b3tNon siamo Tedescit tfpf2s1c01                               NON SIAMO TEDESCI


f1c03"Come  stai?!" -  "We  had  a  fire on the train." - "The station was built by
Mussolini." "So  it's not your fault you mean!" - "RokDaZone has stones in his
bag."  -  "So  Wurstel  are  Würstel in German, but they are called Würstchen,
except when they are called Würstel." - "Enter name and password!"


f2c01                                  IMPRESSIVE!

f1c03"I think  we  are heading towards civilwar." - "Funghi meditation." - "Parsec!
Che  Cazzo FAI!?" - "My mother asked from whom I got the engaging ring." - "We
asked  for a  breakfast  and she brings fish!" - Crossing the domesquare three
times  for food.   -  "Where's  Macno?" "Comitting his social suicide." - "Oh,
sorry, I am stoned.  What did I say?"


f2c01                                   TERRIFIC!

f1c03"I have  got  a  bad  feeling  about  this."  - "She is really...  pheew!" "My
school." (*  slam *) "Oh, Sabry, wouldn't you then maybe with..." - "I already
feared  he was going to translate the whole movie." - "What about the Penguine
style?" - "Yes, but with you they don't explode!" - "I am tired of translating
all  the  time." -  "You  know things get out of hand when you're talking to a
waitress in English."


f2c01                                  REMARKABLE!

f1c03"All Germans  wear  sandales."  - "Neapolitans are soulsuckers." - "This is my
first lover  shirt.   It  works!"  -  "Wait  a minute, I've got it:  You're an
Italian!" - "Visiting Pompeii was blasphemy." - "The food is nice, but what am
I supposed to do with the egg?" - "Too bad Macno doesn't get drunk more often"
- "You didn't win your soccermatch? In Germany we have a word for it:  Loser."


f2c01                                 PANGALACTIC!

f1c03"Listen,  Macno,  you  idiot: You are my friend!  Friendship is important, you
bastard!" - "Do you understand it? ...  So you still don't understand it?  ...
Then  it's  time  to  roll another one." - "If I knew you would come here five
years  before,  I  would have killed you at first sight." - "Germans eat pasta
with marmelade." - "Rrrruuuudiiiii!"


f2c01                                   QUATSCH!

f1c03"Eem vanne been aff!"  - "This is babylonia." - "We don't care about a statue
of Mr.Noname" - "My mothers Limoncello is the best." - "Be careful we estimate
it has  60%." - "But how do I realize a German doesn't like me?" - "This is no
Italian pizza!" - "Was kriegst Du?" - "Sabry is an angel."


f2c01                                  UNEXPECTED!

f1c03"What's wrong with this country?" - "However." - "Ehrm, ah, now...  Let's call
it  youthacne." -  "LEI-LEI-LEI!!!"  - "RokDa is the real master of the Scene!
Now that the others are gone." - "You experience egostimulation." - "They want
to start ANOTHER environmental party." - "So-to-say." - "Kartoffelnfest"


f2c01                                  EXCELLENT!

f1c03"They sing  for  me,  they  sing for you, they sing for we!" - "Fünfundfünfzig
(funffunfunffzich)!" -  "Rudi sat himself on Tella." - "The chameleon tried to
look  like  a pencilcase and exploded." - "She is angry with me. I cheered for
the  others."  -  "Non  e  affato  carino!" - "You brought it... RokDa, you...
Macno!  Macno, he brought...  It's...  All the way...  Superskunk!"


f2c01                                  TREMENDOUS!

f1c03"After you left Milan, I was ill for two days.  Because of the cocktails." "Do
you got a lighter?" - "I like the idea to become like Spiderman but I'm afraid
of spiders." - "His car had just been repaired." - "Laber nicht, Du Heini!"


f2c01                                  HUMUNGOUS!

f1c03Final question:  What happens if you put three Italians and two Germans into a
room two a.m.?  You get strange objects.

c02Very strange objects.