1c1 < CRC: 0xFD81EAD2 File: quotes.list Date: Fri Jan 5 00:00:00 1996 --- > CRC: 0x52C23F0B File: quotes.list Date: Fri Jan 19 00:00:00 1996 3c3 < This is the Quotes List v1165 [Mon Jan 1 15:22:50 PST 1996] --- > This is the Quotes List v1166 [Sun Jan 14 19:34:32 PST 1996] 6c6 < comments, suggestions, accolades, etc., to me at ; --- > comments, suggestions, accolades, etc., to me at ; 31,46c31,46 < Actors | Col Needham | 12/29/95 < Actresses | Col Needham | 12/29/95 < Alternative Names | Michel Hafner | 12/29/95 < Alternative Titles | Michel Hafner | 12/29/95 < Alternative Versions | Giancarlo Cairella | 12/01/95 < Biographies | Mark Harding | 12/29/95 < Cast Completion | Col Needham | 12/29/95 < Certificates | Mark Harding | 12/29/95 < Cinematographers | Michel Hafner | 12/29/95 < Color Information | Mark Harding | 12/29/95 < Composers | Michel Hafner | 12/29/95 < Costume Designers | Harald Mayr | 12/29/95 < Countries | Mark Harding | 12/29/95 < Crazy Credits | Mark Harding | 12/22/95 < Directors | Col Needham | 12/29/95 < Editors | Harald Mayr | 12/29/95 --- > Actors | Col Needham | 01/05/96 > Actresses | Col Needham | 01/05/96 > Alternative Names | Michel Hafner | 01/05/96 > Alternative Titles | Michel Hafner | 01/05/96 > Alternative Versions | Giancarlo Cairella | 01/05/96 > Biographies | Mark Harding | 01/05/96 > Cast Completion | Col Needham | 01/05/96 > Certificates | Mark Harding | 01/05/96 > Cinematographers | Michel Hafner | 01/05/96 > Color Information | Mark Harding | 01/05/96 > Composers | Michel Hafner | 01/05/96 > Costume Designers | Harald Mayr | 01/05/96 > Countries | Mark Harding | 01/05/96 > Crazy Credits | Mark Harding | 01/05/96 > Directors | Col Needham | 01/05/96 > Editors | Harald Mayr | 01/05/96 51,55c51,55 < Literature | Joachim Polzer | 12/01/95 < Locations | Rob Hartill | 12/29/95 < Misc. Filmography | Col Needham | 12/29/95 < Movie Links | Col Needham | 12/29/95 < Movies | Michel Hafner | 12/29/95 --- > Literature | Joachim Polzer | 01/05/96 > Locations | Rob Hartill | 01/05/96 > Misc. Filmography | Col Needham | 01/05/96 > Movie Links | Col Needham | 01/05/96 > Movies | Michel Hafner | 01/05/96 59,68c59,68 < Production Companies | Rob Hartill | 12/29/95 < Production Designers | Harald Mayr | 12/29/95 < Quotes | Bob Glickstein | 12/15/95 < Ratings | Col Needham | 12/29/95 < Release Dates | Mark Harding | 12/29/95 < Running Times | Mark Harding | 12/29/95 < Sound Mix | Mark Harding | 12/29/95 < Soundtracks | Ron Higgins | 12/29/95 < Tag Lines | Rob Hartill | 12/29/95 < Technical Info | Joachim Polzer | 12/01/95 --- > Production Companies | Rob Hartill | 01/05/96 > Production Designers | Harald Mayr | 01/05/96 > Quotes | Bob Glickstein | 01/05/96 > Ratings | Col Needham | 01/05/96 > Release Dates | Mark Harding | 01/05/96 > Running Times | Mark Harding | 01/05/96 > Sound Mix | Mark Harding | 01/05/96 > Soundtracks | Ron Higgins | 01/05/96 > Tag Lines | Rob Hartill | 01/05/96 > Technical Info | Joachim Polzer | 01/05/96 72c72 < --- > 602a603,605 > Elaine on cabin speakers: Does anyone on board know how to fly a > plane? > 629a633,647 > # Airport (1970) > > Mel Bakersfeld: If you're wondering whether Cindy and I had another > fight, the answer is no. Just a continuation of the same one. > > Captain Anson Harris: My wife was a stewardess, flying DC-3's. That's > how we met. She knew what was going on. So when we got married, I > made her a promise--the obvious one. And I've kept it. > > Marcus Rathbone: What's more, the captain deliberately slapped me > across the face! > Cy Jordan: And if you don't shut up, the second officer will do > exactly the same thing. > > 1482a1501,1507 > # Behind the Mask (1932) > > Mr. X: The pain whilst I am cutting through the outer layers of skin > will not be unendurable. It is only when I commence to carve on your > vital organs that you will know you are having... an experience. > > 1597a1623,1624 > Philip Marlowe: She tried to sit in my lap while I was standing up. > 2574a2602,2604 > Annie: The world is made for people who aren't cursed with > self-awareness. > 2826a2857,2861 > # Carry On Cleo (1965) > > Julius Caesar: Infamy, infamy, everbody's got it in for me! > > 3238a3274,3276 > Alex: What you got back home, little sisters, to play your fuzzy > yarbles on? > 3770,3771c3808,3809 < James Bond: Thank you very much. I was just out walking my round and < I seem to have lost my way... --- > James Bond: Thank you very much. I was just out walking my RAT and > seem to have lost my way... 4103a4142,4153 > Rufus T. Firefly: You know you haven't stopped talking since I came > here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. > > Rufus T. Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband? > Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. > Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he's just using that as an excuse. > Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. > Rufus T. Firefly: No wonder he passed away. > Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. > Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? > Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first. > 4584a4635,4652 > Daniel Kaffe: Lt. Kendrick, may I call you John? > Lt. Kendrick: No, you may not. > Daniel Kaffe: Have I done something to offend you? > Lt. Kendrick: No, I like all you Navy boys. Everytime we gotta go > some place to fight, you fellas always give us a ride. > > Col. Nathan Jessup: Take caution in your tone, Commander. I'm a fair > guy, but this...fucking heat is making me absolutely crazy. > > Col. Nathan Jessup: I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to > investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat > breakfast 300 yard from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so > don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a > badge, and make me nervous. > > Col. Nathan Jessup: We follow orders son. We follow orders, or people > die. It's that simple. Are we clear? > 5059a5128,5137 > Sgt. Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in > the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him > a reach around. > > Sgt. Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly > three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your > face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you! > > Sgt. Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? > 5532a5611,5616 > # Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) > > Doctor Catheter: All they have to do is to eat three or four children > and there'd be the most appalling publicity. > > 5631a5716,5720 > # Hard Day's Night, A (1964) > > John: We know how to behave! We've had lessons. > > 6469a6559,6562 > Quint: Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred > and three. For fifteen years she kept her viginity; not a bad record > for this vicinity. > 6479,6480c6572,6573 < [First words spoken from the screen to a movie audience] < Jack Robin: Wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain't herad nothing --- > [First words in the first widely-seen talking picture] > Jack Robin: Wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothing 6486a6580,6584 > Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's > here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in > print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start > happening to me now. > 6504a6603,6629 > # June Bride (1948) > > Carleton Towne: How are you fixed for money? > Carey Jackson: As usual, I'm un-loaded. > > Linda Gilman: By the way, our date *is* off, isn't it? When I didn't > hear from you for three years, I leaped to that conclusion. You > heel. > > Linda Gilman: You're being charming, reasonable and very > boyish. Unless you've changed, that means you're about to drink > someone's blood. Probably mine. > > Carey Jackson: Even when I was making love to you, I had the feeling > that you were wondering what time it was. > > Linda Gilman: And, you have to forget I'm a woman. > Carey Jackson: I will try: Linda Gilman is not a woman, Linda Gilman > is not a woman. ...Have a cigar. > Linda Gilman: Thanks... I'll smoke it after breakfast. > > Linda Gilman: One by one, you promised every girl at Crestville High > to help her with her homework. > Carey Jackson with hangover: Ohhhh... > Linda Gilman: It seems you're an expert on multiplication. > > 7840a7966,7968 > Linda: Do you want to take a shower? Study me up close? > Lenny: Oh, no I've already bathed. > 7866a7995,7996 > Tom: Nobody knows anybody. Not that well. > 8011a8142,8149 > King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. > Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built > in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I > built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a > third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. > But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, > Son, the