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        -  -- ÷(·NFiConEdit v0.95a © 1994 cARCASS!^EQUiNOXE·)÷ --  -

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 ____\  /___________                                     ___________\  /____
(___ \\// _________/     · What The Fuck Is This?! ·     \_________ \\// ___)
    \ \/ /                                                         \ \/ /
     \  /                                                           \  /
      \/   NFiConEdit is just that. An Icon Editor. Big fucking      \/
           deal eh?.. Well, it is. Seeing that /X relies heavily
           on tooltypes, I thought i'd write a util that lets
           REMOTE users edit icons. Yes, thats right, REMOTE users.
           No more of this downloading-icons-changing-them-then-
           re-uploading-the-cunts.. Nah, fuck that. use this
           Instead.

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 ____\  /___________                                     ___________\  /____
(___ \\// _________/    · Features? What Features?! ·    \_________ \\// ___)
    \ \/ /                                                         \ \/ /
     \  /                                                           \  /
      \/   · Written by us [ok, we're biased]                        \/

           · It's k-rad.

           · The only one out there, as far as I can tell.

           · Oh, just fucking install it, and look for yourself.

           · NFiTool Seal of Approval(tm). Yes, really!

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 ____\  /___________                                     ___________\  /____
(___ \\// _________/    · Help Me Install it, Daddy ·    \_________ \\// ___)
    \ \/ /                                                         \ \/ /
     \  /                                                           \  /
      \/ [/X v4.x/v3.x]                                              \/

           Copy the files in the archive to your directories,
           so they end up like this...

           BBS:Doors/NFiConEdit/NFiConEdit.XIM

           BBS:Commands/BBSCMD/NFiConEdit.info

           LIBS:AEDoor.Library (© Sintax-the-Impending-Saint)

           If you don't know what to do, you shouldn't be reading
           this. If it makes no sense, you're probably not using /X.
           In which case, see below.

         [/X v2.x/S-Express]

           Suck shit, this is for /X3/4 *ONLY*. If you don't like it,
           blow me. Actually, I can't see why it wouldn't work.. apart
           from the FSE bit.. try it anyway.. you may be shocked. If it
           does work, tell me. I'll be shocked too. We can be shocked
           together. If it does work, and any /X v2.x / S-Express users
           use it, I may just do a custom FSE-type thing for it.. then
           again, I may tell you to naff off. It's worth a shot though,
           isn't it?

         [DLG/C-Net/E!/MAXs/Tempest/Xenolink/Reccoon/Paragon/4D/Citadel
          /Trinity/Elite/etc.]

           Suck my bile, as much as you'd like it to happen, this door
           will simply NOT work on any of the above mentioned BBS s'ware.
           No, Not even a little bit. I know you REEEEALLY want to use
           it, but unless you puchase /X, it just aint gunna happen.
           Live with it. Fuck, the range of NFi doors is argument
           enough to go and purchase /X. It's your loss. Really, it is!

     ____                                                           ____
 ____\  /___________                                     ___________\  /____
(___ \\// _________/     · Duh, theres no config!? ·     \_________ \\// ___)
    \ \/ /                                                         \ \/ /
     \  /                                                           \  /
      \/   Thats right. No Config. None needed. Just install         \/
           and run. it's as simple as that. If you can't live
           with that, eat my shit.

     ____                                                           ____
 ____\  /___________                                     ___________\  /____
(___ \\// _________/    · Can I Have MY Name On It? ·    \_________ \\// ___)
    \ \/ /                                                         \ \/ /
     \  /                                                           \  /
      \/   No. if you don't like it, don't use it. If you don't      \/
           like the colours, load it into Hex and change them.
           Alternatively, you could email us, and ask us to add
           something to it, or whatever. You could even call it
           a registered version if you like. Fuck, you can call
           it Intestinal Juices from a Stillborn Foetus if you
           really like..

           See also (Registrations Inc.)

     ____                                                           ____
 ____\  /___________                                     ___________\  /____
(___ \\// _________/      · Known Bugs and shit.. ·      \_________ \\// ___)
    \ \/ /                                                         \ \/ /
     \  /                                                           \  /
      \/   None. Well, sorta. Because this uses the internal         \/
           messagebase to edit the icons, it loads the users
           preferential editor. [ie, FSE, Line editor, or
           prompts everytime.] If you're using the line editor,
           you're gunna find it a bitch to edit icons.

           I was going to force FSE everytime, but I got lazy.

           So, the moral of the story is, if you wanna use this,
           use the FSE, or prompt. If you don't like it, bite me.

           If i'm ever really bored, i'll fix it.

