MULDERISMS & SCULLY-ISMS (numbers in brackets mean lenght of samples - not included here, of course :) Please mail your comments, suggestions or requests to: danny@stack.nl E.B.E. Swampgas Scully: ...Those lights the driver saw may have been swamp gas. Mulder: Swamp Gas? Scully: It's a natural phenomenon in which phosphene and methane rising from decaying organic matter ignite, creating globes of blue flame. Mulder: Happens to me when I eat Dodger Dogs. Nothing (34 kb) D.T.: In our line, nothing is just what it seems. Spooky (36 kb) Mulder: Some of their ideas are down-right *spooky*. Barney? (61 kb) Byers: Vladimir Zjirinovski, the leader of the Russian Social Democrats, is being put into power by the most heinous and evil force of the twentieth century. Mulder: Barney? She *is* hot (188 kb) LGG #2: Is this your skeptical partner? LGG #3: She's hot. LGG #1: You don't believe that the CIA, threatened by a loss of power and funding, because of the collapse of the cold war, wouldn't dream of having the old enemy back? Scully: I think you give the government too much credit. I mean, the government can't control the deficit or manage crime, what makes you think they can plan and execute such an elaborate conspiracy? LGG #3: She *is* hot. Weirder (30 kb) Byers: That's why we like you Mulder, your ideas are weirder than ours. Scully hot (72 kb) Scully: Those are the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don't know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible. Mulder: I think its remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot. Truth (27 kb) Scully: Mulder, the truth is out there, but so are lies. D-Day (32 kb) Mulder: Imagine if Eisenhouwer told the rest of the allies that D-Day would take place in Belgium. Between (42 kb) D.T.: And a lie, Mr. Mulder, is most convincingly hidden between two truths. Sushi (62 kb) Mulder: I tied up an air phone for three hours. I don't speak Japanese, but I think some businessman told me to stick a piece of sushi where the sun don't shine. Which lie (22 kb) Mulder: I'm wondering which lie to believe. Miracle Man Miracles (33 kb) Mulder: The boy's been performing miracles every week for the past ten years--twice on Sunday. Woodstock (64 kb) Mulder: I think I saw some of these same people at Woodstock. Scully: Mulder, you weren't at Woodstock. Mulder: I saw the movie. Jewelry (34 kb) Samuel: God has given me a special gift. Scully: Did he buy you all that jewelry too? That Girl (34 kb) Mulder: That girl... Scully: Who? Jessica Hawn? Cheap (16 kb) Scully: Apparently miracles don't come cheap. Take a Look (20 kb) Scully: Mulder, take a look at this. Mulder: Do I have to? Plague (30 kb) Scully: A few dozen grasshoppers does not constitue a plague. That look (78 kb) Scully: You've got that look on your face, Mulder. Mulder: What look is that? Scully: The kind when you've forgotten your keys and you're trying to figure out how get back in the house. Comeback (47 kb) Mulder: Remember the boy did rise from the dead. That kind of thing happens only once or twice every 2000 years or so. Shapes Creeps (83 kb) Lyle: It gave me the creeps. Scully: The creeps? Lyle: Yeah, the creeps. Don't you ever get the creeps? Deodorant (54 kb) Ish: I could smell you a mile away. Mulder: They told me that even though my deodorant is made for woman it is strong enough for man. The first X-File (83 kb) Mulder: A true piece of history Scully. The very first X-File, initiated by J. Edgar Hoover himself, in 1946. Dismiss (19 kb) Mulder: How can you just dismiss the evidence? Fox (74 kb) Ish: You even have an Indian name, Fox. You should be Running Fox or Stinky Fox. Mulder: Just as long as it is not Spooky Fox. Darkness Falls Boyfriend (83 kb) Mulder: Rugged manly men in the full bloom of their manhood. Scully: Right, but what am I looking for? Mulder: Anything strange, unexplainable, unlikely...boyfriend? Bigfoot (52 kb) Scully: And you suspect what....Bigfoot? Mulder: Not likely. That's a lot of flannel to be choking down, even for Bigfoot. Come on (19 kb) Mulder: Come on, Scully, it will be a nice trip to the forest. Not Bigfoot (39 kb) Scully: You're right about one thing. Mulder: What's