Bill Gates said: Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100% compression
Bill Gates said: If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Bill Gates said: Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
Bill Gates said: Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Bill Gates said: Real programmers don't document. 'If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.'
Bill Gates said: Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Bill Gates said: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
Bill Gates said: There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Bill Gates said: Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Bill Gates said: Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Bill Gates said: Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
Bill Gates said: A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
Bill Gates said: For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
Bill Gates said: I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
Bill Gates said: The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Bill Gates said: I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Bill Gates said: Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Bill Gates said: Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Bill Gates said: Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Bill Gates said: There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
Bill Gates said: I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Bill Gates said: Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Bill Gates said: A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Bill Gates said: I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
Bill Gates said: Don't be so open-minded your brains will fall out.
Bill Gates said: If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Bill Gates said: Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
Bill Gates said: Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
Bill Gates said: If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Bill Gates said: If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
Bill Gates said: If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
Bill Gates said: Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Bill Gates said: It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Bill Gates said: Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
Bill Gates said: Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
Bill Gates said: Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
Bill Gates said: Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Bill Gates said: Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Bill Gates said: Do witches run spell checkers?
Bill Gates said: Demons are a Ghouls best Friend.
Bill Gates said: Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
Bill Gates said: Dain bramaged.
Bill Gates said: Department of Redundancy Department
Bill Gates said: Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
Bill Gates said: What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Bill Gates said: Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
Bill Gates said: COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
Bill Gates said: Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
Bill Gates said: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
Bill Gates said: Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Bill Gates said: Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Bill Gates said: My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Bill Gates said: C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
Bill Gates said: C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
Bill Gates said: <-------- The information went data way --------
Bill Gates said: The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Bill Gates said: BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
Bill Gates said: The name is Baud......, James Baud.
Bill Gates said: BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
Bill Gates said: Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Bill Gates said: C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Bill Gates said: Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
Bill Gates said: Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'
Bill Gates said: As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Bill Gates said: Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Bill Gates said: Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
Bill Gates said: E Pluribus Modem
Bill Gates said: File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Bill Gates said: Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
Bill Gates said: A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
Bill Gates said: An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
Bill Gates said: CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
Bill Gates said: Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Bill Gates said: A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
Bill Gates said: 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
Bill Gates said: 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Bill Gates said: Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Bill Gates said: Windows: Just another pain in the glass.
Bill Gates said: SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Bill Gates said: Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Bill Gates said: Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
Bill Gates said: RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
Bill Gates said: Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
Bill Gates said: All computers wait at the same speed.
Bill Gates said: DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Bill Gates said: Press Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
Bill Gates said: Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Bill Gates said: ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Bill Gates said: E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
Bill Gates said: Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
Bill Gates said: All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Bill Gates said: Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Bill Gates said: '640K ought to be enough for anybody.' - Bill Gates, 1981
Bill Gates said: DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
Bill Gates said: Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Bill Gates said: Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Bill Gates said: Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Bill Gates said: Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
Bill Gates said: REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
Bill Gates said: Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~
Bill Gates said: Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Bill Gates said: Read my chips: No new upgrades!
Bill Gates said: Hit any user to continue.
Bill Gates said: 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
Bill Gates said: I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
Bill Gates said: Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
Bill Gates said: Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
Bill Gates said: Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
Bill Gates said: Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Bill Gates said: (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
Bill Gates said: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?