     ABUSE! 1.1                                                REGISTER.DOC







				   A B U S E !
				  ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

			      Shareware Version 1.1
			     ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ


                R E G I S T R A T I O N    I N F O R M A T I O N
               ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

			  Copyright 1993 by Dan M. Shaw
			       All Rights Reserved

			     Last updated: May 1993


     This file contains important information regarding the registration
     of ABUSE!, Shareware Version 1.1.

     The author invites you to evaluate ABUSE! for a 30-day trial period.
     This shareware version of ABUSE! is not a crippled or demo version,
     but the complete working version of the program, plus a registration
     reminder screen.  If you wish to continue using ABUSE! after this
     30-day trial period, you MUST make a registration payment of $15 to
     Dan M. Shaw.

     As a registered user, you will receive:

       o  The most current version of the ABUSE! program.  We are
	  continually adding to the database and improving the program.
	  Registration ensures that users have the latest version.

       o  A printed manual.

       o  Free technical support.

       o  Good karma.

       o  Discounts on upgrades to ABUSE!

     In addition, the Industrial Strength ABUSE! version is available
     for $30.  This version contains all the words and phrases that were
     too offensive for the shareware version.

     Please feel free to contact us if you have any questions, comments or
     suggestions.  We'd also like you to contribute colorful words and
     phrases to the next version.



     Registration Information                                   Page 1 of 1
                              ABUSE! 1.1 ORDER FORM


     Remit to:  Dan M. Shaw                  Phone:       (808) 533-7559
		PO BOX 37418                 CompuServe:  [72407,1513]
		Honolulu, HI 96837-0418      Internet:
		U.S.A.                         72407.1513@compuserve.com


     YES!!  Send me some ABUSE!

     Registered ABUSE!                       Qty ____ @  $15     $_________

	Latest version, same vocabulary
	as shareware.  No reminder screens.
	Thanks for supporting the shareware
	concept!

     Industrial Strength ABUSE!              Qty ____ @  $30     $_________

	Latest version, vocabulary refers to
	ethnicity, religion, sexual practices,
	private parts and bodily functions.
	Some people will find these references
	EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE.  Please sign and
	date the following statement:

	"I hereby certify that I am an adult,
	18 years of age or older, and have a
	sense of humor."

	Signed: ____________________________

	Date:   ____________________________


	       Hawaii residents add applicable sales tax:        $_________

	       Shipping and handling, US/Canada:  $4 per copy
			    All other countries:  $8 per copy    $_________

							Total    $_________

     Payment by:  ( ) Check (U.S. funds only, drawn on a U.S. bank)


     Name:    ____________________________________  Title: ________________

     Company: _____________________________________________________________

     Address: _____________________________________________________________

	      _____________________________________________________________

     Day Phone: ________________________  Evening: ________________________


     Disk format:  ( ) 3.5"  ( ) 5.25"
     [Distr: CIS]



			   ABUSE! 1.1 Questionnaire



     Please help me improve ABUSE! by answering a few questions:


     Where did you get your shareware copy of ABUSE!? _____________________

     ______________________________________________________________________

     Do you have any comments or suggestions to improve ABUSE!? ___________

     ______________________________________________________________________

     Please insult the author with the most colorful and disgusting
     language you can think of:

     ______________________________________________________________________

     Aw, come on!  You sound like Mother Teresa!  If you can come up with
     something really DISGUSTING or HILARIOUS, I'll include it in the next
     release of ABUSE!

     ______________________________________________________________________

     ______________________________________________________________________

     ______________________________________________________________________

     [Distr: CIS]
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