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Ghosts always empty the fridge.
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Ghosts are visible because they don't leave a trace.
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Giant beetles make giant holes in giant trees!
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Give big space to the festive dog that shall sport in the roadway.
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Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Giving head to a long worm is like a long lasting reception.
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Go back to sleep.
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Go jump off the world.
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Go put yourself out of my misery!
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Go west young, man.
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God does not play dice with the universe.
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God gives us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
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God is a verb, not a noun... Anon
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God is playing a comic to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
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God isn't really dead he just couldn't find a parking spot.
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God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
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Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a good day.
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Guns don't kill people -- bullets do.
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Hackers do it with bugs.
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Hailing frequencies open, Captain.
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Half Moon tonight.  (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)
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Handle your flasks carefully - there might be a ghost inside!
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Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.
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Have no friends not equal to yourself.
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Have you nothing better to do with your time?
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Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.
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He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
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He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
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He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
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Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it.
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Here comes the orator, with his flood of words and his drop of reason.
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Holy Smoke Batman, it's the Joker!
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How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
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How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
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How you look depends on where you go.
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I don't worry about driving when I'm tired. I sleep just fine.
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I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
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I know on which side my bread is buttered.
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I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours.
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I saw what you did and I know who you are.
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I will make you shorter by the head.
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I wish they all could be California girls.
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If "nothing happens", something *has* happened anyway!!
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If bankers can count, how come banks have 8 windows, but only 4 tellers?
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If I have not seen so far it is because I stood in giant's footsteps.
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If it jams, force it.  If it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
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If it looks easy, it's tough.  If it looks tough, it's damn well impossible.
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If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem... Anon
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If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what happens today.
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In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
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Laugh when you can; cry when you must.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you.  Crying doesn't help either.
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Need money? Sell your corpses to a tin factory.
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A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
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A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
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A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
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A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard
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And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
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Beware of computerized fortune-tellers!
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Beware of low-flying butterflies.
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Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
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I've got a bad feeling about this.
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Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
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Don't change the reason, just change the excuses!
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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Go 'way!  You're bothering me!
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Go climb a gravity well!
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God is not dead!  He's alive and autographing bibles at Cody's
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God is real, unless declared integer.
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God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
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If life is a stage, I want some better lighting.
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Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.
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Save energy: be apathetic.
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Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
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Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.
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Think big.  Pollute the Mississippi.
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Think honk if you're a telepath.
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Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!
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No level contains two shops. The maze is no level. So...
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No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
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No matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would.
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No one becomes depraved in a moment.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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No one can put you down without your full cooperation.
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No one expects the Spanish Inquisition|
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No one knows what he can do till he tries.
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No one regards what is before his feet; we all gaze at the stars.
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No one within an organization really knows what's going on.
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No part of this fortune may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, ...
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No poems can please nor live long that are written by water drinkers.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.
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No problem is so large it can't be fit in somewhere.
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No sentence fragments.
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No sooner said than done--so acts your man of worth.
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No weapon is better than a crysknife.
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Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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hopkeepers accept creditcards, as long as you pay cash.
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Shopkeepers are vegetarians: they only eat Swedes.
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Shopkeepers can't read, so what use is engraving in a shop?
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Shopkeepers can't swim.
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Shopkeepers have incredible patience.
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Shopkeepers often have strange names.
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Shopkeepers sometimes die from old age.
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Short circuits got no reason to live.
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T-Shirt saying: (on a pregnant woman): Baby on board.
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T-Shirt saying: A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
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T-Shirt saying: A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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T-Shirt saying: A woman's place is in the mall.
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T-Shirt saying: Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
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T-Shirt saying: Are you making this up as you go along?
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T-Shirt saying: Ask me if I care.
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T-Shirt saying: Assume nothing.
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T-Shirt saying: Baby I'm Bored
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T-Shirt saying: Be different, act normal.
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T-Shirt saying: Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here.
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T-Shirt saying: Being normal is driving me crazy.
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T-Shirt saying: Better dead than mellow.
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T-Shirt saying: Born to shop.
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T-Shirt saying: Break a few rules.
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T-Shirt saying: Conform, go crazy, or become an artist.
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T-Shirt saying: Damn I'm good.
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T-Shirt saying: Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
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T-Shirt saying: Don't ask me any questions. I just might tell you the truth.
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T-Shirt saying: Don't be humble. You're not that great.
