¶i§1¬3 Is this trouble or what ¬2 Written By Colorbird/Noxious ¬1 (Its easier to understand if you know a little bit about the home of the Vikings - SWEDEN !) ¬2 A June morning 1996 ¬1 "The sun was shining as always but nothing else were the way it used to be. I thought that we really had big troubles here in Sweden now. The complete, once so rich, country was falling apart. There wasn't any water in the bathroom when I tried to take a shower this morning. First I thought it was something wrong but then I remembered that there was no water on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays since January. And the central heating system hasn't been working since april 1995. During the cold winter we had 1995-1996 to wear three jackets inside the house and burn lots of furniture just to keep warm. I think that 200000 froze to death that winter. And if the military regime hadn't kept the country such tight we would have faced a 3rd revolution in 3 years time. The regime which took power during the Russian expansionitic War september 1994 when Russia attacked Norway, Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Belrusia and Lithuania. The regime took power in a country with a 45% unemployment rate in a fast military coup. They made some improvements for the country like cutting down the unemployment rate to 20% by strengthening the army and defense industry. In November 1994 when our "beloved" governement tested the first atomic weapon in Lappland the Russians politely asked our country to help in the attack on Norway and Estonia (The other attacks had succeded) and to form an alliance. Our government, more aggresive than the fascist brother in east answered by using the first nuke since WWII, by nuking Trondheim. Ten minuits after the attack, the American came answer. And the once proud city of Sundsvall was nothing more than ashes. Our Foreign minister Christian Rangne simply answered America by the now infamous phrase: -Okay for one, but you wouldn't simply be able to reply the next time... The peace opinion in America stopped the big democracy from bothering the fascistic alliance again... Sweden didnt use anymore nukes and we are still having half our army in Norway, 10 divisions in Tallin and 30 divisions are fighting against the rebels in Skane. During the spring we had some big flooding troubles in the north where thousands of finnish fugitives drowned. Stockholm and Gothenburgs suburbs were also a battlefield during the winter when our leaders decided to kill all non european immigrants. They fought hard, those immigrants, but they were isolated and did only have handguns against tanks and artillery. Half a million were killed, men, women and children. Amazingly though is that the government is rebuilding all suburbs, that's the most constructive thing they have done yet. But who knows what will happen next ? Our leaders has announced that the state will finance some schools again from the autumn. That is also good because the schoolsystem hasn't worked for some years. Our führer Klas Lund has forbidden all religions since February now and we have pictures of him everywhere now... Some people are complaining about the situation in our country now and says it was better before, even before the short capitalistic regime 1991-1994 when the unemployment raised and the Swedish crown dropped 100000%. During that period the Militant Nazi partys grew stronger and finally took power in september 1994 after some communist and military revolutions.... I havent seen those people since they complained in public ! Gosh, I dream back to our socialistic democracy when you had the right to see cable TV, be politcally involved, be outside after 23:00 and meet foreigners... And where the elected leaders kept a low unemployment rate..." ¬2 Colorbird/Noxious Feb 1993, after stepping out of my time machine I translated this text from 1996 Swedish to English.....