$78f|2-Mail Call! $77f $76f $75f $74f $73f $7f9 Extra! Extra! etc etc etc... -=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- $900 To: All/Carnage Fm: Kei/Carnage If your messages are not here any you did send them in then I'm sorry but for some reason the message drawer was corrupted by a C program I ran on that partition. I managed to get those that are here, back from their disks.. To: Mammoth/Syndicate Fm: Kei/Carnage Like I said, thanks for the offer of the floorspace but I should be covered! You can show me the sights of Ipswich, anything with a red light above it is fine by me. And phone boxes.. ;) My Guitar is a Marina AT-1 with twin humbuks and the works... To: Dick Fm: Kei/Carnage Pity you are limited to 30K email messages. I got a 2.5MB one the other day. It takes ages to send them though as the ethernet can only handle 64k packets or is it 1518 octets? To: Kenco/Carnage Fm: Kei/Carnage Pity you couldn't come down to london this time.. Cheers forthe picture but it's 00:19am now so I don't think I'll have time to fix the fade routine. Sorry... To: Cage/Carnage Fm: Kei/Carnage What's up with the BBS? Eon keeps calling saying it's not on-line!! To: Amida/Carnage Fm: Kei/Carnage Phun working with you again! Hope to fix the titanics problem whenI see you! To: All my manga contacts Fm: Kei/Carnage I have 300+ titles now and I still need more...! To: Everyone reading this.. Fm: Kei/Carnage We need some section header artwork for the Word! Any interesting names would be considered as well as I'm getting bored with "Utter Bollox" etc.. To: Dave Diamond Fm: Kei/Carnage What happened this issue? I used the articles that never made it into last issue this time! Were you expecting another delay? I did say I would try to release The Word monthly! $7f9 -=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- $900 To: All Fm: D!ck My E-Mail address is: Dick@emarkt.com This can be used for Word submissions as well as general chat and so on. To: Dave Diamond/The Invaders Fm: D!ck Dave, you are the saddest, perviest bastard it has ever been my misfortune to encounter in all my years on the Amiga scene, I hope your penis rots and your balls turn square and fester in the corners, either that or get yourself laid and GIVE US ALL A BREAK!!!!!!! To: Whoever Fm: Sacko Let me tell you a story, in the dim and distant past (5 years) I worked in a Computer Dept for a Large Industrial Company. Now this being business the site was littered with P.C's and as I'd been to college for 2 years to learn all about P.C.'s this was OK. Then I decided to buy a computer, after consulting friends, mags etc I bought, wait for it,.. an A1200. Good choice I thought, but now after spending a while (Ok 2 years... NO not prison, the girlfriend!) away from my beloved pooter. I return to find it covered in Cobwebs, with my latest game being Aladin and Alien Breed 3D. Then to add insult to injury, just days after resurrecting it, I run into D!ck in the street (He's lost hair and gained weight, poor lad) and he sez to me "I've got a P.C." My reply being FUCK FUCK FUCK, why? Having not seen D!ck for about 2 years the last discussion I had with him was about how shite P.C.'s were and how great A1200's were. Talk about role reversal. So now I find myself with an A1200/030 with 8mb Simm and Hard drive, 2 extra drives, digitiser and over 600 disks, and wanting a P.C. LIFE SUCKS!!!! To: Privateer II Fans Fm: Privateer D!ck At last! Hahahahahahah! I've made it to the rank of Privateer, all you need to do is get to 3,000 kills and you can do the same, phweee! Oh, and if you get an S.O.S. message from a freighter offering 6,000 creds for helping out, it's actually some bounty hunters who want to kick your ass a bit, nice eh? My ship: Freij Mk II with 5 Flux Beam Mk II's, seven Hellraisers and every nifty piece of kit you can think of! And about 250,000 in the bank, did anyone find the Kraven Lasers? To: Kristen Cloke Fm: D!ck Hey Kris, you left your bracelet in the bathroom! Give us a ring and I'll bring it round for you. Thanks for Friday night too... $7f9 -=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- $900 TO: All me contacts .... FM: BootBlock/TerraForm Um... wot can I say (apart from Chloe Annet is a babe!) ? A massive sorry goes out to everyone that had to wait a couple of decades for me to reply. There were various reasons (including being a lazy tosser), the most recent being that I've started TerraForm PD again. AND I've also gotten more into the serious side of swapping (utils, etc)... Oh yeh, *HOPEFULLY* I'll be getting a phone soon, so of course I'll be getting the e-mail jobby thangy-mah-jij. D!ck... run PeeCee Task to run Windoze 3.1 to run an e-mail proggy? SHUV IT! I'll take the Amiga route thanks! TO: Bolty/¡ND¡ FM: BootBlock/TerraForm Bloody hell man! Where the *hell* are you?? D!ck/Carnage has also been trying to get a hold of you as well (dunno why). By the way, Derby (still haven't got a name for it yet, although hopefully someone will suggest some (hi Mr Steve Hood dood!)) has a 2-player mode option. It was extremely easy to do, although there's no pooty cars, so it runs at 50fps. I've also got the intro sorted (depending on if you've decided to dump Derby). Though, I'm having problems with the collision detection, as it involoves some hardcore maths. Hey D!ck, HELP ME YOU BLUDDY TOSSER! Anyway, you don't wanna do it anymore (so I assume, as Chris said you've got a PeeCee now), I'll totally take it over. You'll still get credited for the arena and player gfx, and part of the main engine (umm.. there's not actually much of your code in the 2-player version, although there's quite a bit in the 1-player version.). Oh well, it was good while it lasted .... Also, D!ck has got an E-Mail address (no doubt he'll be slapping it all over the place at every opportunity).... e-mail him on "Dick@emarkt.com" I think that's right, as it was on Teletext y'know! TO: All you wimmin' out there .... FM: BootBlock/TerraForm Oh well... the love spadger seems to be getting a bit desperate (I'm talkin' about Dave Diamond here!), so all you girlz do him a favour and send summat nipple-poppingly spanky to him at his Lurve Palace. Just look in the Adult Section (@{"Adult Section" LINK "DavesHouse"} - hey Kei, if this was in .guide format, I'd have just saved you the effort of putting in a link there! Aren't I kind (or just mental?)), as you can bet his addy is in there somewhere! DAVE, GET YER SEEDS OUT, THEY'VE GOT TESCO SHOPPIN' BAGS (er....) TO: Mammoth/Syndicate `97 (is this right?) FM: BootBlock/TerraForm Belinda Carlisle? Um.... still a bit sexy. Although, Cloë Annet (Kochanski from Red Dwarf, and Holly Turner (on!) from Crime Traveller) is now me fave! PWOAR, whatt'a gal! In Red Dwarf, red PVC/plaggy clobber? YES MISSUS! Awww... gotta take me tablets.... TO: The Speghetti eating public .... FM: BootBlock/TerraForm I think I must warn y'all. If you like speghetti (wot an arse ta spell dat iz!), then DO NOT eat the stuff that gets sold under the brandname "No Frills" (Kwik Save). It is sick and is sure to make you blow chunks. Y'know when yer go to the dentist and he sticks his fingers in yer gob? Y'know that horrible taste on his rubbery gloves (sterile, I think?), THAT'S what it tasts of! EUGH! Also be prepared for some rapid bowel movements .... TO: Blitz users .... FM: BootBlock/TerraForm Does anyone know how to read the selected item in an GTMX gadget? Only "GetGTAttrs" (or summat like dat) seems to work, but that's only for OS 3.0 ! Help me NAAR! Also, anyone know how to read/use maps? Coz I bluddy well don't! $900 $7f9 -=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- end...