           I also want to add a Create Icon (Y/n) option, if the
           icon doesn't exist.. Then again, I also want a Ferrari,
           so we'll see what happens..

     ____                                                           ____
 ____\  /___________                                     ___________\  /____
(___ \\// _________/    · Backdoors/Virii/Trojans.. ·    \_________ \\// ___)
    \ \/ /                                                         \ \/ /
     \  /                                                           \  /
      \/   There are NO backdoors. However, some smartarse           \/
           sack of shit, MAY have tampered with the XiM before
           you got it. So to be sure, call our board, or any
           of our ß Testers to grab your un-fucked-with-version.
           Or, email us, and we'll UUEncode it for you...

     ____                                                           ____
 ____\  /___________                                     ___________\  /____
(___ \\// _________/    · Bugs/Ideas/Money/Hardware ·    \_________ \\// ___)
    \ \/ /                                                         \ \/ /
     \  /                                                           \  /
      \/   If you've found a bug [yeh, rite..] or have an idea       \/
           [that'd be a first..], or you want something added
           to this, or any other of our doors, or just wanna
           send us money/hardware/whatever, call us at the
           number below, or email us, or send us telepathic
           thoughtwaves or something... If we don't know what
           the problem is, we'll be damned if we know how to
           fix it! Improvements rely on YOU.

     ____                                                           ____
 ____\  /___________                                     ___________\  /____
(___ \\// _________/ · Official Guild of NFi ß Testers · \_________ \\// ___)
    \ \/ /                                                         \ \/ /
     \  /                                                           \  /
      \/   Do you run a board? Is it an /X or S-Express board?       \/
           [or Swift for that matter.. ]
           Do you want to be a ß Tester for the most rad /X tools
           in existance? Call us, it's as simple as that. No money,
           no bullshit, no excuses needed.

           You benefit by getting all the tools before anyone else.
           Be the envy of all your neighbours. Cool or what?

           Become a member of the Official Guild of NFi ß Testers!

     ____                                                           ____
 ____\  /___________                                     ___________\  /____
(___ \\// _________/        · Registrations Inc ·        \_________ \\// ___)
    \ \/ /                                                         \ \/ /
     \  /                                                           \  /
      \/   Do you want a registered version? Huh? Do ya? Fine,       \/
           just fill out the registration form included in this
           archive, [NFiConEdit.REG] and follow the simple
           directions.. Fuck we're nice..

     ____                                                           ____
 ____\  /___________                                     ___________\  /____
(___ \\// _________/       · Shameless Plug Inc. ·       \_________ \\// ___)
    \ \/ /                                                         \ \/ /
     \  /                                                           \  /
      \/   Yeh, we had to do it.. we're heartless bastards..         \/

           If you want *ANY* door's done, but you are unable
           [either too lazy, or just plain stupid] to do them,
           give us a call, and we'll do em for you. You design
           em, we code them. Ugh.

              Any Bugs, Suggestions, Death Threats, Money, or
                 just for the fuck of it, give us a call..

   ____             .   .    .   :                       ____            ·
 __\  /___ .________|___|____|_  |_______________________\  /____________:
 \__\/\__ \|     /  ___/\__   /  /  ______  ___ \_____   /\/\_____  \__  ¦
  /   |/ \ \    /   /   |/   /   \____  \    \___/\   __/   |/  _   |/   |___.
_/    ¦   \ \  /   /|   |   /_   ¦  _\   \_   \_/  \   \    |   /_  ¦  __/   |
\_____:____\  /_________¦________:________/____/____\   \___¦_______:________|
      ·     \/          :       ____   .   .         \___/  :     . ·
 _ _ ________.__________________\  / __|___|_____________ ._____\/_______
  \\\\_____  \__ _    /__ _    /_\/|/  ___/\_____   /\__ \|     / ___   /
      /  _   |/   \__/_/   \__/_   |   /   |/ \____/_./ \ \    /   \___/
    _/   /_  ¦    !    \   !    \  ¦  /|   |   /_    ¦   \ \  /     \_ _ _
 dZG\________:__________\________\_:_______¦_________:____\  /_______////
             ·                     ·       :               \/
   · ·· LOGiC AHQ ^ OSiRiS AHQ ^ DARKPYRE iND. WHQ · · +6¹·²·545·467¹ ·· ·
           · ·· AMiGA ^ PC ^ CONSOLE ^ TEXT ^ SOURCE ^ H·P·A·V ·· ·
                         · ·· NUP · KILL FOR ME ·· ·

        Or you can email us at 'ElderGods@nutfactory.apana.org.au'

     ____                                                           ____
 ____\  /___________                                     ___________\  /____
(___ \\// _________/      · Ramblings of a Madman ·      \_________ \\// ___)
    \ \/ /                                                         \ \/ /
     \  /                                                           \  /
      \/   Right, theres a few things I wanna say.                   \/

           · Charging money for /X tools is fucked. Fuck you.
             If you wanna charge money for a commercial product,
             make something USEFUL, dweeb. Fuck you.

