|Messages for The Word 5! Edited (sometimes) by Freak/NFA ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: ALL WORD CONTRIBUTORS Fm: Freak of NFA For articles: Any ascii character is printable, but no escape or control codes please! ASCII colour had been removed, just RAW TEXT from now on, that's all folks! ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Any pathetic wretches who are interested... From: Aladdin Sane I am in the process of compiling a database of whores and jezabels in the North-East Midlands area and would be most appreciative of anyone sending me the telephone numbers of any pieces of totty willing to go out with a sad bastard like myself. Other socially and sexually disadvantaged gits may apply for access to this list of lust by writing to Freak, but you`ve got no chance, son ! ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Cotton-Eye Joe From: Aladdin Sane I'd just like to say, if it hadn`t of been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I`d have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe ? ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: LSD Fm: Freak/NFA Pex le Sex/QuI Bug in the LSD Docs disks! On any A1200 (And possibly other machines!) quickly tapping Cursor Up/Down sends the Menu/Article careering to the top or bottom! This has been in there since, er... golly! Since you re-wrote it after the bust I think! ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Freak From: Aladdin Sane Ta for the thirty quid, but this in no way prevents me from telling all the readers about our little totty-spotting stint the other day ! You know, when you were making lewd and suggestive remarks about the young ladies (with the emphasis on the YOUNG !). I wonder if any of the young ladies in question were making lewd and suggestive comments about you ? PROBABLY ! ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Freak/NFA From: Aladdin Sane It has occured to me, in my little white room with the cushioned walls, that the new light that I saw you in, while we engaged in our babe-surfing the other day, could well be worth another thirty quid, in order to keep me from telling the rest of the Amiga scene. I know this is blackmail, but if you call the police, I`ll just tell them about your rather unorthodox sexual preferences (boy, is that an understatement !?!) Blackmail, doesn`t leave my skin feeling dry like soap can ! ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Freak/NFA From: Aladdin Sane About this game I`m in the process of composing, I`ll send you the details for your perusal, with a floppy-full of GFX, samples and tunes to give you a feel of how the game should look and sound. Then you can contact me with your suggestions, through Merlin`s ! By the way, you`ve got a really cute bum ! ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Freak/NFA From: Aladdin Sane I am thinking of changing my scene name to better reflect my character, and I came up with Bhagavan, which is another name for Krsna (God) and means possessor of opulences, or one who is perfect. What do you think? ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Aladdin Sane Fm: (The severely put upon) Freak of NFA How about "Cunt"? "Spawn of Satan" perhaps? ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Deck the Ripper/NFA Fm: The "Ban Capital Letters" society, Clthps. Dear sir, We have been informed by a reliable source and indeed have seen proof that you have a tendancy to neglect the key marked "Caps Lock" on your Amiga Keyboard. We feel that you are not using your machine to it's full potential and would ask that you refrain from leaving it in the "ON" position all the time, stop producing letters entirely in upper case, and give some of the other letters a chance. Yours, full of bollocks, Me and him. ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: ALL Fm: Freak/NFA Watch out, watch out, Anne Airhead's About! Ke¡/Carnage has just found the A.A. Project bitmaps in his daily jiffy, stay on the ball and look for those sexpot slideshows coming soon, will Sensual Kittens appear on the Anne Airhead label? BoDYSHoP 9 certainly will, as will Big Girls 2 AGA, you have been warmed... ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Ke¡/Carnage Fm: Freak/NFA Um, I don't know what it is but I've yet to see a S.K. with no errors! ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: All lonely-hearts (and other anatomical areas in distress) From: Aladdin Sane The Lurve Emporium is here to bring you together with your own personal Rudolph Valentino (though we can`t guarantee you won`t get the odd Rudolph Hess now and again !) There is a kind of quality-control to ensure customer satisfaction, though this is being kept rather low at the moment as we are just starting up. Therefore, for blokes, if you are better-looking than Freak, we`ll let you in (I told you the quality was going to be low to begin with !). As for the lasses, I may end up dipping into the female entries for this column (no oo-ers please !) so you need only apply if you are, I would have to say you need to be AT LEAST as good-looking as Helena Christiansen... I look forward to drooling over your entries (oo-er again !) ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Panead/Dengue Fm: Freak of NFA "Tasteful" included several pics from the very early BoDYSHoP slideshows and possibly even Fit Chick before that, these pics are OLD!!! Also, why bother encoding the pics when they can be ripped (at least on MY machine) with a single keypress? Yeah, I KNOW I've done it, old habits die hard sometimes... ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Df0:/NFA Fm: Freak/NFA What's the latest on the NFA Party? Deck said he'd left it up to you to get it all sorted out, so I'm asking. I need a night out! ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: ALL INTERESTED SCENE DUDES Fm: Freak of NFA Want a nice new disk-list doing? See the adverts! To: All A1200 Users with some money Fm: ßudda/NFA OY! "Phuk The Universe" is comming sometime this year so get your fivers warm and ready to pick up a hot game. More 'words' more action. Includes various types of levels like dodge-em-up, tug the dick off & the graphic adventure. This will NOT be public domain - so keep your eye on "The Word" for more news when it closer the time. ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: All "Word" readers. Fm: ßudda/NFA Get off your fat arses and write to me! I've only had two letters on the HOT TOPIC from issue 4 Send your views to any NFA PO Box address and mark if at the top 'ßudda/NFA'. ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Rednex From: Pex le Sex/Quantum Inc Who are you trying to kid with the new song "Old Pipe In An Oak", or is it Old Pop? Anyway we all know that because you are all lazy buggers you can't be bothered to make a new tune up. Therefore you probably think that because the public bought the "Cotton Eye Joe" song and made it number one they will buy the new song because it sounds virtually the same as the number one hit. Don`t get me wrong I like Cotton Eye Joe, but I think that it is a bloody cheek to insult my intelligence (what do you mean you didn't think I had any) to bring out the same song with different words. You will no doubt be right, but the public are sad when it comes to buying singles anyway. I mean how did "The Birdie Song and Grandma We Love You" get to number one I ask you. All I can say is bring back Kylie and Jason. ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Budda/NFA From: Pex le Sex/Quantum Inc No pressure on the exams front. It's is just that a few hours spent inside the exam room will effect the entire way your life will turn out. As I said NO PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Madman/Dengue From: Pex le Sex/Quantum Inc Where is the new Tasteful AGA Slideshow then? Any news matey?? ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Main Man/iNDi From: Pex le Sex/Quantum Inc You're a weird one, do you know that. Still some people just have to work and not be sad old doleeeeee's like me and Freak. ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Stone/LOC From: Pex le Sex/Quantum Inc I really wish that you would write your titles on clean labels, and write them in pencil. That way the labels would always stay clean as one swift rub with the eraser would ensure this to be the case. What do you think? Tell me in your next letter. We will now see if you read the message box won't we! ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: ALL THOSE WHO WRITE IN UPPER CASE LETTERS ONLY From: Pex le Sex/Quantum Inc STOP BEING LAZY GETS AND USE LOWER CASE ONLY (APART FROM WHERE CAPITALS ARE NECESSARY) ooohh that's better don't you think? ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Mr Blobby From: Pex le Sex/Quantum Inc You're my hero, keep it up (ooer missus). Or should I say Blobby, blobby blobby! ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Anyone else who I haven't mentioned in my other messages. From: Pex le Sex/Quantum Inc Why not write to me and be one of my regular contacts, send your disklist or a letter and we will take it from there. PS I am not a disk thief OK! ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Michael Hutchinson (Lead singer of INXS) From: Pex le Sex/Quantum Inc How can you dump that gorgeous bird supermodel Helena Christensen for Paula Yates. I mean Paula isn't bad and I wouldn't say no myself, but I would rather have the Danish beauty anyday. incase you are thinking who is Helena Christensen, well she was the woman on the Brut advert not long back. Do you remember now? ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Johan Cryff From: Pex le Sex/Quantum Inc What do you mean Ryan Giggs is not good enough. As I said in the "Man Utd On The Rampage" article I am not a Man Utd supporter but I have been a fan of Mr Giggs ever since he first appeared in a Red Devils shirt. Mr Cryff is a very well respected manager of Spain's Barcelona, but on this occasion I think that you are very wrong and would say that Ryan would fit very well into ant Spanish or Italian side and would do an excellent job a she does at Old Trafford. ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: All A1200 Users with some money Fm: ßudda/NFA OY! "Phuk The Universe" is cumming sometime this year so get your fivers warm and ready to pick up the juice. More 'words' more action. Includes various types of levels like dodge-em-up, tug the dick off & the graphic adventure. This will NOT be public domain - so keep your eye on "The Word" for more news when it's closer the time. ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: All "Word" readers. Fm: ßudda/NFA Get off your fat arses and write to me! I've only had two letters on the HOT TOPIC from issue 4 Send your views to any NFA PO Box address and mark if at the top 'ßudda/NFA'. ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Satan Fm: ßudda/NFA Why do you bullshit so much that I don't know when to believe you or not! ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== To: Freak/NFA Fm: ßudda/NFA Oi! Why do you go and change the text formatting the issue after you ssaid format all your future articles with colour codes and stuff in. I've had to go through and remove all the bloody codes again which was a stick up the ass. ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ====================================================================== |Messages for The Word 5! ====================================================================== !NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!TW5!NFA!! ======================================================================