in fact an ad for Scottish Widows, and that was it! Installation is rediculously easy, taking less than a minute, setup is a little more complex but only because I didn't know what brand the modem was, even then I just bunged it on "Hayes Compatible", which worked! The software is pretty damned professional, very clear and uncluttered and does everything you'd want such a program to do. The first time you use it you're asked for your name and what E-Mail name you want, no exclamation mark for me I'm afraid, but you are allowed capitals. You'll get the standard short questionaire, and er... that's about it! So far I've paid absolutely NO money, and the dialup numhber is an 0800 number, I like it! The only time you'll pay is when you dial the 0990 numbers which are charged at local rate, must be good! Minimum spec: 486, 8Mb, Win 3.1 or 95 and a modem. Unfortunately there are no plans for an Amiga version of the software, but if you grab a copy of PC Task that will allow you to run Windows, then you can find your way around even this! D!ck -!-