that? Scully: It definitely wasn't Bigfoot. Male (26 kb) Scully: It's a male. Mulder: Barely. Itsy Bitsy Spider (63 kb) Scully: What kind of an insect could have gotten a man all the way up into that tree? Mulder: Itsy Bitsy Spider. Lights on (48 kb) Scully: What do you think? Mulder: I think I'm gonna suggest we that sleep with the lights on. Tooms Conventional (48 kb) Scully: Conventional investigation of these cases may decrease the rate of success. Grey suit (27 kb) Mulder: Do you think they would have taken me more seriously if I had worn the grey suit? Squeeze in (90 kb) Host: I hope you'll be comfortable Eugene. The room in the back is small, but I'm sure you'll be able to squeeze in. Tooms: I'm sure. Heinrich (134 kb) Mulder: Excuse me, could you help me find my dog? He is a Norwegian Elkhound. His name is Heinrich. I use him to hunt moose. Cement (37 kb) Scully: Can you determine the cause of death? My instinct says that burial in cement is murder. Sandwich (24 kb) Mulder: You have that sandwich that I asked you to bring? Scully: It's liverwurst. Conversation In The Car (176 kb) Mulder: You'd be in trouble just sitting in this car. And I'd hate to see you carry an official reprimand in your career file because of me. Scully: Fox.... Mulder: And I-I even made my parents call me Mulder... Mulder. Scully: Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you. Mulder: If there's an iced tea in that bag... could be love. Scully: Must be fate Mulder... rootbear. Mulder: (Fakes a choked/wounded sound and throws his head back.) Scully: You're delirious... go home and get some sleep. Lying (56 kb) Skinner: Agent Scully, you wouldn't be lying to me would you? Scully: Sir, I would expect you to place the same trust in me as I do in you. Next mutant (11 kb) Mulder: You can get the next mutant. Born Again Autopsy (76 kb) Sharon: Excuse me, could I talk to you for a second? Scully: I just started the autopsy. Sharon: I-I don't think he is going anywhere. Believe (41 kb) Mulder: Why is it still so hard for you to believe, even when all the evidence suggests extraordinary phenomena? Roland Wedding (57 kb) Mulder: How was the wedding? Scully: You mean the part where the groom passed out or the dog bit the drummer? Mulder: Did you catch the bouquet? Scully: Maybe. Unexplainable (35 kb) Mulder: There is something unexplainable here, Scully, but it is certainly not unidentifiable. Beakman's World (22 kb) Mulder: I don't think they will be performing this experiment on Beakman's World. Egghead (14 kb) Mulder: Hmm, an egghead classic. Brother (208 kb) Mulder: You've got a brother, don't you, Scully? Scully: Yeah, I have got an older one and a younger one. Mulder: Have you ever thought about calling one of them all day long and then all of a sudden the phone rings and it's one of them calling you? Scully: Does this pitch somehow end with a way for me to lower my long distance charges? Mulder: I believe in psychic connections. And evidence suggest that it is stronger between family members, strongest of all between twin siblings that share the same womb. Scully: Ok, maybe, but in this case one sibling has closer ties to a frozen fudgesicle than he does to his own brother. Call (14 kb) Scully: Let's go. I have to call my brother. The Erlenmeyer Flask Moving violation (71 kb) Scully: Do we even know why the suspect was being chased? Mulder: As far as I can tell, he wouldn't pull over for a moving violation. Scully: Well, that ought to put him on the ten most wanted list. Get off (38 kb) Mulder: You think he does it because he gets off on it? Scully: No. I think he does it because you do. Monkey pee (50 kb) Scully: (holding up a Erlenmeyer flask full of odd-coloured liquid).O.K. Mulder, but I'm warning you: If this is monkey pee, you're on your own. Streetlights (51 kb) D.T.: Calling it a night Mr. Mulder? Mulder: My mother usually likes me home before the street lights come on. Instincts (37 kb) Scully: I should know by now to trust your instincts. Mulder: Why? Nobody else does. Off the hook (126 kb) MIB: Your cellular phone has been ringing off the hook. Mulder: I'm a popular guy. Why don't you answer it for me. MIB: Oh, I don't like talking