Interview with DJ-Head / Vogue                                           JR:Tell me your Pseudo,Function, Group   and givenname.                     DJ:Yo,boy..lets do it !!! I am DJ HEAD   of  VOGUE, legal  swapper  and  GFX   Artist and I will try 2 answer  the   following shit.....                JR:Which Hardware do you have ?       DJ:Grmpf..always the same questions...   I own  an  AMIGA500, 1  Megabyte, 2   Drives, a 1084S  Monitor,an  Action   Replay,a coder  module (for sale),a   mouse,a Panasonic KX-P1123  Printer   (since yesterday).......           JR:How old are you and how old do  you   wants to get ?                     DJ:At the moment I am (28:2)*8-97= 15!   Yeeaahh I want 2 get 18 !!!        JR:Thats not much, I think you get 18!JR:Tell us your haircolor, high,weight   and shoesize.                      DJ:My haircolor is green, I  am  1.65m   high, my   weight  is  48k  and  my   shoesize is 7 !!!                  JR:Do you think you are Vanilla Ice ? DJ:Vanilla Ice??? Of course I like his   music, but I think he is only a bad   copy of me  !!!!                   JR:How many boards Vogue have and what   are their numbers ?                DJ:Hmmm..I hav e 2  Skateboards,but  I   dont know how many the others have!   Ahhh...I  think u  mean  the  other   boards..O.K...At the moment we have   3 boards in the USA,2 in the  Swiss   and 4 in Germany!!!The numbers are:    Middle Earth    ++1-801-882-4215      Amiga Beach     ++1-407-833-8692      Pipers Pit      ++1-203-229-3251      Underground     ++41-31510168         Empire          ++41-17848004         Sado City       ++49-(0)711567110     Magical Zone    ++49-(0)712114886     Castle of Glory - top secret -        Silent Circle   ++49-(0)7112622382    Note to all: Modem trading is good    to get some fast releases but pure    Modem trading is shit !!!!!!      JR:What are your favorite drink,snack,   shoe and girls ?                   DJ:Drinks: PARKBRAEU ( a  german  beer           label),PEPSI,JIM BEAM -COKE           Mix....                       Snacks: Pizzas from the >Ristorante           Rivera> and Chips             Shoes : L.A. GEAR,Reebok,NIKE....     Girls : I like  Asian  and  african           girls !!!!                 JR:Do you love Madonna or why is  your   Group named Vogue (dancefloor?) ?  DJ:UUAAHH Madonna ??? I hate Madonna..   I  think  it  was  the fault  of  a   Madonna Freak(a mad jerk) !!! Vogue   is a fucking bad name !!!!         JR:Do you talk with walls or flowers ?DJ:Arschloch (german word for C.Dawn) JR:You see, I>vent zensured it Wixer! JR:Whats  your  favorite  Groups  (not   Vogue),Coder,Musician and GraphicanDJ:Groups:Scoopex , Razor1080 , RSI  &          Tristar                        Coder : Photon,Slayer               Musician: 4-Mat                       Graphican: Reward                    JR:Veni vedi vici ?                   DJ:Are u CAESAR ????? He came, he saw,   he won ??? Fuck..Fuck...           JR:Tell us a Manta Joke.              DJ:O.k. I tell u one.......Warum haben   alle Manta-Fahrer eine  Glasscheibe   auf der Unterseite ihrer Karre ????   Iss doch logisch,man...wenn sie mal   wieder ne alte Großmutter ueber den   Haufen   karren , koennen  sie  ihr   gleich den Fuckfinger zeigen !!!      Hoe,Hoe,Hoe(sorry Manta  jokes  are   only for Germans !!!!!)            JR:Why do you are a betrayer ?        DJ:Why do u are a  Betrayer ???  Thats   totally wrong!! It should be so:Why   are u a Betrayer !!! Are u a TURK ?   Betrayer ???? Why  should  I  be  a   Betrayer ????                      JR:What do you think about Sex-pervertDJ:I love it....                      JR:prust,groell, mit 15 ? ha,ha,ha    JR:Are you able to think ?            DJ:Hmmmm let me think... I must  think   when I answer this silly question !   And when I think  about  diz I  can   think !! Thats it why I can think !   Can u think ??? Think about  it !!!   After that think  attak  I  have  2   sleep some days......              JR:Which is the most stupid Group ?   DJ:The most stupid group ??? I think(u   see I think) TLW(the  last wolf) is   the most stupid  group all over the   world !!!!! Read my article in  diz   mag  called :  L.A.W. ( Lamers  are   writing) then u will understand why   I vote 4 TLW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JR:Which was the best Party  you  have   ever visited ?                     DJ:My grandmas birthday party !! Yeah,   Yeah...it was so fucking cool eyh !   All these cool talks,cakes  and the   fucking cool songs !!!!            JR:Do you think you are normal ?      DJ:I am 90%  normal !!!! Eyh  C.Dawn u   are only 0,00000001% normal !! Dont   worry about it !!!!!!!! I think the   interview is boring !!! Gimme  some   better questions !!!!              JR:Why do you are a  so  stupid  >Free   Editor of Jolly Roger> ?           DJ:Hmprf...again a silly  question !!!   Get funny... !! OK I will answer it   again !!! FREE Editor ??? I  am  an   Editor  SLAVE !!!  To be  a  >Free>   Editor ya have 2 write a  min. of 1   article via month !!!! But  all  in   all I think it is very cool to be a   Editor of  that  cool  mag !!! Eyh,   reader....what about  being a FEoJR   too ??? Only with YOUR help JR will   become more good !!!! JOLLY ROGER..   out of competition!!!!!            JR:Do you have a knife ?              DJ:BOAH a  knife ??? Why do  ya want a   knife ??? Of course I have a knife,   but if u dont stop asking   fucking   bad questions u  will have a  knife   too - in your face !!!!!!          JR:Are you Homo-, Hetero- or  besexual   and why ?                          DJ:Yeah,Yeah I am  hetero - sexual !!!   Destroy all fucking homos !! Yeah!!JR:You Hetero? That couldn>t be right!JR:Do you think you need a  new  nose,   ears or hairstyle ?                DJ:My hairstyle is cool (DJ HEAD???),I   got a new  nose 4 my  birthday  and   new ears for X-Mas !!!!!!!!        JR:What do you think if  a  lamer  say   >Fuck Off !> to you ?              DJ:Think ???? I  wouldnt  think  !!! I   would piss him in his lame face !! JR:Haha,you kid wants to make trouble?JR:Is your brain a little bit  damaged   now ?                              DJ:I dont know !!! I hadnt cut my head   off and looked after it yet !!     JR:What  do   you   think  about  this   Interview ?                        DJ:No comment                         JR:Do you wants to greet us  or  some-   body (something) else ?            DJ:Yeeaahh of coz I wanna   greet some   guys !! O.K. some greets  goes to :   grandpa Franz,grandma  Berta, uncle   Walter..... OOPPSS.... I am wrong !   Harvey/Magnetic Fields(I am waiting   4 your next Dedi letter...) ,         C.Dawn/ExCult(the guy who  asks  me   that shit) , to Mike/ Spreadpoint(I   am still waiting 4 your  call  from   Austria) and to the ParkbraeuereiAG   Pirmasens !!   Thats it......      JR:Walza (Walzer?!) Time ?            DJ:Quod erat demonstrandum !!  Yeah...   thats the  proof !!! Your brain  is   damaged !!!                        JR:Why are you so empty that you  were   catched three times by the Police ?DJ:Eyh only elite guys can be  catched   by the police !!!                  JR:NO!only Elite guys wouldn>t catched