{c  USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF SATANIC{e                Operator services
{c                RITES{e                              Directory Enquires
                                                   1 batternberg cake
     19 phones (always ringing!)                       Delbs/LSD
          276 cans of Coke!                         A rubber chicken
            About 80 disks                             Microsoft
            The Royal Mail                       Over 4000 phone calls
                Roxbox                       A total of 800 telephone hours
                  BT                                3 death threats
          Dangerous Dialler                   4 other threatening letters
  McVites Mini-cheddar ham flavour!         Countless anonymous phone calls
        The local ESSO garage                A call from `Christian Union'
      A copy of Amiga Computing                   A Perfect Pizza meal
         3 copies of CU Amiga                      Several McDonalds
            A copy of Zool                              WH Smith
             Jaffa Cakes                            Tandy (UK) ltd.
              Grapevine                             The Green Metro
             Stolen Data                        Computerworld Canterbury
         Deadlock (my fave!)                          British Rail
         AT&T USA dial direct               Commodore Business Machines (UK)
            AT&T alliance                               The RAC
             BT payphones                   The Quartz Summer Conference '92
          3 Citizen Printers               The Bishop of Southport calling to
          A number of Amigas                find out why I'm on his itemised
         Spud's Action Replay              phonebill (Venom, you haven't been
     Venom's Knackered disk-drive         calling me from the vicarage again,
   McDonald's Canterbury (and it's                     have you?)
            suggestion box)                       Spud and his shorts
    Micheal of End Of Century 1999           Loads of Physics A-Level work
    Frattini the Slimy Italian git                  Hampster's Mind        
             A torn fiver                        Unit 2, our new office
  The Royal Mail stamp machine that                 A parcel backlog
 went beserk and started churning out              Custodian's coding
         loads of free stamps!                   Termy's Action Replay
  That policewoman who shouted at us        Morph's bike (phone box rammer)
         Overpriced Intercity
A political brainwashing session from
              Kiwi's Mum
   A diary and clock to measure the
           magazine's delay
 6 disks arriving at the last minute     {fOk, so it's a list. But who makes the{e
 Tango phoning us every minute of the    {frules here anyway? It's our magazine!{e
                 day!