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T-Shirt saying: Don't let school interfere with your education.
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T-Shirt saying: Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
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T-Shirt saying: Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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T-Shirt saying: For this I spent all those years in college?
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T-Shirt saying: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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T-Shirt saying: Hard work may not kill me, but why take chances.
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T-Shirt saying: Have an ordinary day.
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T-Shirt saying: Have another day.
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T-Shirt saying: He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
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T-Shirt saying: Here I am again at the penitentiary of insanity and stress.
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T-Shirt saying: I don't care. I don't have to.
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T-Shirt saying: I guess you had to be there.
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T-Shirt saying: I haven't come far enough and don't call me baby.
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T-Shirt saying: I know I'm effecient.  Tell me I'm beautiful.
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T-Shirt saying: I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid.
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T-Shirt saying: I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me.
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T-Shirt saying: I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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T-Shirt saying: I survived Hampshire College.
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T-Shirt saying: I used to be an adult before I grew up.
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T-Shirt saying: I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality.
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T-Shirt saying: I used to be disgusted, now, I'm just ammused.
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T-Shirt saying: I used to know that stuff.
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T-Shirt saying: I want it all and I want it now.
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T-Shirt saying: I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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T-Shirt saying: I'm not deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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T-Shirt saying: I'm not playing hard to get, I am hard to get.
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T-Shirt saying: I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
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T-Shirt saying: I'm the mommy, that's why!
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T-Shirt saying: I'm the person your mother warned you about.
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T-Shirt saying: I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane.
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T-Shirt saying: If I follow you home would you keep me?
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T-Shirt saying: If its worth doing it's worth doing for money.
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T-Shirt saying: If you have to ask you'll never know.
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T-Shirt saying: If you're looking at this you're crazy!
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T-Shirt saying: If you're looking for me I just left.
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T-Shirt saying: If you're normal, who wants to be normal?
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T-Shirt saying: Ignore alien orders.
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T-Shirt saying: In the land of the blind the one-eyed must be mad.
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T-Shirt saying: It is better to divorce than to murder.
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T-Shirt saying: It isn't easy being a Princess.
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T-Shirt saying: It's been Monday all week today.
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T-Shirt saying: It's better to divorce than to murder.
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T-Shirt saying: It's impolite to silence a fool and cruel to let him go on.
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T-Shirt saying: It's never to late to have a happy childhood.
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T-Shirt saying: It's not easy for a night person to work days.
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T-Shirt saying: It's not my week to care.
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T-Shirt saying: Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
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T-Shirt saying: Legalize freedom.
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T-Shirt saying: Let's get drunk and be somebody.
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T-Shirt saying: Life is too important to be taken seriously.
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T-Shirt saying: Lo!  I am waste!
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T-Shirt saying: Love means having to say your sorry every five minutes.
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T-Shirt saying: Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
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T-Shirt saying: Madness takes its toll.
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T-Shirt saying: Mama told me there'd be years like these.
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T-Shirt saying: Marriage causes dating problems.
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T-Shirt saying: My lawyer can beat up your lawyer.
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T-Shirt saying: Never offend with style when you can offend with substance.
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T-Shirt saying: Not now, my soap is on.
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T-Shirt saying: Nothing is impossible if you don't have to do it yourself.
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T-Shirt saying: Nothing was ever accomplished by a reasonable person.
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T-Shirt saying: One person with courage makes a majority.
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T-Shirt saying: Onward through the fog.
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T-Shirt saying: Our parents were never our age.
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T-Shirt saying: Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness.
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T-Shirt saying: Perfect stranger.
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T-Shirt saying: Power means not having to respond.
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T-Shirt saying: Princess in training.
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T-Shirt saying: Princesses don't do dishes or take out garbage.
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T-Shirt saying: Question authority.
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T-Shirt saying: Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
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T-Shirt saying: Real life isn't like this.
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T-Shirt saying: Reality is for people who lack imagination.
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T-Shirt saying: Reality police.
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T-Shirt saying: Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
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T-Shirt saying: Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
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T-Shirt saying: Shut up and dance.
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T-Shirt saying: So many men, so few straight.
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T-Shirt saying: So?
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T-Shirt saying: Sorry but my karma just ran over your dogma.
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T-Shirt saying: Sounds like a personal problem to me.
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T-Shirt saying: Still crazy after all these years.
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T-Shirt saying: stupidity.
