Did Bill Gates Signs Deal With Satan? A Feigling Crew Exclusive Report... Satan is Behind Bill Gates' Success! He may even be the Anti-Christ ...say leading Biblical Scholars. Bill Gates is a name that many are familar with. His software runs over 80 percent of the world's computers and his company Microsoft has grown exponententially over the last ten years. His business practices have all but stifled the competition, attracting the attention of Justice Department. Most call it the ultimate expression of the "American Dream." Some admire him, others fear him, many dislike him. But, there are a growing number of people in the U.S. that believe that Bill Gates' success is of an otherworldly nature;. These people are quick to point out that he has always been in the right place at the right time. And that those who oppose him find themselves unable to fight him. Some Biblical scholars have even suggested that Bill Gates is the Anti-Christ. What caught my attention is how he went from a Harvard drop out to Billionaire, " says biblical scholar Willy Jones from Jersey City. Willy Jones, known to thousands as the Grove Street Prophet, a man who preaches the Gospel to people while they wait at the Bus Stop on (You guessed it. -Ed.) Grove Street in Jersey City, NJ. He was more than happy to give The Feigling Crew this exclusive interview after returning from a pilgrimage to Seattle (near Microsoft HQ), where he tried to raise awareness about what is to come. The Feigling Crew: First of all, Willy, if I may call you that, it is good to see you again. I used to hear your sermons everyday while going to and from work. Willy: Thank you very much. Yes, I remember you. You were the one who bought me that bottle of Feigling every Christmas. Willy, why did you go to Seattle? There comes a time in a man's life when he realizes that he needs to move on. My sermons upon the park pench only reached a few people. The Internet gives me the chance to preach to the world. And...> When I saw what was happening in the world, and what Bill Gates has done in the computer industry, I became very worried. When I saw that he now had his sights on the Internet, I then realized who and what this Bill Gates was, Satan's Spawn, the Anti-Christ come to enslave all mankind. That's quite a revelation there, Willy. What's your basis for such a claim? Well, the revelation came to me shortly after I received your annual gift of Feigling when I heard that not only was he interested in the internet, but Banking as well. Then it hit me... What hit you? The booze? No, you poor excuse for a journalist. The revelation hit me. Right there in my easy chair, God spoke to me. (Please bear in mind that Mr. Jones' opinions and 'revelations' do not necessarily reflect those of The Feigling Crew) He told me to go to Bill Gates' home city of Seattle, right into the Lion's Den and confront him. Did you confront him?> No, I had a run in with a security guard and the Seattle P.D. So, I decided to do what I am best at... Ramble on and on to passers-by on the street like some deranged lunatic? EXACTLY! I decided to preach on the streets of Seattle like I did in Jersey City. Did it work?> I certainly got people's attention. Seattle is a very different scene from Jersey City. They are not used to street preachers at all. They did not listen to the scriptures or heed my warnings. Unfortunately, they are all under his evil spell. What did you do after that? I went back to Jersey City and gathered as much information and proof that he is the Anti-Christ spoken of in the Bible. I then contacted The Feigling Crew to present my findings. That Satan helped Bill Gates become the Godfather of the Software Industry!