|Another King Pin Review This time by Freak of NFA Bowling, what can you say about it eh? You pick up a ball and try and knock down a few lumps of china, hardly the most active sport in the world is it? These days it's a new trend to go out bowling with "a few mates", compare scores etc etc etc, and so Team 17 have released this one perfectly timed. Not being too much of a fan of bowling meself but knowing the general rules and whatnot, the computer (sim?) version naturally endeared itself to me more than the actuall physical game. It also works out cheaper, as King Pin sells for £12.99 full price, but can be picked up for as little as £7.99 mail order, so it's damned cheap. You can look upon the graphics in the game in one of two ways, either they're good or they're lacking. The animation of the player - left or right handed, male or female - is pretty tasty, but the detail on the player is pretty cack, especially considering this was (allegedly) the AGA/ECS version. Similarly the animation on the bar that removes the fallen pins is cack, whereas the detail is pretty good. The animation on the actual pins is nice, it DOES look right, as does the ball, but where's the collecting area for the returned balls? Where is the ramp to return them? The sound is excellent though, no doubt about it, Team 17 have done THE business here with a long looping background sample which will have you wondering if you did indeed hear the word "Sheffield", or whether it is some figment of your imaginaton. The ball on the lane sounds like a ball on the lane, the falling pins sound like falling pins, and voice over virtuoso Lynette Read still sounds sexy enough to turn you into a puddle of goo with just a few choice words. Her contributions to the game range from "Will the owner of car..." to "Will the party from Team 17 please go to reception" and my personal favourite "The bars are now closed", to which the pin-toppling punters display their extreme dissatisfaction and annoyance. When you score a strike or a particularly difficult spare you get a nice cheering sample, and when you get a trible or higher this cheering goes on for longer, so long in fact that the more modest among you start wanting to turn it off cos' it's embarrasing you. There are two downers to this extravaganza, the first being the difficulty level. Pex/QuI claims that anything over 100 is a good score and anything over 140 is VERY good, and then went on to score 240+! Obviously the game is far too easy and as such doesn't accurately represent the real thing, but then at 13 quid, who gives a monkies? If you want difficulty, you go play the real thing, right? Another bummer is the lack of a decent HD install. Team 17 have indeed provided one but you still need to boot from the original disk as they claim compatibility problems with some hard disk configurations, never stopped anybody else though... Admittedly, booting from your original disk doesn't kill the game, and all data is still loaded/saved to your Hard Disks. There are also a few bugs in the program that can cause you to curse out loud at times: The "Read Directory" function doesn't seem to do anything and you can't save a player over an existing file - for example when you want to change their default ball - and somethimes you can get away with the most outrageous things where the pins are concerned, like being able to get the ball between two pins that are next to each other, without touching either of them, or watching the ball pass right THROUGH a pin, usually causing you to miss a strike/spare. These are only to be expected though, after all multiply collisions between infinitely-faceted objects are hardly the most easy thing to calculate in real-time are they? Overall what really matters is that the game is a corker to play, and the good bits outweight the bad bits more than sufficiently. Graphics 7/10 Detail could be better in places. Sound 10/10 Excellent - can't fault it! Playability 8/10 Ditto - damned playable, but... Lasting Appeal 7/10 Too easy to sustain interest for long. Value 10/10 Some day, all games will cost this much. |Overall - 8½ / 10