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{f THE SUCCESSFUL GUIDE TO PROMOTING YOUR GROUP.      {e from Hampster/Destiny Uk

{a If you are having trouble with pepole not knowing who your group are then this
 is the guide for you.

 By {ffollowing {athe ideas here you can have the most {cfamous group {ain the {eWorld{a.

 {cHow?  {a you  might  be wondering, well, by {fTV {aand{f press coverage{a.  Don't bother
 spending {mvast amounts {aof {emoney {aon {ccrap {aadverts, just get yourself on the {enews{a.

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{a For  this  get  yourself  down  to your nearest {mBandQ {aand {eshoplift {asome {fripsaw
{f blades{a.   For  best  results  get  about  {m30{a,  {e7  inch  {aones.   The reason for
 {eshoplifting{a  them is so that they might get shown on {eCrimewatch {aand enable you
 to  identify  the  {cserial numbers{a.  Now that you've got your blades go down to
 the  nearest  {fbeach {a ({eone  with a cliff is best{a) then get yourself a nice high
 spot  on the {ccliff{a and write your {egroup name {ain {mpaint. {a It's best to use paint
 as  permant  pens sometimes rub off, and you want your group logo to be easily
 read  from  the  beach.  {fOnce you've done this and the paint has dried you can
 start the fun.....

{a By  now  all  the  {eholiday makers {ashould start gathering on the beaches so you
 just  {fthrow {a your  {eripsaw  blades{a at them like a {mfrisby{a, aiming at{f clusters{a of
 people. When  the  {epolice {a then give details of the weapons they will say your
 group  name  was  written  on  the  blade  and hey presto you've just got your
 group's  name  in  the press. {c Now you've done this continue with my follow up
 tactics.{a  (you can use this method in busy town centres too.)

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{a Now  with  this  first you need a very sharp knife ({eif you haven't got a sharp
 knife then I suggest those self sharping ones {a({mbloody sharp they are{a)).

{f This  is  a  very  good way of getting revenge on somebody as well as a way to
 publicise your {cgroup name{f.

{a First  send  some  {eletters{a  to  the  {epolice {a and tell them you are to commit a
{m murder{a.

{a Then  once  you  have done, this find an old {cenemy {aor just someone who {edoesn't
 like you{a.

{a When  you  have  done  this wait until your victim is on his own then kill him
 with  the knife.  ({fstabbing through the lungs is best as they sometimes cannot
 scream because of the air{a).

{a Once  you've  then done this, cut {eall the meat{a from the {fskeleton {abut leave the
 face on because this gives a good effect.

 Now  you  should  hammer  a  nail  through  the  victim's head to pin him to a
 telegraph  pole then gather all the flesh and internal organs and arrange them
 into  a  nice looking {elogo{a.  With luck it might get {fphotographed {aand get shown
 in  the  world  press  ({eyou will have to kill quite a lot of enemys to do this
 though{a).

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{f Now  for  this  you  may  end  up looking like a complete prick but never mind
 because it's all for your group.

{a Firstly  you have to get yourself a press card.  If you can't get one you will
 just  have  to  make  one  yourself,  use a {mcereal packet{a and some {msticky-back
 plastic{a, along with a {mpassport photo{a of yourself.{f  Worked for me...

{a Once  you  have  a  press  card  you  should  get  a friend to pretend to be a
 photographer.   This  is  so that you can get into those summit talks and that
 sort  of  meeting.   Next  thing  you should do is make yourself a banner ({euse
 canvas  for  this as it holds up slightly{a) and be sure that you write the name
 of  your  group  in  {ebig {fbold {cletters{a so that they will show up on the cameras
 well.  Once you've done this it's to a goverment meeting so tie your banner to
 a machete get your freind and off you go...

{c When you get there get a seat as near to the front as you can.

{a When  you've  got  your  seat wait until the prime minister walks to the stand
 then  run onto the {cplatform {awaveing the machete with the {mbanner{a tied to it and
 shout,  do  this  whilst  shouting  your  political  opinions  and this should
 definately  end  up  on  the  news.  With {ffilm footage{a as well with the banner
 waveing as you get carried away by police.  {mAnd just think{a:  this will be seen
 by millions of pepole all over the {eWorld{a.

{a If  none  of  these methods work then your group is probably shit in the first
 place.