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/*                      Tag Utility By Anders Venaas                          */
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address 'ncomm'

numwords = initwords()
wd	 = upper(value('w.'random(1,numwords)))

send wd"\n" "-AVTagV1.2" "\n"

call end





initwords: procedure expose w.

Words = '138'  /*   This is how many Tag's you have to chose from. */

w.1 =	"-A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring."
w.2 =	"-A clean, neat, and orderly work place is a sure sign of a sick mind."
w.3 =	"-A closed mouth gathers no foot."
w.4 =	"-A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?"
w.5 =	"-A generation which ignores history has no past -- and no future."
w.6 =	"-A gift of flowers will soon be made to you."
w.7 =	"-A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of)."
w.8 =	"-A lie in time saves nine."
w.9 =	"-A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never."
w.10 =	"-A man who turns green has eschewed protein."
w.11 =	"-A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle."
w.12 =	"-A motion to adjourn is always in order."
w.13 =	"-A penny saved is ridiculous."
w.14 =	"-A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs."
w.15 =	"-A present, over which you will shed tears of joy."
w.16 =	"-A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep."
w.17 =	"-A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago."
w.18 =	"-A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn."
w.19 =	"-A vivid and creative mind characterizes you."
w.20 =	"-Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats."
w.21 =	"-Accuracy: The vice of being right"
w.22 =	"-Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing."
w.23 =	"-Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
w.24 =	"-Adult: One old enough to know better."
w.25 =	"-All my friends and I are crazy.  That's the only thing that keeps us sane."
w.26 =	"-Always store beer in a dark place."
w.27 =	"-Always yield to temptation, for it may not pass your way again."
w.28 =	"-Among the lucky, you are the chosen one."
w.29 =	"-An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it."
w.30 =	"-Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree."
w.31 =	"-Antonym: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of."
w.32 =	"-Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum."
w.33 =	"-Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance."
w.34 =	"-Avoid September."
w.35 =	"-Bank error in your favor.  Collect $200."
w.36 =	"-Be self-reliant and your success is assured."
w.37 =	"-Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life."
w.38 =	"-Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another."
w.39 =	"-Behind every argument is someone's ignorance."
w.40 =	"-Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment."
w.41 =	"-Beware of friends who are false and deceitful."
w.42 =	"-Beware of low-flying butterflies."
w.43 =	"-Beware the granfalloon."
w.44 =	"-Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels."
w.45 =	"-Boy: A noise with dirt on it."
w.46 =	"-Brain:  The apparatus with which we think that we think."
w.47 =	"-Buy low, sell high."
w.48 =	"-By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail."
w.49 =	"-By following the good, you learn to be good."
w.50 =	"-Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health."
w.51 =	"-Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch."
w.52 =	"-Chicken Little was right."
w.53 =	"-Communists do it without class."
w.54 =	"-Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are."
w.55 =	"-Condense soup, not books!"
w.56 =	"-Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking."
w.57 =	"-Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius."
w.58 =	"-Courage is your greatest present need."
w.59 =	"-Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs."
w.60 =	"-Creditors have much better memories than debtors."
w.61 =	"-Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye."
w.62 =	"-Dawn:  The time when men of reason go to bed."
w.63 =	"-Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed."
w.64 =	"-Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face."
w.65 =	"-Did you know that clones never use mirrors?"
w.66 =	"-Did you know that no-one ever reads these things?"
w.67 =	"-Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock."
w.68 =	"-Do not clog intellect's sluices with knowledge of questionable uses."
w.69 =	"-Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon."
w.70 =	"-Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight."
w.71 =	"-Do you know where *your* towel is?"
w.72 =	"-Domestic happiness and faithful friends."
w.73 =	"-Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted."
w.74 =	"-Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say."
w.75 =	"-Don't feed the bats tonight."
w.76 =	"-Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while."
w.77 =	"-Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon."
w.78 =	"-Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today."
w.79 =	"-Don't knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam."
w.80 =	"-Don't panic."
w.81 =	"-Don't tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective."
w.82 =	"-Don't try to have the last word.  You might get it."
w.83 =	"-Down with categeorical imperatives!"
w.84 =	"-Draw your salary before spending it."
w.85 =	"-Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing."
w.86 =	"-Economy makes men independent."
w.87 =	"-Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May."
w.88 =	"-Even a hawk is an eagle among crows."
w.89 =	"-Even the boldest zebra fear the hungry lion."
w.90 =	"-Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark."
w.91 =	"-Every purchase has its price."
w.92 =	"-Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment."
w.93 =	"-Everyone should know where his towel is."
w.94 =	"-Everything bows to success, even grammar."
w.95 =	"-Excellent day to have a rotten day."
w.96 =	"-Excellent time to become a missing person."
w.97 =	"-Executive ability is prominent in your make-up."
w.98 =	"-Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you."
w.99 =	"-Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door."
w.100 =	"-Familiarity breeds attempt."
w.101 =	"-Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth."
w.102 =	"-Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can."
w.103 =	"-Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy."
w.104 =	"-From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance."
w.105 =	"-Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening."
w.106 =	"-Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals."
w.107 =	"-Give your child mental blocks for Christmas."
w.108 =	"-God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends."
w.109 =	"-Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall."
w.110 =	"-Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase."
w.111 =	"-Good day to let down old friends who need help."
w.112 =	"-Good health will be yours for a long time."
w.113 =	"-Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor."
w.114 =	"-Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day."
w.115 =	"-He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides."
w.116 =	"-He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap."
w.117 =	"-He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose."
w.118 =	"-He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals."
w.119 =	"-He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last."
w.120 =	"-He who has had, has been, but he who hasn't been, has been had."
w.121 =	"-He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet."
w.122 =	"-He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else."
w.123 =	"-Help a swallow land at Capistrano."
w.124 =	"-Here comes the orator, with his flood of words and his drop of reason."
w.125 =	"-Hindsight is an exact science."
w.126 =	"-His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler."
w.127 =	"-History books which contain no lies are extremely dull."
w.128 =	"-History doesn't repeat itself.  Historians merely repeat each other."
w.129 =	"-How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent."
w.130 =	"-How you look depends on where you go."
w.131 =	"-Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs."
w.132 =	"-I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise."
w.133 =	"-I fear explanations explanatory of things explained."
w.134 =	"-I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours."
w.135 =	"-I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts."
w.136 =	"-I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."
w.137 =	"-I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life."
w.138 =	"-I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself."

return Words

end: procedure
exit
end