on the phone. I have this thing about unsecured lines. ******** SEASON 2 ******** Little Green Men Are you OK (31 kb) Student: Are you OK Agent Scully? You kinda sounded a little 'spooky'. Parking (44 kb) Mulder: Four dollars for the first hour of parking is criminal. What you've got better be worth at least 45 minutes. Double Jeopardy (17 kb) Mulder: Good thing it wasn't a Double Jeopardy question. Bach (19 kb) Senator: Do you like Bach Mulder? Mulder: I live for Bach. Noho on the Roho (31 kb) Mulder: No! Jorge, don't touch the red button... noho on the roho. The Host Step (32 kb) Detective: Watch yourself. Mulder: Yeah. Wouldn't want to *step* in anything. Seat (75 kb) Scully: Is this seat taken? Mulder: No, but I should warn you: I'm experiencing violent impulses. Scully: Well, I'm armed, so I'll take my chances. Ankles (34 kb) Mulder: You know, sometimes it just gets hard to smile trough it when they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles. Sirloin (181 kb) Scully: It's called Turbellaria. Or it's commonly know as 'the fluke' or 'flatworm'. Mulder: This was living inside the body? Scully: Apparently, it had attached itself to the bile duct and was feeding off the liver. Mulder: Love-ly. Scully: Believe it or not, something like 40 million people are infected worldwide. Mulder: This isn't where you tell me some terrible story about sushi, is it? Scully: Maybe you'd rather hear what you can catch from a nice rare steak. Mulder: So....what? The murder weapon was a topped sirloin? How big? (40 kb) Mulder: How big can these things get? Scully: Mulder! I... I'm sorry, it felt like old times here for a second. Blood Abduction (79 kb) Mulder: There have been reported abductee paranoia in UFO mass abduction cases. Scully: I was wondering when you'd get to that. Mulder: I find no evidence of this to be the case. Rubber (9 kb) Mulder: Pardon my rubber. I'm late (57 kb) Mrs McRoberts: I'm late for work. Mulder: You can blame me. Mrs McRoberts: Is it ok if I have my breakfast? Mulder: It's the days most important meal. Fly (35 kb) Mulder: Imagine being one of those flies on the wall of the oval office. Frohike: Been there. Done that. August Edition (58 kb) Frohike: Obviously you haven't read the August edition of TLG? Mulder: Oh, I'm sorry boys... it arrived the same day as my subscription to Celebrity Skin. Perversion (72 kb) Frohike: So, Mulder, where's your little partner? Mulder: She wouldn't come. She's afraid of her love for you. Frohike: She's tasty. Mulder: You know Frohike, it's men like you that gives perversion a bad name. Scully's number (28 kb) Mulder: Hey Frohike. Can I borrow those? Frohike: If I can have Scully's phone number. Spooky (39 kb) County Supervisor: I've checked up on you. You have a penchant for "SPOOKY" evidence. Paranoia (60 kb) Mulder: He's probably one of those people that thinks Elvis is dead. Scully: Mulder, I was wrong. .....Exposure to the insecticide does induce paranoia. Fear (99 kb) Scully: Yes, but why Mulder, why would they intentionally create a populus that destroys itsself? Mulder: Fear. It's the oldest tool of power. If you're distracted by fear of those around you, it keeps you from seeing the actions of those above. Jehovah's witness (34 kb) Scully: This is odd. Mulder: Frustrated Jehovah's Witness? Sleepless Dangerous (39 kb) Mr X: The truth is still out there, but it's never been more dangerous. Appendix (17 kb) Mulder: Unless they got to his appendix trough his neck... Must be nice (81 kb) Scully: Must be nice not having someone questioning your every move, poking holes in all your theories. Mulder: Oh. Yeah....Yeah, it's great. I'm surprised I put up with you for so long. Popular (66 kb) Mulder: All right, what do you want to know? Krycek: Just the truth. You know there's things you're not telling me that I need to know. Mulder: It's just that my ideas usually aren't very popular. Duane Barry Calm down (54 kb) Krycek: Calm down, Scully. Scully: Don't tell me to calm down. I'm not going to calm down until I can talk to someone who will listen to what I'm saying. Ascension Statistics (97 kb) Krycek: The US Department of Transportation estimates that over 190,000 fatal