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T-Shirt saying: The one who dies with the most toys wins.
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T-Shirt saying: The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.
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T-Shirt saying: The real thing doesn't advertise.
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T-Shirt saying: The torture never stops.
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T-Shirt saying: There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting.
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T-Shirt saying: There is no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it.
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T-Shirt saying: Thrill me, then leave.
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T-Shirt saying: Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
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T-Shirt saying: We are the people our parents warned us about.
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T-Shirt saying: Welcome to the zoo.
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T-Shirt saying: What does it all mean?
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T-Shirt saying: What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.
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T-Shirt saying: When its you against the world, back the world.
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T-Shirt saying: When the going gets tough the tough go shopping.
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T-Shirt saying: When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.
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T-Shirt saying: When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro.
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T-Shirt saying: Why are we all puit here to suffer and die?
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T-Shirt saying: Why listen to reason when insanity prevails.
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T-Shirt saying: Why look here for the joke? It's all around us.
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T-Shirt saying: With liberty and justice for all who can afford it.
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T-Shirt saying: Women like the simplest things in life...men.
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T-Shirt saying: Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.
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T-Shirt saying: You can live outside the law, but you must be honest.
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You are going to have a new love affair.
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You are heading for head-stone for sure.
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You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all different.
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You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
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You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all different.
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You are just the kind of bad food some monsters like to digest.
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You are lustworthy.
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You are magnetic in your bearing.
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YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SEND SUCH COMMANDS
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You are only young once, but you can be immature forever... John P. Grier
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You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.
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You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery.
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You are so narrowminded you can see through a keyhole with two eyes.
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You are standing on my toes.
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You are taking advantage of the good nature of a friend.  Be careful.
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You are taking yourself too seriously.
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You are the lop-eared son of a Wulcan vater beetle.
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You are the natural son of a Denebian slime-devil.
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You are the sort of person people emigrate to avoid.
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You are too narrowminded if you can see through a keyhole with both eyes.
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You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty.
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You are truly a rhinestone in the rough.
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You are unscrupulously dishonest, false, and deceitful.
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Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old.
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Don't panic.
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The bug stops here.
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The bug starts here.
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'Gread is right, Gread works' -US Politition. 'Well it didn't!!' -Everyone
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'Gread, for lack of a better word, is good...'
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'I want underpants with wings!'
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'School trains the mind to think' Yeah fucking right...
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...And Justice For All
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Amiga: Probably the best operating system in the world.
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And all who say no, READ MY LIPS
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and I can still hear her complain...
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Another day, another death. Another sorrow, another breath
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Another stupid little war in another stupid country.
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Anything you can do, Amiga can do better!
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Are you paying for the privilige? - SUCKER!
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At least someone knows what the fuck he's doing...
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Atari's Falcon 030 - GOODNIGHT!
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Balance your time between fixing the world and enjoying it...
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BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Besides listening to my belly gurgle, aint much else to do
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Bring that shit in!
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BUT SO WHAT?... SO WHAT?... SO WHAT, SO WHAT, YOU BORING LITTLE FUCK!
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Capitalism: Something's not quite working here.....
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Catcha later Bill & Ted!
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Cencorship is oppression... Kill the mutherfuckers!
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Charts are bullshit.
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Check it out, we're MOBILE!
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Check out the cool [B]ULLETINS!
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Chop your breakfast on a mirror
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Colour our world blackened.
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Come here Flossi!                 UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH      HEH HEH HEH!
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Comunication is power, the oppressor charges for it.
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Comunism: Whats wrong with sharing??
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D for the Dieing,
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Dafuk was that???
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Did you ever think I get lonely?
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Did you ever think that i need loving?
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Do you see what I see? Truth is an offence.
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Don't damm me when I speak a piece of mind...
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Don't even try to tell me what you think is right...
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see...
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Don't tell me what to do.. I dont wanna know.
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Don't you touch my magazines!
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Dress up this rotten carcass just to make it look alive.
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droplets of yes & no, in an ocean of maybe
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E we Elect them, E we Eject them
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Education is what they call it - thought storage.
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Eh? What? Pardon? ....... Im megadeaf!
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F is for Fighting
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Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
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Freedom of choice is made for you my friend.
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Freedom of speach is words that they will bend.
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Freedom, no longer frees you.
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Fuck it... Time to clean up my harddrives!
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Fuck spelling, you UNDERSTOOD it mutherfucker!!