           · If you don't like /X, don't use it. Fuck you.

           · If you don't want to pay US$55 for the /X 4 upgrade,
             don't pay it. Simple as that. Fuck you.

           · If the icon looks gay, use 8 colours. Fuck you.

           · STOP using 'C' and 'fast!' in the same sentence.
             C sucks. Learn ASM. Fuck you.

           · Arexx is not coding. Fuck you.

           · Compiled Arexx: See above.

           · Techno is not music. Fuck you.

           · Trading <> Uploading everything in your DL dir,
             you maladjusted sack of shit. Fuck you.
             [That one goes out to you Stylemaster DJ]

           · Informing on people, no matter how much you hate them,
             is fucked. Fuck you.

           · Stop releasing shitty ascii collections. Fuck you.

           · Nobody wants your DOpus config. Fuck you.

           · If you want PD, look in Aminet. Fuck you.

           · Amiga Board, PC Font. Spot the error.

           · Adding 20 board ad's to archives is gay. Fuck you.

           · Adding pictures to archives is gay. Fuck you.

           · Adding BBSTro's to archives is gay. Fuck you.

           · Fuck you.

           · Fuck you.

           · Oh, Fuck you.

     ____                                                           ____
 ____\  /___________                                     ___________\  /____
(___ \\// _________/ · Oh Gosh! I'd Just Like to Thank · \_________ \\// ___)
    \ \/ /                                                         \ \/ /
     \  /                                                           \  /
      \/   (EQUiNOXE/LGC)·(For my own personal language :) I talk)   \/
                          (you assemble/compile/link/debug et al.)
                          (Electronic Chicken: PROC PROC PROC!   )

           (...SaDuS!...)·(1. For having my 'Peace Sells..' CD...)
                          (2. For completely rewriting our code,.)
                          (whether we wanted you to or not. hehe.)
                          (And all the coding help.. [of course].)

           (...DANZiG...)·(The most k-rad asc² d00d ever. Thanks.)
                          (Give us a call sometime...............)

           (-redSkin/aRt)·(Thanks for the logo...................)

           (.SiNTAX/WøT.)·(The E Guru.... Still processing your..)
                          (sainthood!............................)

           (..Sal-One!..)·(Our account better still be alive! :).)

           (....WHiZ....)·(Call us you schmuck! _OUR_ number isnt)
                          (disconnected.. Unlike some :).........)

           (...2-Cool...)·('Swift?' he said, a glimmer of hope in)
                          (his eyes..............................)

           (.P0T-NOoDLE.)·(For having an opinion. I like opinions)
                          (Also, Mr.SelfDestruct doesn't take too)
                          (kindly to 3000's. Not at all..........)
                          (Give us a call, and i'll tell you bout)
                          (it....................................)

           (..Calypso...)·(Dafuk you been?.......................)

           (..nocTurne..)·(Erm.. Got locked outta my home dir, so)
                          (if/when you read this, resend your msg)
                          (to the above addy... thanks!..........)
                          (Damn security teams.. Hmpf!...........)

           (CONtROL/TRSi)·(Pffffft! :)...........................)

           (Zozo/Majic12)·(Why couldn't you pick a pronouncable..)
                          (name for your board?... hahaha........)

           (MuMu+Spider.)·(C Schmee. E is cool :)................)
                          (Thanks for the help too. I still think)
                          (user.keys is silly.. hehehe...........)

 All the OSiRiS lads, LOGiC lads, all the Cydonia lads [including Sourivat]
    and all the callers.. without you, fuck, there'd be no-one to abuse!

          And a special thanks to BoWeN/SR/OTT/MXM/WTF/HUH/EH?/BLAH
       for the initial idea for the door.. and for not letting me test
                                  it.. git! :)

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 ____\  /___________                                     ___________\  /____
(___ \\// _________/ · The Sky is Falling! Muummmmmyy! · \_________ \\// ___)
    \ \/ /                                                         \ \/ /
     \  /                                                           \  /
      \/   That's it. The End. More Great Tools Coming Soon-ish..    \/
           I'd give you a list of what we're gunna release, but
           you'd cream your pants just at the thought.. so I won't.

           Needless to say, we're working on, without a doubt, THE
           best door for /X. Ever. Nyah!.


