<>@6 /^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^ *4@3 WHY? *3]5@4 by Converse / A.F *1]1@6 ^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\/^\ @1 *2 The following are a series of "Why's"..... *2@5 1. Why is it that whenever you fart in a room full of guests, you try to blame someone else, but you end up blushing and giving yourself away? 2. Why aren't there more CD-ROM games for the Amiga when there's roughly 20,000 CD-ROM owners in the U.K alone, along with up to 60,000 in Germany? 3. Why do the big magazines refuse to review new group's work such as Beyond Sanit-E or A.F when their groups work is often far better than that of so-called "Pro Groups"? 4. Why did DMC receive 55%? 5. Is Amiga Shopper a magazine or a leaflet? 6. Why has V12 stopped advertising in AUI? 7. Why did the chicken cross the road? 8. How the hell did Bill Gates manage to persuade people to think that PC's were actually "good"? 9. Why didn't the DSP for the A1200 appear? 10. Why am I writing such cack? 11. Why am I still writing such cack? 12. Why does the tomato sauce always take ages to come out, but when it does eventually come out, it comes in large blobs which absolutely cover yer chips in sauce? 13. Why does my dad's laptop have 16 meg when I've only got 6 meg? 14. Is Bill Buck a psychopath? 15. Are the rumours true about Dr Kittel actually being able to fix broken Amigas? 16. If time speeds up the faster you go, how do we make it go backwards? 17. How do they fit the little presenter inside a little radio? Where does he store all of his records? 18. SOD THAT! How the hell do they fit the little man inside one of those watches with built in radios? 19. Why does Mark always chuck "possibly" into one of his art tickles? 20. Why do I always write "art tickles"?