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Fuck the Middle East, hang em all & Have a ball...
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FUCK YOU, I won't do what you tell me!
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Get off my mother! She's mine this week!!
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Get to fuck away from me!
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Given the choice, any PROGRAMMER would choose AMIGA.
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God money's not concerned about the sick among the pure.
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God money's not looking for the cure.
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He's the product of your proffession, not mine.
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Hello me, its nice talking to myself, a credit to dementia
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Help the police, beat youself up.
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HEY YOU! I hope you're using ANSI!!
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Hey you!... upload or die!
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Hindsight is always 20-20
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How many normal guys??!!! Get uploading!
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I aint about to guzzle no tears, so kiss my ass.
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I am the AntiChrist and I'm here to cut your Grass!
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I AM THE LAW. YOU WON'T FUCK AROUND NO MORE!
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I can't believe the things you say, the price WE pay.
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I don't wanna die. I know that this is killing me, But That's why I do it.
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I figured, If she could take it up to the logo, she gets to keep the stick
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I fucked a sheep, I fucked a goat, I stuck my dick right down it's throght
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I got like this from sniffing orange peals.
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I got the time tick tick tickin' in my head
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I had to keep her, she's buried right in my backyward.
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I had to put her, six feat under
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I have found, you can find, happyness in slavery.
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I just HATE it when that happens!!
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I just love that shit-kickin' music!
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I shoot the eggs, that's real huntin'!
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I think I love you!
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I used to love her, and I knew Id miss her,
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I used to love her, but I had to kill her.
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I want to have your babies!!
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I want you to take me. I want you to break me. I want you to throw me away
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I'd love to be a house wife!! Stop COMPLAINING!!
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I'm a teenage, skitzoid, the one ya parenz dispize!
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I'm the one without a sole, I'm the one with this big fucking hole.
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I've got a full on robot chubby...
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I've got something to say... I killed your baby today!
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I've got something to say... I raped your mother today!
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I've seen the mermaids!
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If I ever need a drummer?
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If someone wouldn't let you speak, wouldn't you get violent?
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If we were blind, would we judge by tone of voice?
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If you are Offended by Bad Language... FUCK OFF!
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If you can't face reality, go somewhere else.
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If you cannot appreciate classical music, you are a brain dead MTFKR!
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If you don't like what you see here... SUCK MY DICK!
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If you dont like what you see here, get the fuck out!
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If you ever need a drum solo to work out a vocal line...
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If you want weight... I'm your fucking man!
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If you're the same, you're noone. WHO ARE >YOU< ?
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Ignorance is no excuse for violence.
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In my hour of need, huh, no, you're not there...
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In my system, high unemployment would be good. We wouldn't HAVE to work.
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Is that really what you look like?
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Is today time to oil your 'U' key?
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It gives me a migrane headache, thinkin DOWN to your level
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It must be real hard for Commodore to fuck up with such an amazing machine
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It took you to make me realize. It took you to make me see the light.
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It's not paranoia, we DO all hate you.
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It's spelt right, its a new word!
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Jason, Where's your fucking hair?
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Justice is raped, Justice is gone.
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KEY NOT SET?? Don't gimme that shit! NO WAY! FUCK YOU!!
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Lady Justice has been raped, truth assassin.
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Look to the future, see the dark, the death, the truth.
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M they will cover your grave with Manure.
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Make the future, don't try to re-create the past.
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Make your contribution and you'll get the better seat.
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Mankind has got to know, his limitations.
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METAL UP YOUR ASS!!
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MTFKRZ!
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My world, my TV, my food.
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No matter what you do, WE LOVE YOU!  -FAGS!-
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No, I don't support Terrorism, only its aims!
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Now I can only laugh, as I read our epitaph...
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O your Overture,
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Obey the system rules or face the wrath of the sysop!
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One Day In Your Supermarket... The Food will REBEL!
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ONE WORLD - Don't abuse it
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Open your eyes to reality and throw it all away.
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Organization is oppression. Time is oppression.
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Pants fall down every time I bend over.
\
Pop-music rots the brain. Why do you think they make it? SUPPRESSION!
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Power corrupts, and I want some more fucking POWER!
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Property is theft. Privacy is theft.  Piracy is therefor NOT theft.
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Pulling your strings, JUSTICE IS DONE
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R is for Red, ancestor's blood on battles the've shed.
