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Title: Caprice

 What do you make of the noble "sport" of angling? I went red snapper
fishing in the Bahamas. It was great! I caught ten fish in about 45 minutes.


Sounds great, but what about night-fishing on the banks of the River Trent?
No thanks. That would be pointless - just like when men blatantly flatulate
just to get a reaction. Do you know how many boyfriends I've had who lie in
bed and just do the biggest, fattest flatulate, then lift up the covers,
just to get a reaction? It repulses me more than anything in the world.

Good. What would you be watching out for if a man submitted his "CV of Sex"
to you? I'd look for a man with big hands. They have big willies.

Right... Finally, there doesn't seem to be any proper dirt on you. Are you
really squeaky-clean? There really isn't any! I keep thinking that maybe I'm
too much of an angel and should create a scandal. How about: "Caprice turns
lesbian." Ha ha! That's perfect, as it's every man's fantasy. I know,
because I read it in the FHM Sex Survey. FHM

The 1999 Caprice Calendar is on sale at HMV, Virgin, Our Price and all good
stores, priced £5.99.