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The Heavyweight tYPE............... Jokes Collection :cRACKER....... No Need For One nUMBER oF dISKS.... 1 .lzx file :pACKER........ The Heavyweight rELEASE dATE....... 19-August-1997 . :pROTECTION.... Not!!! cOMPUTER tYPE...... Any That reads ASCII . :cOMPANY....... N/A hD iNSTALLABLE..... Of Course : :::::: :.:::. ::::::__________________________________ ___________ ___ __ :... 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Well, I had this book that was full of these jokes, and a lot .::.:: of my friends wanted a copy of it. But now, since I have a :::::: scanner, I scanned it in (So they could get a copy of it), ::.::: and decided that you all out there would like it as well.. :::.:: ____ __ __ _________________________:.:::: .... . . ::::::.:::..:..:::.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.::; ...aND nOW fOR sOMETHING cOMPLETELY dIFFERENT... _ /\_____ _ /\____ _ /\_____ _ /\_ _ /\___ _ /\___ _ /\____----------------. \/_ ____ _\/ _ __/_\/_ ___ \/ _|__\/_ __/_\/___ __\/ ___/__mEMBERS oF dA |. | | | \__ ___/_ | | |. \_ \_ ___/_ | ______ __/ bROKEN cLAN || __|__ | | | | | | | || | _./ | | _ \ | __|__ _ |' \_І_/_l_|_ l_______l___l_|_ l______l_______l___|_ tRm____\_І_///-----------' ~~~~~~~l___|~~~~~~~~~~~~~l___|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~l_____\~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~ Well, for those who do not know, bROKEN is an aMIGa dEMo cREW manufactured by hEAVYWEIGHt (Ex-Devious Dezigns) and tERM!NATOr (Ex-Dusk, etc). 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