Do it!
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                               Lez Briddon


6502 programmers do it 8 bits at a time.
8088 programmers do it offset.
A baseball player can't do it if somebody else catches it
A little LAN will do it!
Accountants do it for profit.
Actors do it in the limelight.
Actors do it on camera.
Actors do it on stage.
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
AD&D Comment:  Bards do it for audiences.
AD&D players do it for the experience.
Agents do it undercover.
AI hackers do it artificially.
Air Traffic Controllers do it with their tongue.
Algebraists do it with homomorphisms.
Algorithmic analysts do it with a combinatorial explosion
Alvin Toffler will do it in the future.
AM Disc Jockeys do it with Modulated Amplitude.
Amiga owners don't do it. They emulate it.
Anachronists do it knightly.
Anarchists do it revoltingly.
Anesthetists do it painlessly.
Anglers do it with fish-nets.
Anglers do it with worms.
Animators do it 24 times a second
Anthropologists do it with culture.
Antique collectors do it for old times sake.
Anyone could do it with manuals...
Archeologists do it with mummies.
Artists do it in the buff.
Assassins do it from behind
Assembler programmers do it with shifting registers.
Assembly line workers do it over and over.
Astronauts do it in orbit.
Astronauts do it on the moon.
Astronomers do it in the dark.
Astronomers do it under the stars.
Astronomers do it with Uranus.
At Borger King we do it our way.  Your way is irrelevant.
Australians do it down under.
Australians do it from down under.
Authors do it by rote.
Authors do it by the book.
Auto mechanics do it under hoods, using oil and grease.
Babies do it in their pants.
Bakers do it for the dough.
Banana pickers do it in bunches.
Band members do it all night.
Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl.
Bards do it to music
Basoonists do it to the "Bolero."
Batsmen use pads when they do it.
Beaglers and harriers do it on foot.
Beethoven was the first to do it with a full orchestra.
Berserkers do it without thinking.
Beta Tester do it first!
Beta testers do it better.
Beta testers do it first!
Beta testers do it for free.
Beta testers do it until it breaks.
Birds do it, bees do it, even chimpanzees do it ...
Bizzaro Borg - "Me do it your way!  My way unrelevant!"
Blondes do it all the time, it's a gift!
BLONDES do it with a thermos {c}
Bookkeepers do it for the record.
Borg Burgers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant!
Borg do it their way. Your way is irrelevant.
BorgBurgers - We do it our way. (Your way is irrelevant!).
Borger King - We do it our way.  Your way is irrelevant.
Bowlers do it in the alley!
Boxers do it with fists.
Bribers do it under the table.
Bridge players do it with finesse.
Bumper Sticker on Saucer-"UFO's do it in Orbit"
Bus drivers do it in transit.
Bush pilots do it out of sight.
But my little voice TOLD me to do it!
C Programmers do it with models!
C Programmers do it with the LARGE model!
C++ programmers do it with class.
C/C++: So simple a child could do it? Go find me a child!
Campanologists ring the bell when they do it.
Campers do it intense.
Camshaft Grinders do it with more lift and duration!
Can't I just do it until I need glasses???
Car mechanics do it with a big end.
Cardiologists do it halfheartedly.
Carpenters do it tongue-in-groove.
Carpenters do it with their tools.
Catholics do it A LOT!
Cavers do it in a hole.
Cheerleaders do it with more enthusiasm.
Chefs do it in the kitchen.
Chefs do it with mayonnaise.
Chemists do it in test tubes.
Chemists do it in the fume hood.
Chemists do it on the bench!
Chess players do it in their minds.
Chessplayers do it knightly!
Chiropractors do it by manipulation.
Choir boys do it unaccompanied.
Christians do it with grace
Clowns do it for laughs.
COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs.
Collectors do it in sets.
Comedians do it for laughs.
Computer Engineers do it bit by bit.
Computer operators do it upon mounted requests.
Computer programmers do it logically.
Computers operators do it from memory.
Conductors do it rhythmically.
Conductors do it using their long baton.
Consultants tell other how to do it.
Cooks do it in the kitchen
Copy editors do it with style.
Cosmogonists do it in cyclical big bangs.
Cows do it in leather.
Cricketers do it to increase.
Cryptographers do it secretly.
Cunning Linguists do it with words!
Dancers do it to music.
Dancers do it with their high heels on.
Dark horses do it come-from-behind.
Data Processors do it in batches.
DBasers do it in fields.
Deckers do it with jacks...
Dentists do it with their hands in your mouth.
Chess pDetectives do it incidently.
Detectives do it under cover.
Divers do it better under pressure.
Divers do it deeper.
DJs do it on the air.
Doctors do it in the OR.
Doctors do it with patience.
Dolphins do it on porpoise.
Don't ask why, just do it.
Don't blame me... I didn't do it!
Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
Don't do it! (P. P. Eckersley)
Don't drive yourself crazy....let me do it for you.
Dragons and their riders do it at the same time.
Dragons do it in *between*.
Dragons do it whenever they want.
Dragons do it with fire!
Dreamers do it in their sleep.
Druids do it in the bushes.
Drummers do it with rhythm.