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Seaking no truth, winning is all, so grim, so true, so real.
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See our mother, put to death, see out mother earth die.
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Sheep,Sheep,Sheep,Sheep!
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Silence isn't golden when I'm holding it inside..
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Silence. Something about silence makes me sick.
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Smelt yer mothers pussy lately? - sniff my fingers!
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Socialism: Whats wrong with being Social??
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Someone was born today...
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Sounds like bullshit to me.
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Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam!
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Stay an inch or two outa kickin distance...
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Thank you, and give us your money.
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That life will be the death of you...
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That was most NON, NON-NON, NON-NON, NON HAENOUS!
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The blind have been blessed with security.
\
The government really couldn't give a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.
\
the land of the free, home of the brave
\
The radio is silent even though it fills the air with noises.
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The Satanic Lawnmowers are comming to your town!
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The ultimate in vanity, Exploiting their supremacy.
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The world sucks, always has, always will.
\
Their money tips her scales again, make your deal.
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Thermal Nuclear War is good for your Complection
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These days, nothing is free, not even prison.
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They said crime doesn't pay... THEY LIED!
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This is a randomly picked line.
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This is the first day or my last days
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This spells out FREEDOM but its nothing to me...
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Upload sucker! - the sysops eyes are watching you NOW!
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Varied is the system, standard is the output.
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Vicarious existance is a fucking waste of time.
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Vote with a BULLET.
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Watch out Granma, HERE COMES A LAWNMOWER!
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WATCH THIS SPACE!! h0h0h0h0h0h0!!
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We are on the way out of ressession. (NOT)
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We don't care what you say.
\
We go to school for 12-20 years to get some paper telling us we can work.
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We gotta take the power back!
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We want some GAMES!!!!
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We'll be here tomorrow like we're here today!
\
We're like total metal heads dude!!
\
We're world travelers, muther FUKer!
\
We've got the attitude, You've got the fuckin problem!
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What the fuck are you looking at asshole!
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What the fuck do I care??
\
Where do ya draw the line?  I'm not tellin' you, I'm askin you!
\
Where's your sex, your drugs and your valid vic?
\
Why do you think you don't have any *REAL* friends? Think about it!
\
Why don't you just piss off!!!
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Ya say it's raining, but you're pissin down my back.
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Ya see that??   That's you, that is.
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yeah - im talkin to you!
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Yeah just keep on thinkin its my fault...
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Yeah, I sweat a lot.
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Yes, it's true, this man has no dick.
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Yesterday, I died. Now Im just another memory, my own.
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You can do it your own way, if it's done just how they say.
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You can do it your own way, if its done just how I say.
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You can think with your DICK but it wont shout...
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You clipped my wings before I learnt to fly
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YOU COULD BE MINE... But you smell.
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You got a fuckin' bullet in the head!
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You know they went after X, tried to blame it on Islam.
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You lucky,lucky bastard!
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You seem to have an open-door policy on ass-holes...
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You silence for your confidence.
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You'd kill for your religion? You got problems dude!
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Your opinion does not bother me in the slightest. I'm an individual.
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YYYAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNN... I've been up for 24 hours writting essays!
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WATCH THIS SPACE!! h0h0h0h0h0h0!!
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One Day In Your Supermarket... The Food will REBEL!
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This is a randomly picked line.
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Is today time to oil your 'U' key?
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Check out the cool [B]ULLETINS!
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Someone was born today...
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Thermal Nuclear War is good for your Complection
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What the fuck are you looking at asshole!
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HEY YOU! I hope you're using ANSI!!
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Watch out Granma, HERE COMES A LAWNMOWER!
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The Satanic Lawnmowers are comming to your town!
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I am the AntiChrist and I'm here to cut your Grass!
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If you are Offended by Bad Language... FUCK OFF!
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Suppport the Mower Liberation Front - JOIN THE MLF
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I aint about to guzzle no tears, so kiss my ass.
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METAL UP YOUR ASS!!
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If you dont like what you see here, get the fuck out!
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Help the police, beat youself up.
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Comunication is power, the oppressor charges for it.
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Catcha later Bill & Ted!
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Yes, it's true, this man has no dick.
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No matter what you do, WE LOVE YOU!  -FAGS!-
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Make your contribution and you'll get the better seat.
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If you don't like what you see here... SUCK MY DICK!
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You'd kill for your religion? You got problems dude!
