b3tWhile we`re waiting..tZeroxtfpf2s2c11                     WHILE WE'RE WAITING FOR D.I.S.C... 

f1c13                         An Army Production in June'97
c12                                 by Zerox/Gods


c13Some of  you have heard about an old mag called c12D.I.S.C.c13, some of you haven't.
You've probably  been  reading news-files telling that the c12D.I.S.C.  c13team have
begun working  on  another  issue  a long time ago, but have you seen it?  f2No!
f1Therefore  it's time  to  tell you all what you can do until the next issue of
c12D.I.S.C.  c13gets released:


 - Read other mags (like now) or make a mag of your own.
 - Eat 99 hamburgers and drink 236 litres of coke.
 - Get a job and finally buy a c12Mercedesc13.
 - Build a tower ten times the size of the c12E!ffel towerc13.
 - Get a life.
 - Loose your faith regarding Santa Claus.
 - Understand what the handle c12MOP c13stands for.
 - Get elected as president.
 - Buy the coming c12A\BOXc13.
 - Get arrested for drug abuse.
 - Visit c12Gathering'99c13.
 - Save the world.
 - Die of aging.
 - Watch c12Captured Dreams c13848 times.
 - Get attacked by aliens.
 - Sleep with c12Claudia Schifferc13.
 - Call your grandparents.
 - Get in shape.
 - Develop a nuclear bomb.
 - Go professional.
 - Get a cure for your disease.
 - Invest money in a holiday-paradise in the greek islands.
 - Get seven new c12Artwork c13productions.
 - Watch 117 movies.
 - Get an c12Oscarc13.
 - Travel around the globe.
 - Get education.
 - Declare the Scene for dead.
 - Get a girlfriend.
 - Visit Mars.
 - Become the new manager of c12Manchester Unitedc13.
 - Buy Amiga Technologies from c12Gateway 2000c13.
 - Remove c12Bill Gatesc13.
 - Invent a time machine.
 - Celebrate the millennium.


..f2Or f1if you don't want to wait that long, support c12D.I.S.C. c13with articles right
away and get the next issue in the mail in some months.

Now over to the always so fake end of article dialogue between c12Lord Helmet c13and
c12Zeroxc13.
f1
c11LH:  f4"Will D.I.S.C.  ever get released again?"

c12ZX:  f4"I don't know."

c11LH:  f4"Why do you pretend it will get released then?"

c12ZX:  f4"You taught me the art of propaganda..."

c11LH:  f4"But my stories always included 95% truth... I think you're overdoing it."

c12ZX:  f4"Nah...  I don't care."

c11LH:  f4"Why not leave the Scene and declare the D.I.S.C. project for dead?"

c12ZX:  f4"I can't do that. I still want to release another issue of D.I.S.C."

c11LH:  f4"My name will suffer under your incompetance... let's stop it now."

c12ZX:  f4"NO! I will manage to release another issue of D.I.S.C. with your help."

c11LH:  f4"Your taking too much time and besides. I got to think of my reputation."

c12ZX:  f4"I'm sorry about that.  It seems to be quite hard to release issue 11."

c11LH:  f4"Why is that?"

c12ZX:  f4"I don't know.  Code and gfx have been a problem since 1995."

c11LH:  f4"It can't be that hard...  I think you're the problem."

c12ZX:  f4"Perhaps I am.  Maybe I lack the motivation and knowledge?"

c11LH:  f4"We'll see.  D.I.S.C.  can't get as good as R.A.W.  in any case."

c12ZX:  f4"You're right...  perhaps it's all over.  Time to retire?"

c11LH:  f4"I was only kidding."

c12ZX:  f4"Uhh good.  Thanks!  Now I promise to release D.I.S.C soon :)"

c11LH:  f4"Have you told anybody that I will support it?"

c12ZX:  f4"Yes..."

c11LH:  f4"This dialogue is fake...  Perhaps the cooperation is a fake too?"

c12ZX:  f4"No...  no..no..."

c11LH:  f4"Those articles we suppose to have written together. Are they real?"

c12ZX:  f4"Err...  yes...  you know I wouldn't fake anything."

c11LH:  f4"Yes, that's correct...  you can't write that good."

c12ZX:  f4"Here are your 50 beers I promised."

c11LH:  f4"Thanks...  I think it's settled now.  I'll keep quiet."

c12ZX:  f4"Good. But then again... why release D.I.S.C. if everybody is against it?"

c11LH:  f4"Everybody?"

c12ZX:  f4"Yes, even before it's released the Insomnia staff hates our design..."

c11LH:  f4"Oh yeah...  I remember those guys...  they sent me an e-mail."

c12ZX:  f4"That's not enough...  MOP will not mention us and..."

c11LH:  f4"MOP...  is he still alive?"

c12ZX:  f4"Yes, we tried to kill him though....  but our hitman failed."

c11LH:  f4"We try harder!"

c12ZX:  f4"Besides, Generation, SeenPoint, ShowTime and the others are too good."

c11LH:  f4"Don't worry...  We can easily get rid of the competition."

c12ZX:  f4"How?"

c11LH:  f4"Do you remember Stalin?"

c12ZX:  f4"Hydra you mean?"

c11LH:  f4"Yes... I met him at the Quart-festival.  It was easy to make him leave."

c12ZX:  f4"You're right...  he left the scene...  I trust your services 100%!"

c11LH:  f4"I'm glad you feel better now.  Same time next week then?"

c12ZX:  f4"Yes doctor...  the same payment?"

c11LH:  f4"Yes patient..."


f1c13The End?