#include <stdio.h>
#include <time.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

char *title[]={"Sire","Knave","Sir","Squire","My Liege","Your Majesty","Fop",
   "Woman","Old Man","Lord","Peasant","Serf","Get thee gone","Fie",
   "Begone","From thy visage I presume","I faith, nuncle","Tis said that",
   "Tis plain to mine eye","Fool","Marry, I faith",""};

char *first[]={"artless","bawdy","beslubbering","bootless","churlish",
   "cockered","clouted","craven","currish","dankish","dissembling",
   "droning","errant","fawning","fobbing","froward","frothy","gleeking",
   "goatish","gorbellied","impertinent","infectious","jarring",
   "loggerheaded","lumpish","mammering","mangled","mewling","paunchy",
   "pribbling","puking","puny","quailing","rank","reeky","roguish","ruttish",
   "saucy","spleeny","spongy","surly","tottering","unmuzzled","vain",
   "venomed","villainous","warped","wayward","weedy","yeasty",""};

char *second[]={"base-court","bat-fowling","beef-witted","beetle-headed",
   "boil-brained","clapper-clawed","clay-brained","common-kissing",
   "crook-pated","dismal-dreaming","dizzy-eyed","doghearted",
   "dread-bolted","earth-vexing","elf-skinned","fat-kidneyed",
   "fen-sucked","flap-mouthed","fly-bitten","folly-fallen","fool-born",
   "full-gorged","guts-griping","half-faced","hasty-witted","hedge-born",
   "hell-hated","idle-headed","ill-breeding","ill-nurtured","knotty-pated",
   "milk-livered","motley-minded","onion-eyed","plume-plucked","pottle-deep",
   "pox-marked","reeling-ripe","rough-hewn","rude-growing","rump-fed",
   "shard-borne","sheep-biting","spur-galled","swag-bellied","tardy-gaited",
   "tickle-brained","toad-spotted","urchin-snouted","weather-bitten",""};

char *third[]={"apple-john","baggage","barnacle","bladder","boar-pig",
   "bugbear","bum-bailey","canker-blossom","clack-dish","clotpole",
   "coxcomb","codpiece","death-token","dewberry","flap-dragon",
   "flax-wench","flirt-gill","foot-licker","fustilarian","giglet",
   "gudgeon","haggard","harpy","hedge-pig","horn-beast","hugger-mugger",
   "jolthead","lewdster","lout","maggot-pie","malt-worm","mammet","measle",
   "minnow","miscreant","moldwarp","mumble-news","nut-hook","pigeon-egg",
   "pignut","puttock","pumpion","ratsbane","scut","skainsmate","strumpet",
   "varlet","vassal","whey-face","wagtail",""};

void main()
	{
	int titlelen=0,firstlen=0,secondlen=0,thirdlen=0;
	int titlernd,firstrnd,secondrnd,thirdrnd;
	char vowel[2];
	char x;

	srand(time(NULL));

	while(title[titlelen][0]!='\0')
		titlelen++;
	titlernd=(int)rand()%titlelen;

	while(first[firstlen][0]!='\0')
		firstlen++;
	firstrnd=(int)rand()%firstlen;

	while(second[secondlen][0]!='\0')
		secondlen++;
	secondrnd=(int)rand()%secondlen;

	while(third[thirdlen][0]!='\0')
		thirdlen++;
	thirdrnd=(int)rand()%thirdlen;

	strcpy(vowel,"");
	x=first[firstrnd][0];
	if(x=='a'||x=='e'||x=='i'||x=='o'||x=='u')
		strcpy(vowel,"n");

	printf("%s, thou art nought but a%s %s %s %s.\n",title[titlernd],vowel,
	    first[firstrnd],second[secondrnd],third[thirdrnd]);
	}