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                        | Read This Carefully !! |
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1) Upload Rules:
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   - More fucking txt files! 
     (Most Wanted Are Ascii collections!, but also all other stuff)
   - More fucking lame icon collections!
     (Don't use them personally, but enough others do)
   - More fucking intro's / bbstro's / anything else ending with -tro!
     (Just because you can check them out really fast in between calls)
   - More renames!
     (My staff needs the work of nuking them all)
   - More musicdisks!
     (No-one really listens to them, but it fills the week)
   - More of anything!
     (Doesn't matter really, we have the harddisk space for it)
   - Well, if we forgot something we are sure we will let ya know,
     so remember, the scene is for Fun!

2) User Accounts:
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   - We aren't forced in any way to delete any inactive dudes because
     we really can't be bothered with the hassle of searching through
     the user.data for those who don't call regulary. Sure, we delete
     accounts, but that is only done because we get bored sometime and
     like something to do!

3) Other sysops here:
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   - We love you for the job well done in past, present and future times.
   - We will not ever make any comment about not uploading particular
     software or not calling on a regular basis.
   - We will not make a judgement about your board if it's fast or not,
     if it's new or not, or if you are kewl or not. What counts is the
     fact that you choose to support us, that we decided to support you
     on a same regular basis as you have done in past and present.
   - We haven't supported yet? Don't worry, support is around the corner.
   
4) Personal Message:
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   - If you haven't allready fallen in love with us, the staff, it will 
     happen soon, because we are a bunch of great guys who have a heart
     for a decaying dutch scene. We do NOT like the way some others 
     react to their dissolving state of their boards. Bringing harsh
     rules to their users isn't a way in which a user feels at home at
     all. I would hereby like to announce that this system is part of a 
     new group called: Friends Inc. All dudes who feel like joining this
     for the sake of it, can join. No requirements whatsoever. You just
     have to be a friend of the scene.
   - Those who are not charmed by this message please reply it, stating
     you don't want to be part of a new way of thinking. I will then
     gladly delete your account.
   - Remember: only friendship will keep this scene together.

                                    SIGNED: Friends Inc.
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