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Lisa kolektiv, WHO are they?
txt file tikkelt by Minor Threat
Tips and trics on how to be safe
AND special message to Radavi
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Minor Threat speaking here....
original txt in capitals.. mine are just little ones.. hmm, I don't need
to gain extra power by using capital characters..


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            «÷»  L A M E R S · I N · S E R I O U S · A G O N Y  «÷»
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WELCOME TO A NEW KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT. TODAY WE BRING YOU THE STORY OF
HARDSEQUENCER AND HOW HE BECAME A LAMER IN SERIOUS AGONY TODAY! THIS IS A
STORY ON HOW ONE OF US (THE LISA KOLEKTIV) SUCCESSFULLY FORMATTED THIS
TOTALLY LAME BOARD CALLED 'HIGH ENERGY' FOR THE GENERAL PUBLICS PLEASURE.

AS WE ALL KNOW HARDSEQUENCER WAS ONE OF THE TOP-LAMERS IN THE DUTCH SCENE
WELLKNOWN FOR HIS DUMB RELEASES LOOKING LIKE THIS:
   _____             ______
  (     |___ _______/      \
   \    |   )       )       |
   _)   |  /_   /  /   X!   |
  (_       __) (__/_   d!   |
    )   | (_____    )  Z!   |__
   /    |  \       /           )
  (_____|___)_____/\_____/\___/
  -> !CaLL HiGH eNERGY NoW! <-
  A FUCKING LAMER PUT A HAPPY
  NEW YEAR VIRUS IN MY HOLD!!!
    READ THIZ OR DIE......


well, i have seen bigger lamers... like the ones which boards don't run for
one second.. mainly because the sysop's don't care for other boards.
And NO I don't mean Prof B-Rom!..

WE IN THE LISA KOLEKTIV WERE FINALLY FED UP, AND DECIDED TO FUCK UP HIS
BOARD FORMERLY KNOWN AS 'HIGH ENERGY', WHICH, AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE
SUPPLIED CAPTURE, WAS THE ULTIMATE IN LAME BOARDS.

well, what brave guys you are.. or are you just one? well, when you wanna play
fair, then warn the sysop a few dayz before you hit them. So they can decide
for themselfs if they wanna go offline..
Further on, I wanna make clear that everyone has the right to setup a bbs..
Most of them die after couple of months/yrs..

HERE GOES THE STORY OF OUR PRODIGY HACKER AND HIS CAPTURE....
NOTE: ALL REMARKS BEGINNING WITH '***' ARE REMARKS BY US!

THIS WAS THE FIRST IN A SERIES OF FILES CONTAINING STATEMENTS ABOUT LAMERS
IN THE SCENE. WE WILL CONTINUE DOING THESE THINGS UNTIL THE SCENE HAS BEEN
CLEARED OF SUCH FOOLS. WE HAVE A HITLIST MADE FOR COMING ACTIONS, SO PREY
TO YOUR GOD THAT YOU ARE NOT ON IT. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HITTED YOU.
THIS HITLIST INCLUDES NOT ONLY SYSOPS HOWEVER, EVEN DUMB USERS ARE A TARGET
FOR US! SO BE ALERT, VERY ALERT!

well, trie to hack my bbs... I am sure you can't do.. eheheh, it is as closed
as a fortress.. But then, _you_ can only hack daydream..
for all sysops:
don't give anyone acces to account editing (not even yourself)
don't give anyone acces to attach files onto messages
don't give anyone acces to you shell (not even yourself), this one is
important.
well.. follow these simple rules, and you will be quite safe...

hmm, further on you mentioned Radavi and me (Minor Threat) in your .txt file.
And called us lamers. well, do you realy think I care? I did not sleep one
minute less, and I am sure Radavi didn't either..
Unless you call us your names, nothing and no-one will respect your pitifull
cries....
Anyone interested in some clues on who these people are??
and then I mean Smooth Criminal and these lisa kolektiv..

- Having a bbs is quite an easy way to gain passwords of users..
- Having a bbs which is NOT running very good, often makes the sysops
  realy depressing... and jealous on others..!! think, you lazy sysops!

Some tips, for all dutch sceners!
- Change your password very often, neva use it twice.. simple rule!!
- Stop calling boards which are not listed in the new DTL(ex-dmc. ex-DTL)..
- Stop calling boards which are not running good...
- Stop calling one-node boards, except those realy cool ones!
- Wait a few months before calling NEW boards.. Neva trust them!!
  Busts are just a phonecall away, so watch it!

Before all the sysops of one node boards are gonna kill me (hehehe), you must
know what I mean. ALL beginning boards must have a chance. BUT, let them be
the ones taking the first steps.. Like supporting YOU like crazy..
And then after a while you start calling them. They have to deserve your name
on their boards!!
Wait 'till they gain respectable places in the DTL.. And then a couple of
times in a row... Like above 100Mb a month.. (quite low, but high enough for
beginning boards...)

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SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIA

Special Radavi message.. Hope you read it!! ;)
Maybe here is a chance for me to become a Stoer&Nutteloos reporter??
Hee Radavi, I would like to sign up as a
'Newboard-caller-and-write-a-report-on-it' reporter
Sounds Nice?? Well, call me, and let me know... We will discuss the details
later..;)

SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIA
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|    BOARD HACK BY: NONAME         |
|  CAPTURE EDIT BY: BOMBJACK       |
|  OVERALL ADVISOR: INCOGNITO      |
|OFFICIAL SPREADER: GARY&WYATT     |
------------------ Do not nuke them! I wanna read their reply!
Having made this story, I wanna have replies!!
And I don't mean WAR replies, but just plain discussions! Anyone outthere who
can handle that?? If so, you know what my board numba's are...
No fuck here, 'coz I do not FUCK anyone in the scene, but girls ;))
Greets to all..
Minor Threat..
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