WISE WORDS

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Welcome  thy neighbor into thy fallout
shelter.   He'll  come in handy if you
run out of food.
                   -- Dean McLaughlin.

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If  you  think  the  United States has
stood  still,  who  built  the largest
shopping center in the world?
                      -- Richard Nixon

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Clothes  make  the  man.  Naked people
have little or no influence on society
                         -- Mark Twain

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Frisbeetarianism, n.:
The  belief  that  when  you die, your
soul  goes  up  the  on  roof and gets
stuck.

         «Brush/SputnikMidway1»










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I  think that all good, right thinking
people  in  this  country are sick and
tired  of  being  told  that all good,
right  thinking people in this country
are  fed  up  with being told that all
good,  right  thinking  people in this
country are fed up with being sick and
tired.   I'm  certainly  not,  and I'm
sick and tired of being told that I am
                       -- Monty Python

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Next  Friday  will  not  be your lucky
day.   As  a matter of fact, you don't
have a lucky day this year.

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Government  lies,  and newspapers lie,
but  in a democracy they are different
lies.


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What  use  is magic if it can't save a
unicorn?
-- Peter S. Beagle, "The Last Unicorn"

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Everyone  is a genius.  It's just that
some  people are too stupid to realize
it.

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"I  am  returning  this otherwise good
typing  paper  to  you because someone
has  printed gibberish all over it and
put your name at the top."
  --English Professor, Ohio University



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In  any formula, constants (especially
those  obtained from handbooks) are to
be treated as variables.

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Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning:
       It's on the other side.

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Those  who  make  peaceful  revolution
impossible     will    make    violent
revolution inevitable.
                    -- John F. Kennedy

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"Contrariwise,"  continued Tweedledee,
"if  it was so, it might be, and if it
were so, it would be; but as it isn't,
it ain't.  That's logic!"

-- Lewis Carroll,
"Through the Looking Glass"

         «Brush/SputnikMidway3»










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"Given      the     choice     between
accomplishing something and just lying
around,  I'd  rather  lie  around.  No
contest."
                       -- Eric Clapton

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Jacquin's   Postulate   on  Democratic
Government:

No  man's  life,  liberty, or property
are  safe  while the legislature is in
session.

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Self Test for Paranoia:

You  know  you  have it when you can't
think  of  anything  that's  your  own
fault.



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Rudin's Law:
If  there  is  a wrong way to do some-
thing,  most  people  will do it every
time.

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Warning:   Listening  to WXRT on April
Fools'  Day  is  not  recommended  for
those who are slightly disoriented the
first few hours after waking up.
             -- Chicago Reader 4/22/83

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