³¼THINGS THAT¼³ 

³¼ANNOY OTHERS¼³
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Ever wanted to REALLY annoy someone you 
hate or  just  disliked  their  stupid, 
scringy, face??!  Here`s  how!  (I take 
no responsibility if you need  surgery)
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1. Stare at them on the bus.

2. Continue the above - it  is VERY an-
   noying for them!

3. Kick  the  back  of a phone box when 
   someone is using it (Great fun! )

4. Repeat the above several  times  for 
   added effect.

5. Pick your nose and wipe the bogey on 
   the traffic light button.

6. Stick some chewing gum on  the  same 
   button.

7. Smoke in the non-smoking section.

8. Talk   to  your  mate  about  Weight 
   Watchers when next to  a  fat, obese 
   lady.

9. Tell  your mate  loudly on a crowded 
   bus that you have leprosy.

10.Repeat the above but  say  its  very 
   contagious.

11.Don`t give a seat to a 125  year old 
   pensioner. (Very mean!)

12.Carry on walking without shifting to 
   make way for another person.

13.Run alongside a  jogger , and  start 
   talking to him.

14.Throw  plastic  bottles   onto   the 
   street to see if it will be crushed.

15.Knock on someones door  and  keep on 
   asking for John else  they`ll  get a
   dead leg.

16.Make an obscene phone call.

17.Make another one, but  start off in-
   nocently.

18.Blow your nose, but miss the tissue.

19.Spit in front of someone.

20.Walk upto someone  and  say  they`ve 
   lost their wallet.

21.If they haven`t, make sure they do!

22.Eat chicken  vindaloo on  a  crowded 
   train.

23.Tell  someone  you seem to have mis-
   placed your spider.

24.If walking past a bus, knock on it`s 
   windows and wave.

25.Or smile.

26.Give a lamer a virus.

27.Give a lamer two  viruses  within  a 
   day.

28.Upload a fake crack to a BBS.

29.Be a disk-thief.

30.Pretend you can code so you  can get 
   into a group.

31.Say you love Michael Jackson.

32.Tell someone  you  haven`t  got  any 
   more time  to waste on pointless ar-
   ticles.

33.Fart on someone.

34.Then deny it and sat it was them.

35.Tell  customs  you  are  a terrorist 
   while hiding disks in your bag.

36.Post a dead cat to your contact.

37.Run over someones dog in the street,
   by ACCIDENT of coz!

38.If there is no dog, a baby in a pram 
   will do nicely.

39.Dribble at the mouth so the guy next 
   to you thinks you are wierd.

40.Then put your hand onto his lap  and 
   see what he does.

41.If a friend is  dressed  in rubbish, 
   tell them it`s great.

42.Try to outsmart  the  interviewer at 
   your first job.

43.Go to chemists and ask  for tissues.

44.Then for some band-aid.

45.Then for some toe-nail clippers.

46.Then say you only want some  perfume 
   for your girlfriend.

47.Play "Bring  your  daughter  to  the 
   slaughter" in the street.

48.Then at a funeral.

49.Laugh  when  you  see a fight in the 
   street.

50.Push your body against a female on a 
   crowded bus as much as you can.  She
   will get  very  irritated  and  will 
   move to give you more room.

51.Disappear  from  your  "friend"  you 
   hate while on an overseas trip.

52.Buy lots of  food, but  don`t  share 
   it.

53.Write articles about things everyone 
   has already done!



                                   ³Khul