car crashes every year are caused by sleepiness. Mulder: Did they estimate how many people are put to sleep listening to their statistics? Paranoid (36 kb) Man in Skinner's office: Why are you so paranoid, Mulder? Mulder: Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because I find it hard to trust anybody. Beyond (18 kb) Mr X: This reaches beyond any of us, Mr. Mulder 3 Drawstring Pants (54 kb) The Son: Don't you want to live forever? Mulder: Not if drawstring pants come back into style. One Breath Laundry (66 kb) LGM: You look down, Mulder. Tell you what, you're welcome to come over Saturday night. We're all hopping on the internet to nitpick the scientific inaccuracies of Earth 2. Mulder: I'm doing my laundry. Who are you? (30 kb) Mulder: Who are you to decide what's right? Cancer Man: Who are you? Copier (36 kb) Skinner: When I started out, this room was where they kept the copier. Mulder: At least back then it wasn't just wasted space. Dark (15 kb) Melissa Scully: Why is it so dark in here? Mulder: Because the lights aren't on. Superbowl (43 kb) Mulder: Brought you a present... Superstars of the Superbowls. Scully: I knew there was a reason to live. Firewalker Lost time (81 kb) Mulder: I don't think it's a good idea for you to go. Scully: Mulder, I appreciate your concern, but I'm ready. I want to work. Mulder: Maybe you should take some time off. Scully: I've already lost too much time! Trepkos (49 kb) Mulder: I'm gonna go find Trepkos. Scully: What if he's already dead? Mulder: He'll have a tough time answering my questions. Red Museum Nixon (23 kb) Scully: But not Nixon? Mulder: No, not even they want to claim Nixon. Scorecard (23 kb) Scully: Kinda hard to tell the villains without a scorecard. Pissing Off (26 kb) Mulder: You know, for a holy man, you've got quite a knack for pissing people off. Excelsius Dei Video (74 kb) Mulder: Whatever tape you found in that VCR isn't mine. Scully: Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours. Aubrey Cavities (31 kb) Scully: Any cavities? Mulder: I brush after every meal. Hunches (65 kb) Mulder: You mean a hunch? Scully: Yeah, something like that. Mulder: That's a pretty extreme hunch. Scully: I seem to recall you having some pretty extreme hunches. Mulder: I never have. Mendel (39 kb) Scully: I don't think Mendel had serial killers in mind when he developed his theory on genetics. Irresistable Shakers (99 kb) Mulder: Well, some people collect salt and pepper shakers. Fetishists collect dead things - fingernails and hair. No one quite knows why. Though I've never really understood salt and pepper shakers myself. Hide (22 kb) Mulder (to Scully): I just don't want to you to think you have to hide anything from me. Die Hand Die Verletzt Excite (31 kb) Mulder: I didn't want to excite his already clearly aggravated imagination. Toads (254 kb) Scully: I mean, there's nothing odd about... (toads start falling from the sky, then stop) Mulder: So, lunch? Scully: Mulder, toads just fell from the sky! Mulder: Guess their parachutes didn't open. You were saying somthing about this place not feeling odd? Phyton (74 kb) Scully: That's impossible. It would take a large python hours to consume and weeks to digest a human being. Mulder: You really do watch the Learning Channel. Fresh Bones Protection (12 kb) Mulder: You should *always* carry protection. Kiss (26 kb) Scully: Maybe I should kiss a few and find out if one is Guitterez. Are you okay? (57 kb) Scully: Mulder... Mulder: Are you okay? Scully: I feel better then you look. Colony Like an X-File (87 kb) Scully: I've got a bad feeling about this case, Mulder. Mulder: What do you mean? Scully: Well, nothing about it makes sense. We've got 3 deaths of identical victims, no bodies, a virtual non-suspect. Mulder: Sounds just like an X-File. Crosswalk (23 kb) Scully: How are you feeling? Mulder: Like I should have used the crosswalk. Trust Everyone (80 kb) Scully: Our 'friend' from the CIA is about as unbelievable as his story. As is everything about this case. I mean, whatever happened to 'Trust No One' Mulder? Mulder: I changed it to trust everyone. I didn't tell you? End Game Unofficial Channels (24 kb) Scully: How did you get