FALLING IN LOVE....
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ŤFalling In Love
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šI  hope that everyone have experienced
this  type of PROBLEM!?!  First of all
you  think to yourself:  I really need
a  girl!   Then the next day at school
you  see a nearly perfect one for you.
That  is  when  the  problem turns up:
What  shall  I  do?   You  sit all day
thinking  about  which  angle  you are
going to use to get in touch with her.
After  a  while  tihinking you come up
with  the very original idea:  I shall
ask her out!  But as this very strange
thought  pops up in your mind you also
think:  What if she refuses me?  Can I
survive  that?   So  after considering
the  facts  you  decide to wait.  Now.
You walk around for ages trying to get
eye-contact  with  her,  but she keeps
turning  away when you look at her and
you  loose  some  of  your self-trust.
Shit you are so in love that you can't
eat  a  single  slice of bread without
dropping  the  jam all over your laps.
Too  bad you think cleaning it up with
a  filthy  towel  from a bin.  You are
feeling  a  very  insane  pain in your
soul.   Am  I  stupid?,  you  think...
Nope  that  is  quite  normal  in this
case.  Often you run around doing very
many  mistakes  that  you'd never done
before.   While  sitting  in your room
typing  crap  on your computer strange
thoughts comes to your mind.  OK!  Now
I'll   give   ya   some   really  good
advice....


ś˛1.š Try to kill some of the feelings,
   so that you don't are afraid
   of talking to the girl.  The next
   thing that I did when I was in
   this situation was to get some
   facts about the girl.
   I simply got her full name, and
   opened the phone-book and found
   her number.  Then I called her up,
   and disguised my voice.  I told
   her that I was doing a research for
   a firm about the habits of
   girls between 15-25.  I asked her a
   couple of questions, and I
   finally found out that she was
   SINGLE.  I also asked her about
   her  hobbies  and other things like
   that.

˛2.š After this call I knew a lot about
   her, and she did not know
   a damn thing about me.  The next
   day at school I went over to a
   table next to hers and sat down.  I
   picked up some book and began
   to do some boring homework.  I
   turned my head over towards her
   from time to another and I got eye
   contact with her a couple of times.
   Then I smiled at her and she turned
   away.  FUCK - I thought.
   Why is this happening to me?..
   Then I looked for some of her
   friends that I might know too.
   Nope I did not know any of them.
   The next days I said HELLO
   everytime I saw her.  After five
   days  I  had really good eyecontact
   with her.


ś˛3.š It was now friday, and I just had
   to do something or I would
   have  died.   I  waited in the hall
   for her to pass ALONE.  When
   she  finally came I stopped her and
   asked if she would like go
   with  me  to  the movies....She did
   not answer me directly, so I
   asked  her  if  she wanted to think
   about it.  And I also asked her
   if  it was OK for her that I called
   her up later.  She said that
   it was ok.

˛4.š After school that day I felt more
   sick then ever before, what if she
   said NO?  I finally reached out for
   the phone anddialed her number.
   She took the phone and I told who
   it was, and did not mention my
   invitation.  We talked for a while,
   and then for another while.  At the
   beginning she did not have much to
   say, but she softened up later on.
   After being better known with each
   other ( Not me cause I already knew
   much about her ) I asked about
   her answer.  She mumbled something
   that was going to mean YES.
   I was so happy that I could have
   died right there.

˛5.š On the Saturday I picked her up
   and we saw a boring LOVE MOVIE
   witch all the babes loves to see.
   She seemed quite amazed as I
   brought her roses and paid for her
   ticket and so on.  Later that
   evening we went partying and we got
   together.  I was in the seventh
   sky, I had never felt like this
   before.  I told her later about my
   call duskiest as an reporter, and
   she reacted quite cool to that.
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š   I talked to her about the whole
   thing and came out with this
   conclusion....

˛1.š Girls do not like boys that drink
   to much, so keep that in
   mind if you are dating a girl.
˛2.š Girls don't like boys that are
   overrolling them, that means
   that you shall not force the girl
   to answer if she hesitates
   and so on.

˛3.š Always try get in her view, that
   means get close to where she
   is, and that will make her relies
   that you exists.

˛4.š It is very important that you
   smell good, and that you cares
   about your look.  Do not overdo
   it, but keep it in mind.

˛5.š Do NOT talk about yourself, let
   the girl lead the conversation
   so that she feels that you are
   interested in what she has to tell.

˛6.š Do NOT be cheap, but also be
   careful with your money so that
   you don't get abused.

˛7.š When you have made a couple, give
   her compliments all the
   time, ex.  ' Your hair look's
   nice!  ' or ' That shirt was
   very beautiful on you!  '.

˛8.š Do not close upon her if you have
   a bad breath, that means.....
   BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!!!


ś˛9.š A girl likes to have protecting
   guys, but be careful they
   don't like bullys if they are
   decent.  So do šNOT FUCK UP
   WITH OTHERS.

˛10.šThe last but most important is:
   BE YOURSELF, BECAUSE IT IS
   YOU SHE MUST LOVE.  IF NOT IT IS
   HOPELESS AND IT WILL NOT WORK.

šIf  you follow these advises and don't
are  afraid  of getting NO then I will
believe  that  you are a much stronger
candidate  than  if  you  don't follow
these  advices...I  thought  it  was a
dream,  but  it  has  lasted  for over
three  years  now,  so  step on it and
don't  be  afraid of girls, cause they
do not bite.....

˘      Signed Dr.Doctor.š


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