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YOU COULD BE MINE... But you smell.
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I've got a full on robot chubby...
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We're like total metal heads dude!!
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That was most NON, NON-NON, NON-NON, NON HAENOUS!
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At least someone knows what the fuck he's doing...
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Lady Justice has been raped, truth assassin.
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Don't you touch my magazines!
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We've got the attitude, You've got the fuckin problem!
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They said crime doesn't pay... THEY LIED!
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Ignorance is no excuse for violence.
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We're going 3 nodes soon! ... N O T !
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That life will be the death of you...
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Why don't you just piss off!!!
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It's not paranoia, we DO all hate you.
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(C)Slit Your Wrists Inc.
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Don't damm me when I speak a piece of mind...
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Silence isn't golden when I'm holding it inside..
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Get off my mother! She's mine this week!!
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Another day, another death. Another sorrow, another breath
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Vicarious existance is a fucking waste of time.
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I've seen the mermaids!
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Dafuk was that???
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Cencorship is oppression... Kill the mutherfuckers!
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Thank you, and give us your money.
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droplets of yes & no, in an ocean of maybe
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F is for Fighting
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R is for Red, ancestor's blood on battles the've shed.
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E we Elect them, E we Eject them
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the land of the free, home of the brave
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D for the Dieing,
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O your Overture,
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M they will cover your grave with Manure.
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This spells out FREEDOM but its nothing to me...
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FUCK THE PMRC!
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Don't even try to tell me what you think is right...
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If we were blind, would we judge by tone of voice?
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Power corrupts, and I want some more fucking POWER!
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ONE WORLD - Don't abuse it
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In my hour of need, huh, no, you're not there...
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Did you ever think I get lonely?
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Did you ever think that i need loving?
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We don't care what you say.
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We'll be here tomorrow like we're here today!
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Yeah, I sweat a lot.
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Pants fall down every time I bend over.
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My world, my TV, my food.
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Besides listening to my belly gurgle, aint much else to do
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You can think with your DICK but it wont shout...
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I got the time tick tick tickin' in my head
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Hello me, its nice talking to myself, a credit to dementia
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It gives me a migrane headache, thinkin DOWN to your level
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Yeah just keep on thinkin its my fault...
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Stay an inch or two outa kickin distance...
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Mankind has got to know, his limitations.
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Hindsight is always 20-20
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I just HATE it when that happens!!
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KEY NOT SET?? Don't gimme that shit! NO WAY! FUCK YOU!!
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It's spelt right, its a new word!
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Fuck spelling, you UNDERSTOOD it mutherfucker!!
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"School trains the mind to think" Yeah fucking right...
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Don't tell me what to do.. I dont wanna know.
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Ya say it's raining, but you're pissin down my back.
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Where's your sex, your drugs and your valid vic?
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Get to fuck away from me!
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These days, nothing is free, not even prison.
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R.I.P   CLIFF BURTAIN   R.I.P   Seeya soon dude!
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Chop your breakfast on a mirror
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If you're the same, you're noone. WHO ARE >YOU< ?
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Colour our world blackened.
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RAVE: Buy one record, you got the lot!
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You clipped my wings before I learnt to fly
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See our mother, put to death, see out mother earth die.
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Organization is oppression. Time is oppression.
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I'd love to be a house wife!! Stop COMPLAINING!!
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I used to love her, but I had to kill her.
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I had to put her, six feat under
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and I can still hear her complain...
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I used to love her, and I knew Id miss her,
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I had to keep her, she's buried right in my backyward.
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What the fuck do I care??
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Another stupid little war in another stupid country.
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Fuck the Middle East, hang em all & Have a ball...
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We are on the way out of ressession. (NOT)
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Socialism: Whats wrong with being Social??
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Comunism: Whats wrong with sharing??
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Capitalism: Something's not quite working here.....
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Privitize the Royal Family.
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The world sucks, always has, always will.
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Their money tips her scales again, make your deal.
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The ultimate in vanity, Exploiting their supremacy.
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I can't believe the things you say, the price WE pay.
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Seaking no truth, winning is all, so grim, so true, so real.
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Justice is raped, Justice is gone.
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Pulling your strings, JUSTICE IS DONE
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I AM THE LAW. YOU WON'T FUCK AROUND NO MORE!
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Do you see what I see? Truth is an offence.
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You silence for your confidence.
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Freedom of choice is made for you my friend.
