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@BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ    __   ___  ___  _______________  __
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.---the judge of the fucking LAME scene!---.
| Author: The Judge of the lame scene!     |
| Desc: A introduction to all LameHead     |
|       files and their purpose.           |
`-------------=[LameHead Inc.]=------------'
@END_FILE_ID.DIZ

Introduction of the destination / intention of LameHead Inc. files

Q: What the hell is LameHead and what does it stands for ?

A: It is just a short-cut for Lame Header and stands as
   opponent-example for all the Aminet files some VERY stupid
   lamers are sending around.

Q: Hey, why do you do this? What's the reason ?

A: Well, I cam to the conclusion to do something different while
   I was checking up the bbs upload lists around for some files
   in order to nuke them. I 've noticed too many files which
   are sent in as those people got 'em off the Net with a typical
   PC based name-cutting. You know, there exist files on the Net
   larger than 12 signs incl. extension and those are cutted
   automatically to 8 signs-POINT-3 signs-extension. Seems they
   aren't changed afterwards by some intelligent people to reflect
   a more or less smart file-name incl. the version number.
   But that was not the main reason ! The main reason was that I
   was so upset about all those dumb-asses crawling around which
   find it cool enough to stick their bloody bbs-names, lame handles
   or stupid crew-logos ONTO NOT-OWN-MADE-PRODUCTIONS they've got
   strictly from the net or on some public available support server!

Q: [Interrupting] Ahh, so you maybe mean all those registered and cracked
   files , aren't you ?

A: Nah, I can easily distinguish between those cracked files and the
   non-registered, but let me continue, please!
   Ok, I said those peeps put their own name (Whizzy, Cool, etc.) or
   even worser their crew-logo (Tex, RKM, AMB, TEK, EDGE, DIGITAL, etc.)
   above such productions they have not coded one single bit from!
   So I created the first headers in order to punish that lamers and
   prevent them from doing such lame things. Meanwhile I can be proud
   that atleast Cool, AMB, Digital have stopped that roughless actions
   and RKM luckily died because of that. TEK atleast lost their WHQ
   due to that (yeah, nice step from the sysop)!
   In some stupid cases a single dumb-head of the crew Lightforce
   showed the same behaviour with free available files which he got
   a.e. from the ITH ISDN-MASTER support site (Hi Al Bundy!) or
   releasing Term 4.7b.
   At the beginning I was calling the problem by the name and 've
   written the name of the bloody lamers in these headers. Later on
   I changed that re-action and put instead a single logo ontop which
   should fight that lameness. Even though Mac of Tek and some others
   still continue with that ugly shit. Maybe they will never learn....

Q: Yes, that explains those Aminet releases, but I've seen some cracked
   stuff, too. What's about that ? I mean those files signed with
   Lame Head Inc. and beginning with 'LH-' in their names.

A: Right!!! You've got the point. After some time I recognized plenty
   of lame and useless releases of some crews or single guys which are
   allways cracking the same odd files! Offcause those files are updates,
   but do we need just another crack or keyfile for some tools for whom
   we ALLREADY HAVE WORKING KEY-MAKERS SINCE AGES !?!? I think not!!!!

Q: Hmm, which productions and crews do you mean by all that accusations ?

A: Ahh, you wanna get names. Jesus, here we go. The productions were
   Golded (each version since now) where the Decision keymaker is still
   working fine !!! The crews who did that have been HF in early days,
   DAT (still), LSD, DC and Crux (now called CBK) and some sort of
   single dudes I can't remember now. Luckily the most of these crews
   stopped that needless releases where just a cracked mainfile or
   a patch like LSD did atleast for the last 2 versions would reach
   the same effect instead of re-releasing the whole packet with 1 MB.
   Until Miami reached the 2.1 the DC keys and DAT keymaker worked
   perfect, but both crews sent out the whole packets again instead
   of a SINGLE MAINFILE INCLUDING THE KEYMAKER!!! That produced needless
   traffic and takes too much time and for the most guys also money to
   download those large packets after they've got the install-package
   from Aminet before. LSD did a fine job at the 2.1 version even though
   a small archive of 4 kb wich only includes the keys would have been
   enough here! So I have to blame a friend of mine this way, too!
   With the 2.1a release it was nearly the same crap - DC and DAT did
   it again in the same old way releasing the complete stuff again.

   Well, these examples were the most horrifying ones I can remember
   and there are many more. Just go and check out yourself.

   So I released in case of Golded one complete pack including two old
   and working keyfile versions and in case of Miami 2.1 just the
   keys themselves (type 1).

Q: Ok, is there a last hint or some sort of solution for that situation ?

A: Simply yes, indeed! I wanna encourage those crews and single dudes

   a) if the production is not OWN made - don't sign it as it were yours!
      (Cracked ones are changed and are an exception from that - see below)
   b) You won't get fame nor more callers by sticking a logo of your
      own or your fucking bbs as FILE_ID.DIZ onto the archives.
      (No, I don't mean those ID-Addies ! They are lame, too)
   c) if the archive is available at the net - a small crack patch
      (like those the Crack-Patcher by Preacher/CBK produces) or the
      changed mainfile with keys IS DEFINATELY ENOUGH!!!
   d) Why releasing stuff for which working keymakers are out since
      ages ? Just to gain more creditz ?! Baaah!

  And a last promise - until the last dude has noticed that - I 'll
  continue with releasing fine and useful Aminet tools with that
  headers and signing useless pseudo-registered archives with 'LH-'!
  Fight that crap! The Amiga scene is nearly dead so ONLY YOU CAN
  change that in a positive direction.

LameHead Inc.


                         tHE bESt rEQUESt bbS !

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