this? Skinner: Unofficial channels. Freezer Burn (52 kb) Scully: Hey, how you feeling? Mulder: Like I got a bad case of freezer burn. Ditching (8 kb) Scully: Thanks for ditching me. Fearful Symmetry Copperfield (79 kb) Mulder: If I were a betting man, I'd say it was ... Scully: An invisible elephant? Mulder: I saw David Copperfield make the Statue of Liberty disappear once. Paper (49 kb) Scully: What'cha looking for, Mulder? Mulder: Uhh... local paper. I wanna see if David Copperfield is in town. Haircut (50 kb) Byers: So whats this costing the tax payers, Mulder? Mulder: About one-hundred-fifty bucks an hour. Frohike: Ouch, almost as much as Bill Clinton's haircuts. Dod Kalm Sea legs (53 kb) Scully: Feeling any better? Mulder: You're lucky you inherited your father's legs. Scully: What? Mulder: Sea legs. Quiz (21 kb) Scully: Mulder, what do you know about free radicals? Mulder: Is this a quiz? Cruise (78 kb) Mulder: I always thought when I got older I'd maybe take a cruise somewhere. This isn't exactly what I have in mind. The service on this ship is terrible, Scully. Humbug Straitjacket (45 kb) Dr. Blockhead: How many people do you know that can get out of a straitjacket in under three minutes? Scully: Fortunately, none. Abdomen (54 kb) Dr. Blockhead: Did you know that through the protective Chinese practice of thu bu-chan you can train your testicles to draw up into your abdomen? Mulder: Oh, I'm doing that as we speak. Mistake (36 kb) Mulder: I could be mistaken. Maybe it was another bald-headed jigsaw-puzzle tattooed naked guy I saw. Size (46 kb) Mr Nutt: You'd be surprised how many women find my size intriguingly alluring. Mulder: You'd be surprised how many men do as well. Calusari Wind (94 kb) Mulder: You see this is a helium balloon here, and the one thing I did learn in kindergarten is when you let them go they float up, up and away. But you see this is moving away from him. Horizontally. Scully: Did you learn about *wind* in kindergarten? Stomach (35 kb) Scully: Have you ever heard of Munchausen by Proxy? Mulder: Yeah, my grandfather used to take that for his stomach. Remote (50 kb) Mulder: That energy could have been what set of the garage door opener. Scully: Yeah, that, or somebody activated the remote control. F. Emasculata Laundry Cart (53 kb) Scully: According to the briefing, prisoners escaped by hiding in a laundry cart. Mulder: I don't think the guards are watching enough prison movies. Protect (62 kb) Cancer Man: The truth would have caused panic. Panic would have cost lives. We control the disease by controlling the information. Mulder: You can't protect the public by lying to them. Cancer Man: It's done every day... Soft Light No Theory (32 kb) Scully: Let's just forget for the moment that there's no scientific theory to support it. Mulder: Okay. Utility Belt (72 kb) Mulder: Check this out. My newest tool in the fight against crime. $49.95 at your local hardware store. Scully: Neat trick. For your birthday I'll buy you a utility belt. Cancer sticks (26 kb) Mulder: Yeah but half of Richmond earns their paycheck making cancer sticks. Mental Illness (42 kb) Scully: Nonsensical repetitive behavior is a common trait of mental illness. Mulder: Trying to tell me something? Tax Season (32 kb) Mulder: He believes the government is out to get him. Mr X: It's tax season. So do most Americans. Paranoid (20 kb) Mulder: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you, Scully. Our Town Nightmares (30 kb) Mulder: It gave me nightmares. Scully: I didn't think anything gave you nightmares. Mulder: Well, I was young. Sick Theory (32 kb) Scully: I just came up with a sick theory, Mulder. Mulder: Oooo, I'm listening! Anasazi Projects (67 kb) Mulder: Are you familiar with the 10 Commandments, Scully? Scully: You want me to recite them? Mulder: Just number 4, the one about obeying the Sabbath. The part where God made heaven and earth but didn't bother to tell anybody about his side projects? Library Books (36 kb) Langly: Trained killers. School of the America's alumni. Mulder: You boys been defacing library books again? Real Name (48 kb) The Thinker: I..I don't want you to know my real name, I..I just don't think it's