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Freedom of speach is words that they will bend.
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Freedom, no longer frees you.
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Sounds like bullshit to me.
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You can do it your own way, if its done just how I say.
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And all who say no, READ MY LIPS
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"-    -   -  -- --- S T A T I O N --- --  -   -    -"
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I got like this from sniffing orange peals.
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"Gread, for lack of a better word, is good..."
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Look to the future, see the dark, the death, the truth.
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Open your eyes to reality and throw it all away.
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Varied is the system, standard is the output.
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Education is what they call it - thought storage.
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"Gread is right, Gread works" -US Politition. "Well it didn't!!" -Everyone
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Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
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...And Justice For All
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Yesterday, I died. Now Im just another memory, my own.
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"I want underpants with wings!"
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¡f GøÐ #åÐ ¡nt@nÐ@Ð t#åt t#@ f°nt |ºøk §tµp¡Ð, #@'Ð #åv@ Ðråwn ¡t t#åt wå¥
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Gibber Gibber!
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Do me a favour, KILL MY ENGLISH TEACHER.
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Where do ya draw the line?  I'm not tellin' you, I'm askin you!
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We're world travelers, muther FUKer!
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I shoot the eggs, that's real huntin'!
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I figured, If she could take it up to the logo, she gets to keep the stick
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MTFKRZ!
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You got a fuckin' bullet in the head!
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Why do you think you don't have any *REAL* friends? Think about it!
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I want you to take me. I want you to break me. I want you to throw me away
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I'm a teenage, skitzoid, the one ya parenz dispize!
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I've got something to say... I killed your baby today!
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I've got something to say... I raped your mother today!
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I fucked a sheep, I fucked a goat, I stuck my dick right down it's throght
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BUT SO WHAT?... SO WHAT?... SO WHAT, SO WHAT, YOU BORING LITTLE FUCK!
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This is the first day or my last days
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I'm the one without a sole, I'm the one with this big fucking hole.
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Dress up this rotten carcass just to make it look alive.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see...
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The blind have been blessed with security.
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I have found, you can find, happyness in slavery.
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It took you to make me realize. It took you to make me see the light.
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Vote with a BULLET.
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You know they went after X, tried to blame it on Islam.
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God money's not looking for the cure.
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God money's not concerned about the sick among the pure.
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Anything you can do, Amiga can do better!
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Charts are bullshit.
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If you want weight... I'm your fucking man!
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If you ever need a drum solo to work out a vocal line...
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If I ever need a drummer?
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You seem to have an open-door policy on ass-holes...
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I just love that shit-kickin' music!
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The CIA, MI5, MI6, All armies of the world... All are TERRORISTS!
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If someone wouldn't let you speak, wouldn't you get violent?
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The IRA are just fighting for what is rightfully theirs!
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No, I don't support Terrorism, only its aims!
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The government really couldn't give a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.
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I have 1 Meg RAM... I also have 1 sheep called Steve.
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Come here Flossi!                 UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH      HEH HEH HEH!
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Check it out, we're MOBILE!
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We gotta take the power back!
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Silence. Something about silence makes me sick.
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The radio is silent even though it fills the air with noises.
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If you can't face reality, go somewhere else.
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Balance your time between fixing the world and enjoying it...
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In my system, high unemployment would be good. We wouldn't HAVE to work.
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We go to school for 12-20 years to get some paper telling us we can work.
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Property is theft. Privacy is theft.  Piracy is therefor NOT theft.
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Now I can only laugh, as I read our epitaph...
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Bring that shit in!
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Your opinion does not bother me in the slightest. I'm an individual.
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If you cannot appreciate classical music, you are a brain dead MTFKR!
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I don't wanna die. I know that this is killing me, But That's why I do it.
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YYYAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNN... I've been up for 24 hours writting essays!
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FUCK YOU, I won't do what you tell me!
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Make the future, don't try to re-create the past.
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Fuck it... Time to clean up my harddrives!
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Given the choice, any PROGRAMMER would choose AMIGA.
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Amiga: Probably the best operating system in the world.
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It must be real hard for Commodore to fuck up with such an amazing machine
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You can do it your own way, if it's done just how they say.
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He's the product of your proffession, not mine.
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Pop-music rots the brain. Why do you think they make it? SUPPRESSION!
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Jason, Where's your fucking hair?
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Ya see that??   That's you, that is.
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