Economists do it at bliss point.
Economists do it with interest.
Electrical Engineers do it with faster rise time
Electrical engineers do it with less resistance
Electricians do it until it Hz.
Electricians do it with 'NO SHORTS'.
Electricians do it with a charge!
Electronic Techs do it till it Hz
Electronics Technicians do it without shorts.
Elevator men do it on all floors
Elevator men do it up and down.
Elves do it in fairy rings.
Elves do it in the trees.
Engineers do it precisely.
Engineers do it with precision.
English do it with an accent.
Entrepreneurs do it with creativity and originality
Evangelists do it with Him watching.
Everything I do, I do it for you...   
Existentialists do it alone.
F1 drivers do it as fast as they can.
Faith healers do it with what they can lay their hands on
FAITH HEALERS do it with whatever they can lay their hands on
FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it all night
FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it all weekend
FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it in a dungeon
FARMERS do it all over the countryside
Farmers do it in the dirt.
Farmers do it in wellies.
FEDERAL EXPRESS COURIERS will absolutely, positively do it overnight
FENCERS do it in a full lunge
Fencers do it with three feet of sword.
Fetuses do it in-vitro.
Finance majors do it with interest.
Fire Giants do it in the heat.
First let the experts tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.
First-aiders do it by dressing.
Fishermen do it for reel.
Flagpole sitters do it in the air.
FLYERS do it in the air
FLYERS do it on top, upside down, or rolling
Football players do it after they are blitzed.
Football players do it by getting the quarterback into the sack.
Football players do it by getting three tries to penetrate deeper.
Football players do it in a huddle.
Football players do it in the end zone.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS do it offensively/defensively
Foreign geriatrics do it incontinently.
FORTRAN PROGRAMMERS do it with SOAP
Fundamentalists do it with Christ.
Gamblers do it on a hunch.
Gardeners do it in bed.
Gardners do it in the open air.
Geanealogists do it generation after generation after generation...
Genealogists do it with a computer.
Geographers do it globally.
Geriatrics do it in their pants.
Gnomes are too short to do it.
God never imposes a duty without giving time to do it.
Golfers do it by the stroke.
Golfers do it in 18 holes.
Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Graduates do it by degrees.
Grave diggers die to do it.
Guitar players do it while fingering and strumming.
Hackers don't do it--they're hacking all the time.
Ham operators do it with more frequency!
Ham radio operators do it till their GigaHertz
Ham radio operators do it with higher frequency.
Hams do it with FREQUENCY, till their GIGAHERTZ!
Hams do it with more frequencies
Hang-Gliders do it in the air.
Hardware hackers do it in the test bed.
Hardware hackers do it on a bus.
Hardware hackers do it with male connectors.
Helicopter Pilots do it with auto rotation.
High School Teacher: Teaches it because they can't do it!
Hockey players do it by pucking on the ice.
Horn players do it French style.
How do the Japanese do it? Because we let them!
How ya going to do it?  IBM Blue it!
How ya gonna do it, when IBM Blue it?
How you gonna do it?  SLiMeR It!
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
I didn't do it! It's really San Andreas' fault!
I didn't do it, my modem did!<-----Tagline stolen from some kinky fool!
I didn't do it..nobody saw me..you can't prove anything - BART SIMPSON
I'll do it tomorrow - now please quit calling me a procrastinator!
I'll do it tomorrow - quit calling me a procrastinator!
I'll do it when I remember what it was!
I'm innocent... My lawyer made me do it!!!!
If a shoe could moo it should do it in a zoo.
If it doesn't feel good, don't do it.
If it feels good, don't do it.
If it works, I didn't do it.
If presidents don't do it to their wives, they do it to the country.
If there is any way to do it wrong, he will.-Ed Murphy
If you can't do it well, enjoy doing it badly.
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
If you don't know what you're doing, do it on a Mac. (Terne)
If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
If you wanna do it right, then why do it?
If you want it done right do it yourself!
If you want it done right, let  do it.
Iles's Law: There is always an easier way to do it!
In case of emergency, drop to DOS and do it right.
Insanity is fun if you do it right.
Intel programmers do it offset.
It is better to suffer wrong than to do it.
It is easier to admire hard work if you don't do it.
It is irrevelent that the Borg do it.
It might be a nasty sort of job, but someone has to do it...
It's a fantastic job, but someone's gotta do it.
It's a tough job! ..... So I'd Rather YOU do it.
It's been the highpoint of my day...don't do it again -- Sisko
It's not what you do, it's how you do it...
It's so easy even your kid sister can do it !
Jedi do it with Force.
Joggers do it on the run.
Judges do it in chambers.
Judges do it in wigs.
Junior doctors do it intern.
Just do it!  You can regret it later!!!!
Just do it...explore the possibilities!!!
Kamikaze Tutor: "Watch this, I only do it once."
Key-makers do it While-U-Wait.
Kirk to Picard: Did we do it? Did we make a difference?
Kite flyers do it with strings attached.
Landlords do it every month.
Lawyers do it in their briefs.
Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
Lawyers do it to anybody.
Lawyers do it to anyone they can!
LAWYERS do it with extensions in their briefs.