that important that you know. Mulder: Sounds like a line I used in a bar once. Black Lungs (34 kb) Mulder: Listen to me, you black lungs son of a bitch. I'm gonna expose you and your project. Your time is over. You shot me! (55 kb) Mulder: You shot me! Scully: Yes, I did. You didn't give me much choice. You were about to kill Krycek. Mulder: Why'd you shoot *me*? *He's* the one... Hard to reach (104 kb) Mulder: Mulder. Cancer Man: You're a hard man to reach. Mulder: Not hard enough, apparently. Cancer Man: Where are you? Mulder: At the Betty Ford Center, where are you? Cancer Man: I need to talk to you, Mr. Mulder. In person. There are things to explain. Mulder: I'll save the government the plane fare. I just need to know which government that is. ******** SEASON 3 ******** The Blessing Way Chain of Command (31 kb) Scully: With all due respect sir, I think you over estimate your position in the chain of command. Assistant Director (47 kb) Skinner: Miss Scully, I think you underestimate the duties and responsibilities of my position as assistant director. Social Life (91 kb) Albert: You must be careful now to end the ceremony properly. If you leave, you must not do any work, change clothes or bathe for four days. Mulder: This is really gonna cut into my social life. PaperClip I'm Back (16 kb) Mulder: I was a dead man. Now I'm back. Video Collection (40 kb) Frohike: We thought you were history! Mulder: You're gonna have to wait a little longer for my video collection, Frohike. Lots of Files (35 kb) Mulder: Lots of files. Scully: Lots and lots of files. Pucker Up (34 kb) Cancer Man: What is this? Skinner: This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass. On the Map (53 kb) Skinner: This place isn't even on the map. How did you get here? Mulder: You'd be surprised what's not on the map in this country. And what our government will do to keep it that way. D.P.O. April Issue (74 kb) Scully: I'm surprised you haven't already read that issue. Mulder: Oh, I have. April is the cruelest month. But mine didn't come with this. I found that between miss April and "Woman of the Ivy League". Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose Psychic (41 kb) Mulder: No, something told me, something is telling me that this guy is for real. Scully: Oh, so now you're psychic? Asphyxiation (72 kb) Clyde: You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified one than auto-erotic asphyxiation. Mulder: Why are you telling me that? The List Reincarnation (63 kb) Mulder: The man was obsessed with reincarnation. Scully: Being obsessed with it doesn't mean you can do it. Mulder: Unless he knew something that we don't. Scully: Like what? The secret password? Reincarnation (77 kb) Mulder: But imagine if it were true Scully. Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be? Scully: I only get five? Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I Scully? Oubliette My Name (17 kb) Scully: That's spooky. Mulder: That's my name, isn't it? Credibility (27 kb) Scully: I hate to say this Mulder, but I think you just ran out of credibility Nisei Alien Autopsy (105 kb) Mulder: According to a magazine add I answered it's an alien autopsy, guaranteed authentic. Scully: You spent money for this? Mulder: $29.95... plus shipping. Scully: Mulder, this is even hokier than the one they aired on the Fox network, you can't even see what they're operating on! Interpreter (48 kb) Scully: Either they can't locate an interpreter, or the interpreter they located didn't interprete the instructions and got lost somewhere, I don't know which. Relations (88 kb) Scully: I don't know Mulder, it just doesn't track. What would a Japanese diplomat be doing in that house, with a dead man with his head stuffed in a pillow case? Mulder: Obviously not strengthening international relations. Pearls (40 kb) Skinner: This morning his body was found floating face down in the C&O canal. I think we can assume he wasn't diving for pearls. 