Short: Generates random Conspiracy theories Author: scott@crewerw.demon.co.uk (Scott Allan) Uploader: scott@crewerw.demon.co.uk (Scott Allan) Type: text/misc CONSPIRACY v1.0 February 1997 ============================= (c) S.Allan 2/98 =============== So. What is it? It's a small program that produces random gibberish... erm, conspiracies. That's it. Honest. There is no hidden agenda. The truth ain't in here. Really. So. How does it work? Simple. enter the command: ASSIGN CONSPIRACY: : e.g if the volume (disk) is called foo and the text files are in the directory, text, in the top level of the foo disk then the command is: ASSIGN CONSPIRACY: foo:text Type CONSPIRACY on the CLI or double click the CONSPIRACY icon. So. Why is it? 'Cos it seemed like a good idea at the time. So. How much is the full version? What?? You really want more of this crap? O.K. ######################################### ### This product is grassy-knoll-ware ### ######################################### This means that if you want the latest text files and updates to the program then send me as many entries for each text file on disk as you can be bothered to think up.. The idea is to create the biggest, most unmanageable files possible. If you have any ideas for new additions to the program then let me know. If you find any bugs then *please* let me know. So. Who are you? ###################################################################### ############## Scott D. Allan ############## ############## 159 Crewe Road West ############## ############## Edinburgh ############## ############## EH5 2FP ############## ############## SCOTLAND ############## ############## email : scott@crewerw.demon.co.uk ############## ###################################################################### So. Who did you rip most of the code from then? The original idea for this came from a fortune program written by S.Hawtin on the NORTHC examples disk and the conspiracy theory generator in the summer 1996 edition of Alien Encounters(tm) magazine. It's compiled using NORTHC. Suggestion : Try sticking the output through jive or valspeak, it makes the output almost worth reading... You can get both these progs. (by Adams Douglas) from aminet (text/misc). P.S. This program may be freely distributed as long as all the text files are included. P.P.S. Thanks to J. Lighterness for the loan of his "factoid book", The Big Book Of Conspiracies. ("Everything you know is wrong") (c) PARADOX PRESS, N.Y. P.P.P.S. If you've read this far -- then you've spent more time on it than I have. SDA 7/2/98, 14:30 in the P of M. ============================= Archive contents ============================= Original Packed Ratio Date Time Name -------- ------- ----- --------- -------- ------------- 1586 862 45.6% 07-Feb-98 14:13:46 +0.txt 353 257 27.1% 07-Feb-98 14:15:48 +0.txt.info 2095 945 54.8% 07-Feb-98 14:13:46 +1.txt 353 262 25.7% 07-Feb-98 14:15:48 +1.txt.info 2843 1312 53.8% 07-Feb-98 14:13:46 +10.txt 353 263 25.4% 07-Feb-98 14:15:48 +10.txt.info 1612 870 46.0% 07-Feb-98 14:13:46 +2.txt 353 263 25.4% 07-Feb-98 14:15:48 +2.txt.info 992 539 45.6% 07-Feb-98 14:13:46 +3.txt 353 261 26.0% 07-Feb-98 14:15:50 +3.txt.info 1743 809 53.5% 07-Feb-98 14:13:46 +4.txt 353 265 24.9% 07-Feb-98 14:15:50 +4.txt.info 1755 778 55.6% 07-Feb-98 14:13:46 +5.txt 353 265 24.9% 07-Feb-98 14:15:50 +5.txt.info 3434 1523 55.6% 07-Feb-98 14:13:46 +6.txt 353 267 24.3% 07-Feb-98 14:15:50 +6.txt.info 8284 3870 53.2% 07-Feb-98 14:13:46 +7.txt 353 264 25.2% 07-Feb-98 14:15:50 +7.txt.info 1454 721 50.4% 07-Feb-98 14:13:46 +8.txt 353 264 25.2% 07-Feb-98 14:15:50 +8.txt.info 1513 687 54.5% 07-Feb-98 14:13:46 +9.txt 353 261 26.0% 07-Feb-98 14:15:50 +9.txt.info 13204 6603 49.9% 07-Feb-98 14:13:34 +conspiracy 931 381 59.0% 07-Feb-98 14:15:50 +conspiracy.info 2720 1216 55.2% 07-Feb-98 14:13:58 +readme 353 261 26.0% 07-Feb-98 14:15:50 +readme.info -------- ------- ----- --------- -------- 48402 24269 49.8% 07-Feb-98 21:45:42 26 files