LAWYERS would do it but for "hung jury."
Let LimBORG do it. He knows everything.
Let's do it write - uh, right the furst time !
Let's do it write, uh, rite, uh, oh hell, just do it!
Librarians do it on the shelfs.
Lifeguards do it on the beach.
Lions do it with pride.
Look, if you don't like it, we can still do it the other way.
Married politicians do it to wife and country!
Mathematicians do it in theory.
Mathmaticians do it an uncountable number of times.
Mechanics do it on their backs.
Medical researchers make mice do it first.
Modem owners do it online!
Most programmers would do it with any Model!
Mountain Climbers do it AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhh!
Mountain Climbers do it on the rocks.
Mud wrestlers do it dirty.
Multitaskers do it concurrently!
KiMusicians do it with an instrument.
Musicians do it with rhythm.
Newspaper Ad:  Tired of cleaning yourself?  Let me do it.
Newspaper boys do it in front of every door.
Nothing is impossible if YOU don't have to do it!
Nothing is impossible to those that don't have to do it.
Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it.
Nuns do it out of habit.
Occam programmers do it with indentations.
Of *course* it won't work...but I'll do it anyway.
Of *course* it'll work...but I won't do it anyway.
Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date
Off line E-mailers do it all nite
Offline readers have time to do it.
Oil-prospectors are boring when they do it.
Others can stop you temporarily, only you can do it permanently.
Pagans do it in the Woad
Pascal programmers do it with indentations.
PC Programmers do it 32 bits at a time!
Peg: Let's have sex. Al: Wait, didn't we do it last month?
Pessimists do it with a sigh.
Pharmacologists do it by prescription.
Philosophers think they do it.
Photographers do it in the DARK! =-)
Photographers do it with a shutter.
Physicists do it at the Speed of Light.
Policewomen do it with nightsticks.
Politicians do it with everyone.
Potters do it with their hands.
Printer's do it without wrinkling the sheets!
Printers do it with their own type.
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets!
Programmers do it bit by bit!
Programmers do it in code.
Programmers do it in loops.
Programmers do it in many languages.
Programmers do it in Turbo!
Programmers do it logically!
Programmers do it right the first time!
Programmers do it top down...
Programmers do it with a Hard Drive!
Programmers do it with algo-rithyms!
Programmers do it with their fingers.
Psychiatrists do it on the couch.
Quantum mechanics do it discreetly.
Quarrymen make the earth move when they do it
Real computer users do it on the command line.
Real Programmers do it middle-out.
Real Programmers do it on the console panel.
Remorse - regret that one waited so long to do it.
Reporters do it daily.
Roadsweepers do it at the kerb.
Robocommies do it with EZ-READER þ
Role-players do it for the experience.
Rule of Program Optimisation #1: Don't do it.
Sailors do it on (ahem) the waves!
Save energy: let someone else do it.
Science teachers do it with test tubes.
Seamstresses do it in stitches.
Skaters do it on ice.
Skeet shooters do it 25 times in 8 positions.
So easy a child can do it. (Child not included.)
So easy a child can do it. Child sold separately.
So easy to use, a child can do it.  Child sold separately.
So easy, a child can do it.                    (Child sold separately)
So easy, a child can do it. Child sold separately...
So simple a child could do it. Go find me a child.
Solicitors do it with briefs.
Sometimes it's easier to do it yourself.
Speech Teachers do it orally.
Spies do it under cover.
Submariners do it deeper! (but not often)
Sysops do it as a nightly event.
Sysops do it moderately.
Tap dancers do it with their feet.
Teachers do it with class.
Teachers do it......but forgot how!!!
Teachers would do it....but forgot how!!
Tech writers do it manually.
Technicians do it a lot.
Teddy Bears do it with small children.
Telephonists do it on-line.
That will do it. Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant.
The computer made me do it! HONEST!
The less you have to do, the less time you find to do it in.
The people who most want to rule are those least suited to do it.
The Sysop *made* me do it!
There is always an easier way to do it.
There is never time to do it right, but always time to do
There's never time to do it right, but always time to do it over!
There's never time to do it right, only to do it over.
Tired of cleaning yourself?  Let me do it.
To do it: Hire someone, or forbid your kids.
To see what is right and not to do it is want of courage.
Traditionalists do it the old-fashioned way.
Trombonists do it with better positions.
UNIX don't do it.
Vagrants do it everywhere.
Valley Elves do it on the beach, man!
Vampires do it aaaaalllllll nniiiiiight lllllooooooonnnnnggggg!
Vampires do it all night long!
Vampires do it allllll niiiiight looooong!
Vets do it with animals.
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips.
We are going out! But we shall do it as proper vampires!
We do it for the Halibut.
Well then lets do it in Copenhagen.
When planets do it we say they are orbiting.
When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
Why do we do it? WE DON'T KNOW!
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why you do something is more important than how you do it!
Wind-surfers need wind to do it.
Window-dressers do it with dummies.
Windows NT: One gig of RAM, one terabyte HD. Oughta' do it.
Windows programmers do it slowly
Z80 programmers do it 8/16 bits at a time.
alpha testers do it first, beta testers do it last!

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