731 Trigger (43 kb) Mulder: I just want you to point it at him. Don't pull the trigger. That'll kinda give away the game. Piano Wire (36 kb) Mulder: The NSA? Since when did they start issuing you guys piano wire instead of guns? Stomach (92 kb) Mulder: As an employee of the National Security Agency you should know that a gunshot wound to the stomach is probably the most painful and the slowest way to die. But I'm not a very good shot. And when I miss, I tend to miss low. Revelations Long Distance Call (36 kb) Mulder: By who? Who asked you to protect him? Owen: God. Mulder: That's quite a long distance call, isn't it? Homer Simpson's Brother (67 kb) Scully: Did you get a composite? Mulder: Yeah, looks like Kevin was abducted by Homer Simpson's evil twin. Scully: This isn't the killer, Mulder. Mulder: I think that's a safe assumption. God (63 kb) Scully: Mostly it just makes me afraid. Priest: Afraid? Scully: Afraid that God is speaking. But that no one's listening. War of the Coprophages She? (50 kb) Scully: Did he give you any idea how to catch them? Mulder: No...but she did tell me everything else there is to know about insects. Scully: She? Bambi (43 kb) Mulder: Bambi also theory I've never some accross. Scully: Who? Mulder: Dr. Berenbaum... Scully: Her name is Bambi? Correlation (40 kb) Mulder: I see the correlation, but just because I work for the federal government doesn't mean I'm an expert on cockroaches. Brainwashed (82 kb) Dr. Ibanov: Anyone who thinks alien visitation will come not in the form of robots but as living beings with big eyes and grey skin, has been brainwashed by too much science- fiction. Smart (12 kb) Scully: Smart is sexy. Syzygy Horned Beast (62 kb) Mulder: If it's not to big a deal maybe you can get me a few photographs of that thing which bears absolutely no resemblance to a horned beast? Scully: Sure. Fine. Whatever. Little Feet (85 kb) Mulder: Wil you let me drive! Scully: I'm driving! Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big, macho man? Mulder: No. I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals. Snapping on the Latex (47 kb) Mulder: Go ahead. Scully: No, you go ahead. Mulder: No, no, be my guest. I know how much you like snapping on the latex. Shut Up (92 kb) Mulder: There's an intersection up here, you're gonna wanna.. Scully, you're gonna wanna...! You just ran a stopsign back there, Scully! Scully: Shut up, Mulder. Mulder: Sure. Fine. Whatever. Piper Desert (149 kb) Scully: You're working down here, in the basement, sifting trough files and transmissions that any other agent would just throw away in the garbage. Mulder: That's why I'm in the basement, Scully. Scully: You're in the basement because they're afraid of you, of you're relentlessness. And because they know that they could drop you in the middle of the desert, and tell you the truth is out there and you'd ask for a shovel. Mustang (65 kb) Mulder: It looks like the fuselage of a plain. Scully: It's a North-American P51 Mustang. Official: It sure is. Mulder: I just got very turned on. Intelligence (47 kb) Skinner: Who are you guys? MIB: We work for the intelligence community. Skinner: Remind me not to move there. Apocrypha Redecorating (50 kb) Scully: Hi. How are you feeling? Skinner: Like someone's been inside my stomach redecorating. G-man (78 kb) Frohike: Nothin' to it. Byers: You should call upon our services more often. Langly: We show talent for these G-Man activities. Mulder: You mean if I want somebody whacked on the knee with a lead pipe? Frohike: Only if you want the job done right. Sign (48 kb) Scully: What's it gonna take? Kolaka: At this piont? Other than a sign from God? Scully: I've seen stranger things, believe me. Quagmire Map (73 kb) Scully: You know, on the old mariner's maps the cartographers would designate uncharted territoreis by writing "here be monsters". Mulder: Oh, I got a map of New York City just like that. Saving half (166 kb) Mulder: That still doesn't explain why half of him is still missing. Looks to me like something took a big bite. Scully: Maybe not so big. Mulder: What do you mean? Scully: Well, fish eat decomposing matter. Any body that's been suspended in this environment for a period of time is going to become a food source. We eat fish and fish eat us. Mulder: Are fish also know for eating half and saving half for later? Please mail your comments, suggestions or requests to: danny@stack.nl