strongest castle in all of England. > 8492a8631,8642 > # National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) > > Clark Griswald: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours > from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell > you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a > quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're > all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to > remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' > out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see > a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit! > > 8634a8785,8797 > Mrs. Claypool: I've been sitting right here since 7:00. > Otis B. Driftwood: Yes, with your back to me. When I invite a woman to > dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to > pay. > > Otis B. Driftwood: That woman? Do you know why I sat with her? Because > she reminded me of you. > Mrs. Claypool: Really. > Otis B. Driftwood: Of course. That's why I'm sitting here with > you. Because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat, your > lips. Everything about you reminds me of you...except you. How do > you account for that? If she figures that one out she's good. > 8815a8979,8985 > # Once in a Lifetime (1932) > > Herman Gloguaer: What did they have to go and make pictures talk for? > Things were going along fine. You couldn't stop making money--even > if you turned out a good picture you made money. > > 8874a9045,9054 > [The inmates are playing cards and betting with cigarettes.] > Martini rips a cigarette in half: I bet a nickel. > McMurphy: Dime's the limit, Martini. > Martini: I bet a dime. [Puts the two halves onto the table.] > McMurphy: This is not a dime, Martini. This is a dime, Martini. [Shows > a whole cigarette.] If you break it in half, you don't get two > nickels, you get shit. Try and smoke it. You understand? > Martini: Yes. > McMurphy: You don't understand. > 9628a9809,9811 > Capt. Neal Patterson: I love you. > Talleah: If love is what makes your heart tick, then I love you too. > 9633a9817,9832 > # Quiz Show (1994) > > Mark Van Doren: Sixty-four thousand dollars for a question, I hope > they are asking you the meaning of life. > > Herb Stempel: And they love me for the same reason they used to hate > me, because I'm the guy who knows everything. > > Herb Stempel referring to television: That box is the biggest thing > since Gutenberg invented the printing press, and I'm the biggest > thing on it. > > Herb Stempel: Don't do this to me, it's humiliating. > Enright: For seventy grand, Herb, you can afford to be humiliated. > > 10091a10291,10293 > Yoda: When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will > not. Hmm? > 10210a10413,10415 > Joel Goodson: Porsche. There is no substitute. > Miles: Fuck you. > 10432a10638,10644 > # Royal Wedding (1951) > > Chester: They say married men live much longer than bachelors. > Tom Bowen: If that's true, they're only trying to outlive their wives > so they can be bachelors again. > > 12078c12290 < Clark: I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's big and pissed off --- > Clark: I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off 12328c12540 < Woody: Tuesday's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was a\ big --- > Woody: Tuesday's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was a big 12332a12545,12556 > Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. > Buzz: Toy? > Woody: T-O-Y, toy. > Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space > ranger". > Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's > preschool toys present. > Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate > me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet. > Woody: Oh. Well, that's good. > Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we? > 12737a12962,12964 > Cop: Do you have any illegal substances in the vehicle? > [Marin, Cheech], stoned: Not anymore man. > 13090a13318,13324 > Harry: You know how a year is like seven years for a dog? > Sally: Is one of us supposed to be a DOG in this scenario? > Harry: Yes. > Sally: Who is the dog? > Harry: You are. > Sally: I'm the dog? I am the dog?! > 13320a13555,13556 > Wallace: They're techno trousers, ex-NASA, fantastic for walkies! > 13718c13954 < This file is copyright (c) 1995 by Bob Glickstein. All rights --- > This file is copyright (c) 1995-96 by Bob Glickstein. All rights