KURT COBAIN JOKES çddf,faa,afa,aaf,faf,ffa,aff «Tasteless Jokes ·------------------------------- ¢ A Cygnus production ²Q: WHY COULDN'T KURT COBAIN BECOME A PROFESSIONAL BOXER? ¾A: BECAUSE HE CAN'T TAKE A BLOW TO THE HEAD! ²Kurt Cobain just reached nirvana ¾Whats black and white and red all over? ²Kurt Cobain's wall! ¾Q: What does Kurt Cobain smell like now? ²A: I don't know but its sure not Teen spirit ¾Have you seen the new MTV show? Kurt Cobain: Plugged. ²Q) What do JFK, Curt Cobain, and Bill Clinton all have in common? ¾A) They each have (or have had - in JFK's case) half a brain, and Gore on their backs. ²Q) What do Cobain and Wesley Alan Dodd have in common? ¾A) Hey man. Just shut up and be glad they're dead. ²Q) What do Kurt Cobain and Freddie Mercury have in common? ¶¾A) They both sucked a tube and died. ²Q: What was the last thing Kurt said before his face got blown away? ¾A: "Shit, I thought this was a microphone!" ²OR A: "Is this mike on?" ¾Hey, man. Think about Dave Grohl! What's he gonna do? He ain't got shit now! Think about it! He's a drummer, man. There's nothing left for him, man! What about Krist? He's a bassist! Who the fuck wants a bassist? Think about him, like applying to be the bassist for the Flaming Lips or some bullshit. You think they'll pay them what he got in Nirvana? I don't think so, man! ²At least Krist can like write a book or something. But Dave, man, he's fucked! He knew Kurt like 3 months or something. He's ugly, he's untalented, he's stupid, he sucks! He dresses like shit. What the fucks he gonna do? Three months from now, he'll be lucky to be working Arby's, man! ¾Q: Who makes less money than Dave Grohl, pat smear and Krist Novoselic? ²A: Kurt Cobain ¾Q) What's the first thing that went through his mind when he pulled the trigger? ²A) His nose! ¾Q: What's the tribute album gonna ¶have on it? ²"Alive" by Pearl Jam ¾"Bullet in your head" by Rage Against the Machine ²"I hate myself and want to die" - who else, Nirvana ¾"Suicide Solution" ²"Kill yourself" -S.O.D. ¾"I shot the devil" Suicidal Tendencies ²"War inside my head" or "Suicidal failure" or "suicide's an alternative" by the same. ¾"Another one bites the dust"-Queen (Hey Kurt say hi to Freddie for us !) ²"Head Like a Hole" by Nine Inch Nails ¾G n' R's "Shotgun Blues" ²Mudhoney's "Overblown" ¾The Beatles: "Happiness is a Warm Gun" ²Suicide is painless from M*A*S*H ¾Q: What is Kurt Cobain's favorite album? ²A: nomoremind... ¾And don't forget the hit off the album, Smells Like Gunsmoke ¶²Q) Whats the new singer of Nirvana called ? ¾A) Kurt No-Brain ²Q) What will Nirvana's next single be ? ¾A) Bullet in the head ( Rage against the Machine cover) ²Q) Follow up sinlge to the above hit ?? ¾A) Smells like Kurts dead . ²NIRVANA's last album: IN UTERO ¾NIRVANA's next album: POST MORTEM ²Q: What color were Kurt Cobain's eyes? ¾A: Blue. One blew this way, one blew that way. ²Q: What's the newest Nirvana releases? "Kurt Shaped Box" "Smells like A Rotting Corpse" ¾In Bloom: A tribute to Kurt's head" The new album will be called "Splattermind" ²Q. Why doesn't Kurt Cobain drive a car? ¾A. He'd rather ride shotgun. ²There once was a man named Cobain. He liked heroin in his vein. Even though he had a knockout wife, Kurt didn't value his life, And all that is left is a stain!¹