I think we are out of quotes PANIC! buffer = :NickServ WRITE_DB(3). <-- JUST KIDDING! It just keeps going and going and going and going and goi All that I know is that nukes are comming from 127.0.0.1 I know all about the irc and the mirc cops. M re ink n ed d, ple s r fil Please refrain from feeding the IRC Operators. Thank you. I know all about mirc stuff, hmm.. I think this channel is experiencing packet loss.. MacDonalds claims Macintosh stole their next idea of the iMac I can't hold her any longer, captain, she's gonna bl.. sorry, got caught up in the moment I recommend purchasing a Cyrix CPU for testing nuclear meltdowns Is it an international rule to have the worst picture possible on your driver license? Have you hugged your services coder, today? Ever wonder why they make the colon flash on alarm clocks? Whats this?.. blue screen with a VXD error?!.. I'VE BEEN NUKED! do-do-bop-doo-doo-do-do-doo.. For those of you who know that song, you have problems.. be wery wery quiet... hunting wabbit... I've been IRC Nuked VERSION mIRC 5.61 for Winblows. Additional bugs free of charge * ShadowMaster slams ShadowBot into the floor and sits on him. I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours. If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!? Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... Computing Definition - Network-Admin: Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash. An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. [ OUT OF QUOTES, PLEASE ORDER MORE ] "Great warrior? War does not make one great." - Yoda "I find your lack of faith.....disturbing." - Darth Vader "I have a bad feeling about this.."--All of the Star Wars characters. Can I upgrade my Hard Drive to a WARP drive? Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\> Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n] CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)? I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing. Hey Captain, I just created a black ho-÷p!%$û NO CARRIER I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again. *grumble* "You're just supposed to sit here?" "Hey, what's this button d.." -W. Crusher "He has become One with Himself!" "He's passed out!" "That too."-B5 For a funny quote, call back later. Famous last words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!' Famous last words: This is the safe way to do it....... Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing. Clinton, "I didn't say that - er, well - yes, but I didn't mean..." CLINTON LEGACY??...even Pharaoh had only ten plagues... IBM I Bought McIntosh IBM I Bring Manuals IBM I've Been Moved IBM Idolized By Management IBM Impenetrable Brain Matter IBM Imperialism By Marketing IBM Incorrigible Boisterous Mammoth IBM Inertia Breeds Mediocrity IBM Ingenuity Becomes Mysterious IBM Ingrained Batch Mentality IBM Innovation By Management IBM Insipid Belligerent Mossbacks IBM Insipidly Bankrolling Millions IBM Inspect Before Multiusing IBM Install Bigger Memory IBM Institution By Machiavelli IBM Insultingly Boring Merchandisers IBM Intellectuals Being Moronized IBM Intelligence Belittling Meaning IBM Intimidated, Buffaloed Management IBM Into Building Money IBM Intolerant of Beards & Moustaches IBM Invest Before Multi-tasking IBM Investigate Baffling Malodor IBM Irresponsible Behave Multinational IBM It Beats Mattel IBM It's a Big Mess IBM It's Better Manually IBM Itty Bitty Machine IBM Institute for Black Magic 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Rules of the game: Do not believe in miracles - rely on them. Rules of the game: Any given program, once running, is obsolete. Computing Definition - Network-Admin: Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash. Computing Definition - Error: What someone else has made when they disagree with your computer output. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic WinErr 653: Multitasking attempted - system confused. Cannot join #real_life (invite only)