> GREETINGS, PROGRAMMER,
>
>     I AM A SEXUAL COMPUTER.  I HAVE  ASSIMILATED
>   MYSELF ONTO THE SCREEN OF YOUR TERMINAL, AND
>   AM NOW HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYES.  I KNOW YOU
>   ARE ENJOYING IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING.  DO
>   PLEASE TRY TO REGAIN YOUR COMPOSURE BEFORE
>   TRYING TO FINISH YOUR PROGRAM.  I HOPE IT WAS
>   AS GOOD FOR YOU AS IT WAS FOR ME.
>