-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- PD Houses wishing to stock and distribute "BoDYSHoP 8" should read the section below titled "PD HOUSES NOTE". -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- __ __ _ \\\\\ |__) _ _| (_ |_ _ _ (_) ///// ///// |__)(_)(_|\_/ __)| |(_)|_) (_) \\\\\ / | -Return of the Overbabe- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- (Note: This slideshow is designed to work on Kickstart 2.0+/ECS machines as well as the A1200. While I have not been able to test it myself I am assured that the pictures are displayed in 16 greyscales on a machine with sufficient RAM - Freak/NFA) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- This slideshow was written by R. Monks and should have been released - barring technical difficulties (none, it's not very technical!), alien abduction, war and/or acts of "God", on the 27th September 1994 (Freak's Birthday and Deck the Ripper & Elvira's Wedding Anniversary), it is the result of a fair amount of work on the part of NFA as follows: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Design, Programming and Gfx - Freak Main Tune - Elf Pic Supply - Deck Hidden Part: Programming - Freak Music - Elf -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- If you bought this 3-disk release from a PD library then please note that you should NOT have been charged more than £4.50 for it. If you were then you have been overcharged and should write to either the PD house concerned or to us, the addressed to contact NFA will be given at the end of this document. This product is only £2.80 from NFA-PD Gy. If you didn't buy BoDYSHoP 8 from a PD library, if you got it from a friend or contact for example, then please consider sending a donation of £1.50 to the programmer who will distribute it to each of the persons named above, that's 50p each from everyone who does, so you can't argue that we're greedy can you? Please make any cheques you send payable to "R. Monks." -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- P D H O U S E S N O T E ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This production may not be sold by any PD Distributors without a written agreement from NFA and NFA-PD Grimsby. Those PD Houses who have been in contact with NFA-PD to register as distributors of the "Claudia Schiffer 94" AGA Slideshow should already have their written agreement and so may proceed to distribute this release as they wish providing no more than £4.50 is charged for it, to include Disks, p&p and all overhead costs. NFA is one of those rare groups that actually DOES get in touch with you when you write to them, as those PD Houses good enough to register their copies of "Claudia Schiffer 94" will have discovered (they will be among the very first to receive this product). Just because a title is PD or Shareware it doesn't exclude the PD Houses from registering it! The only way to get a written agreement to distribute this release is to donate £10 to NFA-PD Grimsby for the Claudia Schiffer 94 AGA Slideshow, BoDYSHoP 8 is sent free upon receipt of your cheque. If you do not have Claudia 94 already then please say so in your cover letter and we will send a copy with your agreement. Basically if you register one, you get the other free, what could be fairer? We at NFA-PD are confident that this release will generate enough custom for you to make your money back, PD scene people have been harrassing Freak of NFA to get it done and - finally - here it is. £10 is not much to pay for a title that will sell like hot cakes... Please make any cheques you send payable to "R. Monks." -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- A T T E N T I O N A L L S L I D E S H O W P R O D U C E R S ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BoDYSHoP 8 AGA is another release under the "Anne Airhead" Label, a nice cover-all for the babe-filled slideshows that appear from time to time. If you would like your "bimbette" production to appear under the label then write to Freak of NFA at NFA-PD Grimsby and we will send you the "Anne" bitmaps (Lipstick and Name logos). Send us a pre-production copy of your slideshow (it doesn't have to be AGA) and we will help you with style and content etc. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- N F A R E C R U I T I N G M E M B E R S ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We are looking for members all over the country, either those of you out on your own struggling for recognition or those in other groups who are a little unhappy with things. We are not particularly bothered wether you are elite or not, all that really matters is wether you can produce quality work and can interact with the rest of the group. Mail Traders Somebody with 30+ active contacts who can spread ~~~~~~~~~~~~ any NFA productions like they`re going out of style. you'll naturally be first to receive NFA prods through the post from the rest of the posse. BBS Site A Distribution site for NFA productions would do ~~~~~~~~ but we're also looking to secure another BBS to fly under the NFA flag. Your board will get all the NFA (and now Anne Airhead) prods as quickly as possible, and we'd like somebody prepared to offer subscription options for poor uploaders (like ME!). Modem Traders To support this and other BBSs, you'll have to ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ talk to our producers and spread their wares for them if they're unable to get on a board themselves. Also you'll be asked to keep your eyes peeled for utils, demos and games that can go into packs of all shapes and sizes. Artists We want some more graphics dudes capable of high ~~~~~~~ quality art ranging from Logos to portraits etc etc. A distinctive style would help too! You don't need to use AGA modes either! Musicians Mods are always needed for various productions ~~~~~~~~~ from AGA slideshows to The Word music. You will need to be able to produce all sorts of stuff from ballads to rock-tracks, chip tunes to 300k+ monsters! Programmers Did you know that The Word #3 was written using ~~~~~~~~~~~ AMOS?? If you can program in AMOS, Blitz, C or Assembler then write to us, you don't need to be a technical wizard, just competent! It would help if you lived near to an NFA member already but this isn't really necessary, just an advantage! We are also willing to consider absorbing several members from groups that have gone down the pan, if your group has died then why not get in touch? People writing to Freak (i.e the "Producers" as opposed to the "Support Members") should enclose examples of their work and send a "CV" giving info on their scene history and why they'd like to join, all the usual blah blah bumph that you'd need for a job! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- *Greets to our latest member* ----------- Budda of NFA has joined fresh from the PD scene, he is best known for his skillo platform game "Phuk the World". -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- T H E A D D R E S S E S ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To get in touch with NFA you should write to one of the following post box addresses stating which member you want to contact and what for, any money or disks you send will be passed on complete - NFA are also an internally honest group! NFA-PD. Artists Joining P.O.Box 42, for Coders Joining Grimsby, Musicians Joining South Humberside. Word Articles DN33 1RY BoDYSHoP 8 & Claudia Registering NFA-PD. Modem Traders Joining P.O.Box 323, for BBS Owners Joining Campbell Street, Mail traders Joining Leicester. Contacting ANY Member LE1 5XP Hardware Sales -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- C O M I N G S O O N F R O M N F A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The following are titles that are either in production or being planned at the time of typing. Note that they may not necessarily appear if the producer changes his/her mind, or if circumstances suddenly change: Title by Description ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Elf Tools #16 Elf Collection of Legal Tools HD Utilities Deck the Ripper Not yet named Julian Cope Song Elf Module from the "Jahovakill" LP Noise Pollution #1 Df0: & Elf Module Collection (ex-3M) PD-Pak #4 Freak Utils/Games/Demos Pack The Big Hard One Deck the Ripper NFA-WHQ Legal BBS The Word #3 Freak Disk-magazine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ _ (X\ ? ? /\X\ ? ? ? ? / \X\ ? / ^_^X\_. ? ? ? ? / (· ·) | ? _ _ ____ __ / /(_)\ _| | \| || __//__X ( o ) \ ? | \ || _// __ \ \___//___)__ |_\__||_| \_/\_/ (((_(((oooooo) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- As with all the best productions, this one was released late... :) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- and finally... A Physicist, a Chemist, and a Computer Programmer are travelling through the desert in a jeep when suddenly it spits out a rather alarming series of loud mechanical-type noises and stops. "I think the engine's shot" said the Physicist, "Naah, out of petrol more like" said the Chemist, "Well look", said the Computer Programmer, "Let's all get out and get back in again, and then maybe it'll work." (Well I thought it was funny...)